The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I decide I don't want to deal with this and leave. With the sandwich

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I whack you with a quarterstaff and take the sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I yell at you that you were rude. In shame, you give me the sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

(The Caterpillar and the Snail are still hiding inside the sandwich)

[Immortal Platypus]

I don't care, and I look to see that no one else is there. There isn't so I whisper, "Do you want to have lunch?"

[NameIess]

I accept the offer, happily munching on some delicious chouta.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail and the caterpillar also accept your offer and begin sharing Nameless’ chouta.

[Immortal Platypus]

I briefly wonder where Nameless came from before deciding I don't care and pull out a second sandwich and start eating it.

[aetherbound he/him]

I spill a bunch of ice cubes around the spot you were eating lunch, you slip and fall, letting me take the sandwich to tcspf HQ.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I take the sandwich from tcspf HQ because I have access, despite not being a member, because I have connections within the organization. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I don't know what tcspf is, and I finish my lunch. Then I wonder who put the decoy in tcspf headquarters. I know it's a decoy because I have the sandwich. the post that took it from me wasn't bold so it wasn't canon!

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I tell Platypus that tcspf is The Chosen Sandwich Person Finders, and then I take the sandwich and all the decoy sandwiches. I also make a law banning sandwiches unless you're me.

[Edema Rue she/her]

After you finish making the law, the Caterpillar and Snail unmake the law from their court inside the sandwich.

[NameIess]

I take advantage of this to summon thirty-seven sandwiches and throw them at everyone.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I tell Platypus that tcspf is The Chosen Sandwich Person Finders, and then I take the sandwich and all the decoy sandwiches. I also make a law banning sandwiches unless you're me.

Knowing such a law would never stand in court, but not knowing that the Caterpillar beat him to it, he challenges the law. During the trial, he steals the sandwich.

50 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

I take advantage of this to summon thirty-seven sandwiches and throw them at everyone.

I take the fake sandwich and put it where Elan had the real sandwich.

[SmilingPanda19 Any!]

I sit in my rocking chair, scheming as I pet my goldfish’s bowl because I don’t have a cat. It comes to me in a vision, an invention I am to create forms in my mind. I drive to Home Depot and build the most elaborate contraption that is a fool proof to getting me the sandwich. I place it outside of the front door to blow the front door open to retrieve the sandwich but just as I’m about to press the button the door opens, unlocked. 
 

“HUH?!” I hit my head on the doorway on my way in but I steal the sandwich and run with it off into the distance, tripping occasionally. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I just stand there dumbfounded, staring at the contraption. I set it to reverse and the implosion pulls the sandwich back into my hands. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I intercept the sandwich and escape with it

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail gets motion sick and vomits over the side of the sandwich.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I steal the sandwich, and then throw it here:

This Place

Now the snail is there @Edema Ruh

 

Edited August 30, 2023 by Ancient Elantrian

[Edema Rue she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I steal the sandwich, and then throw it here:

This Place

Now the snail is there @Edema Ruh

 

You fish.

the snail does not have the conscious thought to notice where it is.

[Immortal Platypus]

6 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

This Place

 

I don't trust links, they're too often rick-rolls.

I stop the sandwich before it can arrive. the snail kept flying into there though

Edited August 30, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i pull the sandwich out of a multidimensional hole 

[NameIess]

I pull the sandwich into a multidimensional hole.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

We play tug of war with the sandwich.