The Battle for the Sandwich

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I stopped listening to you so your blackmail didn't work

I take the sandwich since you aren't listening.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I just take the sandwich while Platypus is ignoring Aeo.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just because I'm not listening doesn't mean I'm stupid. I notice you steal the sandwich and take it back.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

Just because I'm not listening doesn't mean I'm stupid. I notice you steal the sandwich and take it back.

I take it back from you after you took it back, and also take it from Aeo, because I'm not sure who actually has it. Then I run off before anyone can take it back.

[Immortal Platypus]

You trip and i pick up the sandwich.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

I drop form a helicopter that has been flying above all of the battle for a very long time. It finally ran out of fuel and I grab the sandwich.

[Aeoryi she/her]

19 minutes ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I drop form a helicopter that has been flying above all of the battle for a very long time. It finally ran out of fuel and I grab the sandwich.

Unfortunately You work for me now and so the sandwich makes its way into my hands.

[NameIess]

I summon an army of the living and steal the sandwich while everyone's distracted.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Your army gets blackmailed into giving the sandwich to me, with help of Yelig-nar.

[NameIess]

The army never had the sandwich, so I laugh maniacally and run away with it.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

My helicopter drops on you and I take the sandwich back.

[Aeoryi she/her]

Just now, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

My helicopter drops on you and I take the sandwich back.

I eat you and obtain the sandwich

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

I cut you open from the inside and take it back.

Edited September 6, 2023 by ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ

[Aeoryi she/her]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I cut you open from the inside and take it back.

i cut you open from the outside and take the sandwich 

[Immortal Platypus]

I give you a paper cut. You fall on the ground in pain and I take the sandwich from your soon-to-be corpse

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

I step over Aeolins and take it. Then I flee into shadesmar. Into the Honorspren capital.

[Edema Rue she/her]

9 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I dump pesticide on the sandwich as I take it from Platypus, while he gives back Raven's shirt. I don't want to eat snail-caterpillar covered sandwich.

(Sorry Eddie)

Oh, but pesticide covered sandwich is fiiiine, of course.

Also, page 100!! woo hoo!!

The snail and the caterpillar are now mutants, and they are coming for the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus sits down to have a proper lunch.

"@Sequence, would you like to serve my table? For old times' sake."

[Aeoryi she/her]

4 hours ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

I step over Aeolins and take it. Then I flee into shadesmar. Into the Honorspren capital.

I ask my friend Yelig-nar to... deal with you. And Re-shephir as well while we're at it. They deliver me the real sandwich.

[NameIess]

I walk up to you, take the sandwich, and walk away.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i run smack dab into you, steal the sandwich by accident, and run off.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I walk into you, steal the sandwich on purpose, and then stuff it in a black hole, where it remains in an invincible box. It is not destroyed, duplicated, or changed in any way, but no one can get to it without dying.

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I walk into you, steal the sandwich on purpose, and then stuff it in a black hole, where it remains in an invincible box. It is not destroyed, duplicated, or changed in any way, but no one can get to it without dying.

Luckily that was just a fake. I actually have the real sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Joke's on you, I take the sandwich and jump into a black hole with it. The black hole cannot stand the incredible power of the sandwich and it moves. It absorbs everyone in the thread that doesn't have the sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i plant my feet and mutter something, and suddenly the black hole stops and disappears, showing the sandwich now in my hand with a smirk.