The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i feel fulfilled, but still must steal the sandwich.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I sneeze and now have the sandwich

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i wonder how you got the sandwich and take it from you.

[NameIess]

I accidentally step on the snail while trying to grab the sandwich from you.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I too wonder on this and ponder in a cave for 40 years

[Immortal Platypus]

I look at my hands, and find them covered in dragon mucus. I use it to make a potion, taking the sandwich and banishing the soul of the snail.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i kick nameless for hurting the snail, then put it on my shoulder and run with the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

20 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

I accidentally step on the snail while trying to grab the sandwich from you.

NAMELESS NOOOOOOO

The snail has grown immune to being stepped on and is now furious. 

[Immortal Platypus]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

NAMELESS NOOOOOOO

The snail has grown immune to being stepped on and is now furious. 

I wonder how that is even possible. Its soul was banished, it can't feel emotions.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder how that is even possible. Its soul was banished, it can't feel emotions.

Luckily, it is possible, because you’re mixing the snail up with the caterpillar. (The caterpillar no longer has a soul, but the snail is still young).

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i begin running, holding the sandwich and the snail.

[NameIess]

I tackle you to the ground before you can set off a mine in the minefield you wandered into. Unfortunately, the force of my tackle causes the snail to fall off of your shoulder, flying through the air to land...

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

on a mine, but it doesnt explode, and the snail comes back. i smile in gratefulness, then run away with the sandwich before it gets stolen again.

[NameIess]

You step on a mine before you get two feet, and a massive explosion envelops you, the sandwich, and the snail.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

this violates a rule, so it doesnt happen. i am still alive.

[Immortal Platypus]

24 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Luckily, it is possible, because you’re mixing the snail up with the caterpillar. (The caterpillar no longer has a soul, but the snail is still young).

I kindly refer you to the fact that I made a potion that banished the snail's soul earlier on this page.

5 minutes ago, TheRavenHasLanded said:

this violates a rule, so it doesnt happen. i am still alive.

it doesn't violate a rule as the sandwich isn't destroyed. I pick up the slightly toasted sandwich, and give Nameless a glass of lemonade as thanks.

[NameIess]

I drop the glass to the ground in horror, staring at your charred, dying corpse in horror. Who knows what happened to the snail.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i gained plot armor for some reason, and i regenerate. i have the snail in my hand, protected.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

While you are distracted with handing off the lemonade I claim the sandwich and run the opposite direction of the minefield. 

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is dizzy.

[Immortal Platypus]

The Sandwich-holder steps into my well-placed portal to the anti-matter realm. I take the sandwich from where it fell right next to the portal, then jump into my other portal back to my lair, where the repairs have just finished.

[NameIess]

I wonder if the snail is allergic to poison.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i move into the portal with the snail, and come out in the land.

[Immortal Platypus]

Just now, TheRavenHasLanded said:

i move into the portal with the snail, and come out in the land.

I wonder why you would willing go to the anti-matter realm, killing both yourself and the snail. I had closed the other portals in the area! The blood is no longer on my hands!  

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I wonder why you would willing go to the anti-matter realm, killing both yourself and the snail. I had closed the other portals in the area! The blood is no longer on my hands!  

Unbeknownst to you, plot armor ignores anti-matter.