The Battle for the Sandwich

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

the snail has been here for a long long time, nearly as long as the caterpillar.

The snail refuses to be banished.

Saddened by this, I regretfully raise my god-killing sword to kill the snail. Doing so is a mercy, I tell myself.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail makes puppy-dog eyes.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

sleeper appears from nowhere and tells you to not do that.

[NameIess]

I ignore both of the attempts to stop me and bring the blade down.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

sleeper summons a demon blade to stop the god-slaying blade.

[NameIess]

I turn to Sleeper with tears in my eyes, and ask him why he wants the snail to suffer more.

[Immortal Platypus]

I steal the blade from Nameless and with no regrets, plunge it into the snail.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

it was a fake snail, the real one was on sleeper's head.

[Edema Rue she/her]

It was making angry snail noises.

[Immortal Platypus]

I stab it again, parrying any attempt to block it before slashing at it again.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

sleeper threw the snail at your chest.

[Immortal Platypus]

I slash it out of the air.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail bounces.

[NameIess]

With many regrets, I stab Platypus with a Platypus-killing sword.

[Immortal Platypus]

It pings of my skin, into the Snail, bouncing it into my goddess killing Blade, that can also kill snails.

[NameIess]

I stab again, this time with enough force and accuracy to pierce your skin.

[Immortal Platypus]

It punctures my skin and I absorb the blade, destroying it. "No," I say, shaking my finger at Nameless.

[NameIess]

“You seek to kill but do not accept death? Hypocrisy.”

[Immortal Platypus]

"My forerunner got killed. I seek justice, though you might call it revenge, killing is just a byproduct of that."

[NameIess]

"Everyone must die. I will kill them all, and then the world will be free from this fruitless struggle."

[Immortal Platypus]

"I'll have you know that there is fruit in the sandwich!"

[NameIess]

"Fruit that you will never claim."

[Immortal Platypus]

*wonders when people forgot I have the sandwich*

"I will claim it."

Edited October 4, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NameIess]

"Then go ahead. Eat the sandwich. Prove that it is possible."

[Immortal Platypus]

*pulls a tomato out of the Sandwich and eats it*

"Consider it claimed."