The Battle for the Sandwich

[InvestedDragonLJ]

I hire the Scarlet Witch and she makes you hand me the sandwich. I then walk away without you noticing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The sandwich vanishes and appears in a far away hole.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail was sitting in the hole, and is now underneath the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I reach down and grab the sandwich, then bury the snail.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is stuck to the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

It is not, it is buried in the ground.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

A random sandwich turns into a Sand Witch and uses her powers to steal the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

A Sand Witch has no power over the Sandwich and her spell fails.

[NameIess]

I hand the sandwich the the Sand Witch because I feel bad.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

The Sandwich is the sent to me and I use a missle to get away

[aetherbound he/him]

I take off my missile costume and steal the sandwich, throwing it through a portal into [redacted]'s hands.

[Immortal Platypus]

[Redacted] is a member of my republic so I take the sandwich as a tax.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I happen to be the tax collector, and instead of delivering the collected Sandwich to you I run off with it, escaping to an underground bunker in a distant land.

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

I happen to be the tax collector, and instead of delivering the collected Sandwich to you I run off with it, escaping to an underground bunker in a distant land.

What you didn't realize is that I collected the taxes personally and sent you out on a false quest to see if you were loyal. You are permanently banished and exiled from my republic. 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I sit down and cry. Little did you know, it was not the real me, but a decoy! And the real me was in fact, hiding in your pocket. When I found the correct moment, I jumped out and snatched the Sandwich from your hands, cackling triumphantly.

[InvestedDragonLJ]

As you fit in a pocket I take the sandwich from you and flick you out of the room.

Edited October 13, 2023 by InvestedDragonLJ

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail has been slumbering for too long…and it hungers for the sandwich. 

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i wonder how i shall keep myself from going insane with all the racquet outside

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

i walk dramatically to whoever has the Sandwich and take it back one more

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

I throw my pumpkin head to knock the sandwich from your hand. Snatching it from the floor and replacing my head.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is sitting on your sandwich head.

[Immortal Platypus]

I steal the sandwich and Greg has no head. I remove the snail.

[Lord Gregorio he/him]

(Bruh, my head is not a sandwich.  But good idea)

I follow the thief.

[Immortal Platypus]

14 hours ago, Lord Gregorio said:

(Bruh, my head is not a sandwich.  But good idea)

I follow the thief.

unrelated things. I did steal the sandwich and you have no head  

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I appear in front of the thief, sitting at a table with tea, for it is tea time. There is now a moral obligation to stop for tea time.