The Battle for the Sandwich

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

All inside of the whale, who knew that no matter what happened in there, he had the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

58 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

The exterminator sprayed the snail with snail-killing solution and took the sandwich from its corpse.

BUT THE SNAIL WAS ONLY WEAKENED

And now it was angry. So it tried to make friends with the whale.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

16 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

BUT THE SNAIL WAS ONLY WEAKENED

And now it was angry. So it tried to make friends with the whale.

He succeeded. On fact, they were friends that the whale told him his biggest secret: he was actually trapped in a bigger whale. There is always a bigger fish.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 minute ago, ΨιτιsτηεΒέsτ said:

He succeeded. On fact, they were friends that the whale told him his biggest secret: he was actually trapped in a bigger whale. There is always a bigger fish.

The snail tried to comfort the whale. He vowed to save his new friend, and carefully climbed out of the first whale and into the next one, where he asked it to let them out.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

1 minute ago, Edema Rue said:

The snail tried to comfort the whale. He vowed to save his new friend, and carefully climbed out of the first whale and into the next one, where he asked it to let them out.

It was so huge that it couldn’t hear the snail, and wouldn’t Kitty them out of it had.

[Edema Rue she/her]

This made the snail angry. So, it tried to give the bigger whale indigestion.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

4 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

This made the snail angry. So, it tried to give the bigger whale indigestion.

The huge whale couldn’t be effected, but the smaller whale pointed out that it was so huge they it was unlikely ever to make any effect on them.

[Immortal Platypus]

It failed miserably. The whale was large, while the snail was not.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail got an idea. The snail got a wonderful terrible idea. It stole the sandwich from the snail exterminator and pressed it against the side of the whale (the big one), making it into the ideal sandwich for the whale. And making it huge.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

The large whale threw up.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail rocketed out of the whale, holding tight to the sandwich, which shrank back to a normal size.

[Aeoryi she/her]

and a little smaller

a little bit smaller

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

and eventually landed in my lap, to my great annoyance.

[Immortal Platypus]

I solved this problem by picking it up, flicking the snail off of it, and running off to find the grave of the Caterpillar.

[Aeoryi she/her]

2 minutes ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I solved this problem by picking it up, flicking the snail off of it, and running off to find the grave of the Caterpillar.

the sandwich was always in my hands. This all Happened next door, with their burgers that look like the sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Being of Cacophony said:

I solved this problem by picking it up, flicking the snail off of it, and running off to find the grave of the Caterpillar.

The Caterpillar is lying in its grave, contemplating life. The snail is following close behind you.

Edited November 13, 2023 by Edema Rue

[Soulbinder she/her]

A hedgehog named Fred jumps out of nowhere and grabs the sandwich, then books it as fast as its stubby little legs can go.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail zooms after him, leaping onto the sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i pick up the sandwhich, laughing at the absurdity. i say hi to the snail.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail says hi back.

[Soulbinder she/her]

I cast Death Muffins at TheRavenHasLanded, pick up the sandwich and Fred the Hedgehog, and run for the hills

[Immortal Platypus]

Platypus picks up the Caterpillar and asks it when the last time it had lunch was.

Edited November 13, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Meanwhile, I enact my villainous plan to steal the sandwich.

After a minor malfunction with the shark-mounted lasers, I decide to screw it and just ask for the sandwich politely. Fortunately, good etiquette is always rewarded and I now have the sandwich.

[Guest Ψιτιsτηε Βεsτ]

2 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Meanwhile, I enact my villainous plan to steal the sandwich.

After a minor malfunction with the shark-mounted lasers, I decide to screw it and just ask for the sandwich politely. Fortunately, good etiquette is always rewarded and I now have the sandwich.

Unfortunately, that is a fake, and a gnome robs away with the sandwich.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Fred, as a hedgehog and therefore the natural predator of gnomes, eats the gnome and obtains the sandwich