The Battle for the Sandwich

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I jump into the new universe and send a storm on top of both Emu and Nerdy, before steeling the sandwich                              ( literally turning it to steel) grabbing it,and flying away.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

I lasso you, grab the sandwich and ride off into the sunset

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

how unbold of a plan! 

*raised eyebrows*

Edited November 17, 2023 by Just-A-Stick

[AltonicKeys he/him]

8 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I jump into the new universe and send a storm on top of both Emu and Nerdy, before steeling the sandwich                              ( literally turning it to steel) grabbing it,and flying away.

However, the reason you flew away is because I steel pushed the iron in your blood, leaving the sandwich behind. I pour aluminium on the sandwich, wiping away all the steel.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

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* is sad bc she is only 7 pages into mistborn and doesn't understand*

 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Elan steals the sandwich from everyone using MAGIC.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Stick disables Elan's magic using the ELMO magic! and, of course, gets away with the sandwich... 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

Stick disables Elan's magic using the ELMO magic! and, of course, gets away with the sandwich... 

Elan frowns and gets the sandwich back by burning the stick.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

Stick cannot be fire! I AM A STCK WHO CANNOT BE FIRE! 

or... well... I am pretty hot.... *considering*

Stick shoves burned hand in mouth, chortling happily, before chasing after the sanderwhich (see what I did there?) 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Stick cannot be fire! I AM A STCK WHO CANNOT BE FIRE! 

or... well... I am pretty hot.... *considering*

Stick shoves burned hand in mouth, chortling happily, before chasing after the sanderwhich (see what I did there?) 

Elan watches confused as Stick chases after the sanderwhich. What even was that?

Yes. I saw what you did. *claps profusely*

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

sanderwiches are superior to regular sandwiches... but, unfortunately, you can't fight anyone for them.

"Come here Eland, you weirdo! Gimme that sandwich!" Stick summoned her shardstick  and took off after him, pummeling him with her stick.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

sanderwiches are superior to regular sandwiches... but, unfortunately, you can't fight anyone for them.

"Come here Eland, you weirdo! Gimme that sandwich!" Stick summoned her shardstick  and took off after him, pummeling him with her stick.

Elan draws Aon Antistick, making stick dissipate so she can't steal the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

The Emu time travels back to before the sandwich was made. It then simply took it.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Canada Lover said:

The Emu time travels back to before the sandwich was made. It then simply took it.

Elan has the sandwich now, so that means that the Emu didn't keep the sandwich, because time travel doesn't actually affect the time stream.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan draws Aon Antistick, making stick dissipate so she can't steal the sandwich.

Wow! Clever! 

Stick undissapated* and flew off to find a better weapon.

*this is now a word!

[Canada Lover]

25 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan has the sandwich now, so that means that the Emu didn't keep the sandwich, because time travel doesn't actually affect the time stream.

Wait... are there two real sandwiches now? Because Emu has one...

[Edema Rue she/her]

RULES PEOPLE, THE SANDWICH CANNOT BE DUPLICATED

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

who has Sandwich now???

[Canada Lover]

2 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

who has Sandwich now???

Either Emu or Elan.

[Immortal Platypus]

8 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I'm sorry, but you guys made an ENTIRE 115 PAGES OF THIS!?!?!?!

Stick jumps in with a Shardblade and takes the sandwich.

i've been here since 30

As the current wielder of the sandwich is unclear, I reveal to great gasps, that it is, in fact, me!

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is sitting on the sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

30 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

The snail is sitting on the sandwich.

The sandwich suddenly became a sentient being.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail is not aware of this.

[Immortal Platypus]

It then lost its sentience.

[Canada Lover]

The Emu wondered what kind of sandwich the sandwich was now that it was non-sentient.