The Battle for the Sandwich

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I open up a wormhole through time and space and grab the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

Through the power of my microwave chair fingers, I take the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Offput by my previous failed attempts, I once again, tap Platypus on the shoulder. This time when I take the Sandwich, I open a portal and quickly slip through it, cackling once again.

[Immortal Platypus]

I am lazy, so I don't come up with a cool way to take the sandwich. I somehow have it though; even I'm surprised about that.

[aetherbound he/him]

I copyright the concept of having the sandwich and sue you for copyright infringement.

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail ignores your legal battle and, slightly sandy now, takes the sandwich.

[aetherbound he/him]

I drop a black sock on the snail and wonder if I turned a random philosophy into a cult.

[Immortal Platypus]

2 hours ago, Ookla the Confusing said:

I copyright the concept of having the sandwich and sue you for copyright infringement.

 

I am the judge and I dismiss your case and reward myself the sandwich as payment.

[aetherbound he/him]

Just now, Ookla the Immortal said:

I am the judge and I dismiss your case and reward myself the sandwich as payment.

I remind you that the sandwich is sandwiched between the snail and a sock.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

I put the snail in the sock, then grab my sandwich, eat it for lunch, then grab the Sandwich.

[Canada Lover]

14 hours ago, Ookla the foolish said:

I put the snail in the sock, then grab my sandwich, eat it for lunch, then grab the Sandwich.

The Emu ate a sandwich with Lightweaver2. The two had a nice meal together, and became friends.

[Immortal Platypus]

There is not currently a Lightweaver2 so the events stated put a hole in the space-time continuum. I reach through, take the Sandwich, and fix the space-time continuum. 

[Lord Spirit he/him]

The sand wizard summons the Mr. Peabody and Sherman Time machine and puts another hole in the space-time continuum. He reaches through and takes the sandwich with him into a parallel universe.

Edited December 8, 2023 by Lord Ookla the -3rd

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Immortal said:

There is not currently a Lightweaver2 so the events stated put a hole in the space-time continuum. I reach through, take the Sandwich, and fix the space-time continuum. 

I swing  past on a zipline and grab the sandwich.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I cut the zipline and snatch the sandwich out of midair 

[Lunamor she/her]

I use one of those sticky grabby hand things to wrench it from your grasp.

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[Canada Lover]

2 hours ago, Lunamor said:

I use one of those sticky grabby hand things to wrench it from your grasp.

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The Emu ate the sticky hand, then spat it out, hit Lunamor on the face, then accidentally somehow stole the sandwich after knocking Lunamor in the face with the sticky hand.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I tackle Emu to the ground and the sandwich flies off into the distance.

[Immortal Platypus]

Straight into my arms. You see, I'm psychic, so I knew where it would land, and that it would land.

[Canada Lover]

10 hours ago, Ookla the Immortal said:

Straight into my arms. You see, I'm psychic, so I knew where it would land, and that it would land.

However, that was a fake sandwich, as the Emu was also a psychic, and new you was a psychic, so when the Emu was tackled, they changed the angle, sending the sandwich into outer space.

[Weaver of Shadows he/him]

Using a tractor beam, I pull the sandwich into my mini Death Star.

[The Honorable Musician he/him]

I disable the tractor beam on the mini Death Star and steal the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I am the tractor beam and I'm angry about being shut off. I take the sandwich for myself because I need justice.

[Lord Spirit he/him]

John Deere sues you for having an unregistered tractor and takes the sandwich

Edited December 9, 2023 by Lord Ookla the -3rd

[Edema Rue she/her]

The snail begs John Deere for the sandwich from within its black sock.