The Battle for the Sandwich

[NameIess]

I feel horribly guilty. So guilty that I barely even want to eat the sandwich anymore.

[Immortal Platypus]

I point out that it is the perfect sandwich and that you haven't eaten all day.

[NameIess]

I point out that maybe I don't deserve the perfect sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

None of us deserve it, have you seen what we're willing to do to get it? But do we want it anyway? Absolutely. HUMAN NATURE EVERYONE!

[aetherbound he/him]

I hand nameless the official tcspf information booklet. Then try to figure out who actually won the trial of knowledge.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i begin a ritual to re-summon the snail. sleeper falls from the sky and takes the sandwich for some reason, then gives it to me.

[NameIess]

I decide that you're right, and none of us really deserve the sandwich. However, there's only one way to stop you all from capturing it.

I pull out a sword and start stalking towards the person who's holding the sandwich.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i wonder why nameless is stalking me, and continue the ritual.

[NameIess]

I walk up behind you and behead you.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

the snail is resummoned by my sacrificial blood, and my head thanks you for doing that for it.

[NameIess]

I chop you into tiny pieces.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

I die. but then i dont. it doesnt make sense.

[NameIess]

I keep chopping you up, intent on killing you properly.

Edited October 3, 2023 by Nameless*

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

i refuse to die.

[NameIess]

I give up and decide to go find someone else to kill.

[Immortal Platypus]

I pull the sandwich out of Abalodor's hand and just hide it behind my back.

[Edema Rue she/her]

13 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

THE SNAIL ASCENDS AND BECOMES THE GODDESS OF LOVE!!

Thanks wiz XD

The snail looks up the world with pleasure and kindness.

[Ookla de los Cuervos he/him]

abalador wonders how he got seen.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

43 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Thanks wiz XD

The snail looks up the world with pleasure and kindness.

unfortunately this definition of the world doesn't exist as all the world is fighting over the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

46 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

Thanks wiz XD

The snail looks up the world with pleasure and kindness.

The snail was looking at a different world. It had been thrown out by an uprising, remember.

[Edema Rue she/her]

…correction: the snail looks upon the sandwich with pleasure and kindness.

[-Redacted- he/him]

The snail has come so far ❤️

Edited October 4, 2023 by [Redacted]

[Immortal Platypus]

The snail is still banished...

[NameIess]

I banished the snail so it would not have to look upon my terrible deeds.

[Edema Rue she/her]

14 hours ago, [Redacted] said:

The snail has come so far ❤️

the snail has been here for a long long time, nearly as long as the caterpillar.

12 hours ago, Nameless* said:

I banished the snail so it would not have to look upon my terrible deeds.

The snail refuses to be banished.