The Battle for the Sandwich

[Immortal Platypus]

I continue wondering how it has feelings with it not having a soul.

[Edema Rue she/her]

…the snail summons its soul back into its shell.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Edema Rue said:

…the snail summons its soul back into its shell.

Elan appears out of the Stormlit hunger games, grabs the snail, and throws it into a tiny Snail Hunger Games arena, waiting for it to get killed.

[Edema Rue she/her]

2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Elan appears out of the Stormlit hunger games, grabs the snail, and throws it into a tiny Snail Hunger Games arena, waiting for it to get killed.

The snail is not pleased.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

Just now, Edema Rue said:

The snail is not pleased.

Elan leaves cuz the snail is boring.

[Ghanderflaffle she/her]

The snail dons a tiny Viking helmet and screams out an impressive war cry.

[Immortal Platypus]

I start putting salt in the arena, then sprinkle it around the snail, moving the circle inward.

[NameIess]

I start up bets on how long the snail will last.

[Immortal Platypus]

I wonder when the snail will realize that it is covered in salt and dying.

[NameIess]

The snail appears to have salt-repelling powers, and the salt that you are dropping on it gets blown back in your face.

[Immortal Platypus]

I let it but the snail is still basically burning (assuming that's what salt does to them).

[NameIess]

Except the snail doesn't have any salt on it due to the apparent salt-repelling powers.

[Immortal Platypus]

But it did, due to the salt being enchanted to resist magic, so while the enchantment wore off, the snail still got coated in salt and is thus dying.

[NameIess]

The only problem was that for some reason, the anti-magic enchantment on the salt did not affect the snail's apparent powers, and the salt continued hitting Platypus in the face.

[Immortal Platypus]

4 minutes ago, Nameless* said:

The only problem was that for some reason, the anti-magic enchantment on the salt did not affect the snail's apparent powers, and the salt continued hitting Platypus in the face.

I didn't even keep dropping the salt... I increase the salt's enchantment levels until they break other magics instead of them breaking.

[NameIess]

Just now, Being of Cacophony said:

I didn't even keep dropping the salt... I increase the salt's enchantment levels until they break other magics instead of them breaking.

Unfortunately, this has no effect.

[Immortal Platypus]

Except for breaking the anti-salt protections. I ask you if you want to sprinkle the last bit of salt on the snail.

[Edema Rue she/her]

THE SNAIL IS EXTREMELY ANGRY

[NameIess]

I smack you for suggesting I'd throw salt on the snail, then go back to repelling the salt with my handheld electric fan.

[Immortal Platypus]

I don't care. And I put salt directly on the snail.

Edited October 3, 2023 by Being of Cacophony

[NameIess]

I dump anti-salt on the snail in an attempt to save it, which has the unfortunate side effect of causing a massive explosion.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

HOWEVER THE SNAIL LOVES YOU!! REJOICE IN THAT WONDEROUS KNOWLEDGE!!

[Immortal Platypus]

But the massive explosion vaporizes the snail beyond any hope of recovering.

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE FOR YOU KILLING OFF TWO CHARACTERS OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

THE SNAIL ASCENDS AND BECOMES THE GODDESS OF LOVE!!

[Immortal Platypus]

There are no true gods on TBftS, and the snail is cast out by an uprising.