Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 I continue wondering how it has feelings with it not having a soul.
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 …the snail summons its soul back into its shell.
Through the Living Elan He/Him Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 10 minutes ago, Edema Rue said: …the snail summons its soul back into its shell. Elan appears out of the Stormlit hunger games, grabs the snail, and throws it into a tiny Snail Hunger Games arena, waiting for it to get killed.
Edema Rue she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 2 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said: Elan appears out of the Stormlit hunger games, grabs the snail, and throws it into a tiny Snail Hunger Games arena, waiting for it to get killed. The snail is not pleased.
Through the Living Elan He/Him Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 Just now, Edema Rue said: The snail is not pleased. Elan leaves cuz the snail is boring.
Ghanderflaffle she/her Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 The snail dons a tiny Viking helmet and screams out an impressive war cry.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 2, 2023 Posted October 2, 2023 I start putting salt in the arena, then sprinkle it around the snail, moving the circle inward.
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 I start up bets on how long the snail will last.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 I wonder when the snail will realize that it is covered in salt and dying.
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 The snail appears to have salt-repelling powers, and the salt that you are dropping on it gets blown back in your face.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 I let it but the snail is still basically burning (assuming that's what salt does to them).
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 Except the snail doesn't have any salt on it due to the apparent salt-repelling powers.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 But it did, due to the salt being enchanted to resist magic, so while the enchantment wore off, the snail still got coated in salt and is thus dying.
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 The only problem was that for some reason, the anti-magic enchantment on the salt did not affect the snail's apparent powers, and the salt continued hitting Platypus in the face.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Nameless* said: The only problem was that for some reason, the anti-magic enchantment on the salt did not affect the snail's apparent powers, and the salt continued hitting Platypus in the face. I didn't even keep dropping the salt... I increase the salt's enchantment levels until they break other magics instead of them breaking.
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 Just now, Being of Cacophony said: I didn't even keep dropping the salt... I increase the salt's enchantment levels until they break other magics instead of them breaking. Unfortunately, this has no effect.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 Except for breaking the anti-salt protections. I ask you if you want to sprinkle the last bit of salt on the snail.
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 I smack you for suggesting I'd throw salt on the snail, then go back to repelling the salt with my handheld electric fan.
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 (edited) I don't care. And I put salt directly on the snail. Edited October 3, 2023 by Being of Cacophony
NameIess Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 I dump anti-salt on the snail in an attempt to save it, which has the unfortunate side effect of causing a massive explosion.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 HOWEVER THE SNAIL LOVES YOU!! REJOICE IN THAT WONDEROUS KNOWLEDGE!!
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 But the massive explosion vaporizes the snail beyond any hope of recovering. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I FINALLY HAVE MY REVENGE FOR YOU KILLING OFF TWO CHARACTERS OF MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 THE SNAIL ASCENDS AND BECOMES THE GODDESS OF LOVE!!
Immortal Platypus Posted October 3, 2023 Posted October 3, 2023 There are no true gods on TBftS, and the snail is cast out by an uprising.
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