The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ishar]

I politely ask for the SaNdWiCh, and then while the sandwich holder is confused by my capitalization (which is apparently worthy of debate), I take the sandwich and replace it with a rock, and, as we have learned from greek mythology, these can be eaten and easily confused with babies, allow the current sandwich holder to eat the rock believing it is the sandwich. I then take the sandwich and hide it in cave, which as we also learned from greek mythology is a great place to hide things until they mature. What does a mature sandwich look like? idk, moldy probably.

[Soulbinder she/her]

Unfortunately, I was in said cave robbing a Cyclops of his worldly possessions after lying about my identity. Upon seeing you walk in, I grab the sandwich and book it.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, Ishar said:

I politely ask for the SaNdWiCh, and then while the sandwich holder is confused by my capitalization (which is apparently worthy of debate), I take the sandwich and replace it with a rock, and, as we have learned from greek mythology, these can be eaten and easily confused with babies, allow the current sandwich holder to eat the rock believing it is the sandwich. I then take the sandwich and hide it in cave, which as we also learned from greek mythology is a great place to hide things until they mature. What does a mature sandwich look like? idk, moldy probably.

But it was just a dream... (bold your responses)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I distract you droning about Kirchhoff's Law and steal the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

22 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Vetoed. 

YES 100% vetoed. 

13 hours ago, Ishar said:

I politely ask for the SaNdWiCh, and then while the sandwich holder is confused by my capitalization (which is apparently worthy of debate), I take the sandwich and replace it with a rock, and, as we have learned from greek mythology, these can be eaten and easily confused with babies, allow the current sandwich holder to eat the rock believing it is the sandwich. I then take the sandwich and hide it in cave, which as we also learned from greek mythology is a great place to hide things until they mature. What does a mature sandwich look like? idk, moldy probably.

I giggle and take it as only bolded words may control the sandwich. I then oobleck you and take it, and fly to the top of a skyscraper to enjoy the view. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, VieB13 said:

YES 100% vetoed. 

I giggle and take it as only bolded words may control the sandwich. I then oobleck you and take it, and fly to the top of a skyscraper to enjoy the view. 

I blow up the skyscraper and then search through the ruins for the Sandwich. Upon finding The Sandwich I rebuild the skyscraper and take the elevator to the top floor.

[Vielence She/Her]

I follow you, push you off the edge and grab the sandwich. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

i apear

hi

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I follow you, push you off the edge and grab the sandwich. 

Thankfully, I am inside the building, so you just pushed me off a little walkway edge, and I fall only half a foot. I grab the Sandwich back and run down all the flights of stairs.

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

i apear

hi

I say hi as I run down all the stairs.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

24 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

Thankfully, I am inside the building, so you just pushed me off a little walkway edge, and I fall only half a foot. I grab the Sandwich back and run down all the flights of stairs.

I say hi as I run down all the stairs.

oh thats nice. someone said hi.

huh.

You are my first Sandwichbuddy (like shard buddy but between bfts characters)

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oh thats nice. someone said hi.

huh.

You are my first Sandwichbuddy (like shard buddy but between bfts characters)

The building you are standing in collapses on top of you, then you are struck by lightning, and then the cliff that the building was on breaks and you go plummeting into a giant pit of lava where 3426 ravenous toads attack you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I like peaches.

Edited September 26, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

53 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The building you are standing in collapses on top of you, then you are struck by lightning, and then the cliff that the building was on breaks and you go plummeting into a giant pit of lava where 3426 ravenous toads attack you. 

Ur mean

i escap

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Ur mean

i escap

Directly into a pool of nuclear waste with mutated piranhas. A small rain cloud opens directly over you, and a sinkhole appears directly beneath you, causing you to fall into an antiquated crypt whereupon you are immediately assaulted by all manner of revenants and ghouls. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Directly into a pool of nuclear waste with mutated piranhas. A small rain cloud opens directly over you, and a sinkhole appears directly beneath you, causing you to fall into an antiquated crypt whereupon you are immediately assaulted by all manner of revenants and ghouls. 

but i escape

and i make u feel pian

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Directly into a pool of nuclear waste with mutated piranhas. A small rain cloud opens directly over you, and a sinkhole appears directly beneath you, causing you to fall into an antiquated crypt whereupon you are immediately assaulted by all manner of revenants and ghouls. 

Oh that’s a good one. 

31 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

but i escape

and i make u feel pian

While you are fighting, I sneak up, steal the sandwich and your wallet and run away without you ever noticing

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Ah, but you just tipped me off. I steal the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

I let you. Then keep walking. I don’t need your wrath right now

[Unintelligenius he/him]

39 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Ah, but you just tipped me off. I steal the Sandwich.

I produce obviously real legal documents stating that the Sandwich is my property, and all the governments of the world agree that it is mine, so they combine their armies to make a mega-army, under my command, to get the Sandwich for me.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

Oh that’s a good one. 

While you are fighting, I sneak up, steal the sandwich and your wallet and run away without you ever noticing

Except I notice and I don’t care bc I don’t have a wallet

You took a piece of magic soap from my pocket

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/26/2025 at 6:06 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Except I notice and I don’t care bc I don’t have a wallet

You took a piece of magic soap from my pocket

I eat the yummy soap

And your fake wallet

[Vielence She/Her]

On 9/26/2025 at 3:54 PM, Uninteligenius said:

I produce obviously real legal documents stating that the Sandwich is my property, and all the governments of the world agree that it is mine, so they combine their armies to make a mega-army, under my command, to get the Sandwich for me.

Mmm. Sure. Ok. I watch. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

55 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Mmm. Sure. Ok. I watch. 

They get the Sandwich through legal means and give it to me.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 9/26/2025 at 3:37 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

but i escape

and i make u feel pian

I relish in the pian as you escape out of the crypt to find that the entire world has been converted into a large torture chamber, and the only inhabitants other than yourself are Inquisitors. 

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

They get the Sandwich through legal means and give it to me.

Bartholomew obtains the sandwich through highly illegal means and gives it to me.