The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

@Ashkaloda, I will step up my grammar. However, you must step up yours. I have seen multiple grammatical errors on your part. Please refrain from hypocrisy in the future.

I steal the Sandwich.

I inquire as to what grammatical errors you have found out of genuine curiosity and a desire to improve. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

53 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

whilst I drone on and on about this you fall asleep and I take the sandwich from you as I continue to lecture you. 

There should be a comma in there

two, actually.

Edited October 7, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I switch the topic of my lecture to that of scolding you on how you should actually know what you are talking about before correcting others, as my sentence was not a run-on, a run-on being a set of clauses that should be separated by a full stop or comma, and I was certain to ensure that I did not omit necessary punctuation in my sentence, and so the sentence is not considered to be a run-on; although, if you should find that I did in fact include an improper linkage of clauses, I would be glad to know. 

Have you heard of paragraph breaks?

I find they are quite useful.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

There should be a comma in there

two, actually.

Nuh uh

The "and" serves as a linkage between actions that are occurring at the same time as a third, not as a coordinating conjunction. 

However, I believe you are correct that a comma should have gone after the word "this." I am deeply mortified. 

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Have you heard of paragraph breaks?

I find they are quite useful.

I have and do agree, but find this manner of speech far funnier. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Nuh uh

The "and" serves as a linkage between actions that are occurring at the same time as a third, not as a coordinating conjunction. 

However, I believe you are correct that a comma should have gone after the word "this." I am deeply mortified. 

I have and do agree, but find this manner of speech far funnier. 

No, there should be a comma there. Even if it's two actions, they're in the form of two separate sentences which as it stands are run-on sentences

[strmblsd he/him]

i go searching for the sandwich because i have no idea where it is

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i go searching for the sandwich because i have no idea where it is

I give it to you, stealing it from whoever has it in an attempt to gain your favor

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I give it to you, stealing it from whoever has it in an attempt to gain your favor

i give you a hug and a gift card. (which is from arbys that hass 4 cents on it) "thank you!!! now we have to protect it"

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

No, there should be a comma there. Even if it's two actions, they're in the form of two separate sentences which as it stands are run-on sentences

I do not believe so, as the two clauses could not exist on their own due to the existence of the first dependent clause. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

I do not believe so, as the two clauses could not exist on their own due to the existence of the first dependent clause. 

They can, grammatically and as complete sentences. Somemeaning may be lost, but not enough to warrant keeping them together

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

They can, grammatically and as complete sentences. Somemeaning may be lost, but not enough to warrant keeping them together

No, because the sentence cannot end with "whilst I drone on and on about this."

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

No, because the sentence cannot end with "whilst I drone on and on about this."

No, but you can take it out entirely and the meaning is much the same

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I AGREE WITH KANSAS...

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

i go searching for the sandwich because i have no idea where it is

  Very smart. I follow you, then perform an elaborate heist that leaves you tied upsidown to the rafters in the haunted attic and me escaping with the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I applaud politely, but (also very politely) remind you that "Very smart." is not a sentence. It is a fragment. Also, please fix "upsidown" and amend it to say "upside down". Your tenses are also incorrect.

I steal the Sandwich via unleashing strmblsd and stealing it in the aftermath.

[strmblsd he/him]

25 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I applaud politely, but (also very politely) remind you that "Very smart." is not a sentence. It is a fragment. Also, please fix "upsidown" and amend it to say "upside down". Your tenses are also incorrect.

I steal the Sandwich via unleashing strmblsd and stealing it in the aftermath.

i am unleashed i yell and just swing a stick randomly

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I smile and have Kaladin Doordash me some caramel popcorn

(they're good for braces trust)

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I pick up the sandwich because you dropped it. I thank Bartholomew for pointing it out. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I pick you up and force you to drop the Sandwich. I run away with the Sandwich.

[___ He/Him]

I step in, look around, then step back out. I also trip  YCHMS (can't think of a better abbreviation) and the sandwich flies out of her hands

 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

However, my body comes flying into yours.Then, I remember I know some jiu-jitsu from Girls Camp. I *do inappropriate stuff they told us to do* and steal the Sandwich back.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

However, my body comes flying into yours.Then, I remember I know some jiu-jitsu from Girls Camp. I *do inappropriate stuff they told us to do* and steal the Sandwich back.

I remember I don't know some jiu-jitsu, but I do some moves anyway, and it's actually rather impressive. Then I steal the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I quickly perform more jiu-jitsu and take the Sandwich back. I then compliment your profile image and run far far away.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

19 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I quickly perform more jiu-jitsu and take the Sandwich back. I then compliment your profile image and run far far away.

I thank you for the compliment, then wander off to find Jerome. Upon finding him in the middle of the forest, we go to hunt some wild bananas.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I thank you for the compliment, then wander off to find Jerome. Upon finding him in the middle of the forest, we go to hunt some wild bananas.

Suddenly the forestbed collapses and you fall into a pit. Wild bananas leap out of the brush, surrounding you and poking down at you menacingly with wooden spears. It appears they were hunting you instead.