The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I give up on the court case against @VieB13 and ask Bartholomew to dismiss it because it's taking too long. I then leave the courthouse and hire SWAT to steal the Sandwich for me.

Bartholomew dismisses the case and is happy at having gotten a free 20. He then Ooblecks Clone and swipes the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I snatch the Sandwich back.

Edited September 24, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I give up on the court case against @VieB13 and ask Bartholomew to dismiss it because it's taking too long. I then leave the courthouse and hire SWAT to steal the Sandwich for me.

Hey. No court stuff against me please. Thanks. 

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I snatch the Sandwich back.

I become a tornado bc apparently this is what we’re doing and swirl it away

[NerdSandwich she/her]

oh no you stole my hamster, it.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh no you stole my hamster, it.

Gak! I become human again (sadness) and separate the sandwich and hamster

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yup, you have the hamster, and I have the Sandwich, and we are VERY SEPARATED.

[Vielence She/Her]

3 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yup, you have the hamster, and I have the Sandwich, and we are VERY SEPARATED.

I convince you to trade bc you want your hamster back. I then pitch the hamster behind you and when you turn, I *poof* in invisible, tickle you, and run away silently. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I traded you a hat for my hamster. That is true.

[Vielence She/Her]

3 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I traded you a hat for my hamster. That is true.

Then I open the hat and grab the sandwich from inside it, as I used sleight of hand worthy of Kaz Brekker. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes, you are welcome for leaving you the sandwich. However, I still have The Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yes, you are welcome for leaving you the sandwich. However, I still have The Sandwich.

I use transporters glass and switch them. You never notice. 
Aw c’mon that was a good book reference!

Edited September 24, 2025 by VieB13

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes, you switch them, my glass of milk and my glass of orange juice.
Sad.

Edited September 24, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yes, you switch them, my glass of milk and my glass of orange juice.
Sad.

Heyyyyy. 
I drink the orange juice, and then switch The Sandwich and the sandwich. Then I sic a million kittens on you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The kittens love me and give me the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

Yes the do give you the sandwich while I keep The Sandwich. 
then I *poof* away with The Sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I poof after you and steal The Sandwich and then I *poof* 1000000000 planets away and cast an antipoofing spell.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I poof after you and steal The Sandwich and then I *poof* 1000000000 planets away and cast an antipoofing spell.

On the 1000000000 planet, one of my fish with legs is waiting while looking very dramatic, such that upon the moment at which you poof within its vicinity (it's a very small planet), he snatches the sandwich from you and teleports it to me. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes, he snatches the sandwich but not The Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yes, he snatches the sandwich but not The Sandwich.

I protest! The sandwich does not need to be capitalised. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Sandwich must be capitalized so as not to confuse it with the other sandwiches.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The Sandwich must be capitalized so as not to confuse it with the other sandwiches.

Not so. See the countless pages of history showing that the sandwich may be capitalised in any manner and accepted as such. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Well, I'm starting a new thing.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Vetoed. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Unvetoed.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

7 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Unvetoed.

revetoed. 

I yank the Sandwich away from whoever has it, push them down a flight of stairs, and run off.