The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I ignore all plot and steal the Sandwich...

 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Plot gets mad at you for being ignored and whacks you upside the head, causing you to lose your grip on the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

For a second. I quickly regain my grip.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

For a second. I quickly regain my grip.

I ungain your grip, then grab the discarded Sandwich and slide off into the distance.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I slide after you and resteal the Sandwich.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I slide after you and resteal the Sandwich.

I gesture to a sign that says "No sliding. Punishable by death." and as the cops take you away I grab the sandwich

Edited September 11, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I escape easily and laugh in your face as I steal it again and run FAR away from everyone and everything.

[Vielence She/Her]

Hmm. I also am far away from everyone and everything so I stage a bandit attack and rob you of all your possessions. Including the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I pay the bandits with  3 planets and they give the Sandwich back to me.

[Vielence She/Her]

The bandits were all lightweavings, and so they refuse your offer. I then knock you out and run away giggling maniacly.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Without the Sandwich, which I swiped anyway.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Without the Sandwich, which I swiped anyway.

Very nice.

HOWEVER. I realize I don't have the sandwich, so I come back to where you lay unconscious, and take it while leaving an exact replica in its place.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Which I notice, since you told me, and I resteal it again and put it in a re-resteal proof compound.

[Vielence She/Her]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Which I notice, since you told me, and I resteal it again and put it in a re-resteal proof compound.

Um, no you don't bc YOU'RE UNCONSIUSE. I definitely spelled that wrong didn't I.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yup, I'm UNCONSIUSE not unconscious. I then proceed to knock you unconscious.

Edited September 11, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Vielence She/Her]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yup, I'm UNCONSIUSE not unconsious. I then proceed to knock you unconsious.

HEY. NO FAIR. 

How do you knock me unconscious exactly?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

A nice blow with a hammer.

[Vielence She/Her]

I do martial arts. I dodge the hammer, then knock you out good and proper with a temple blow.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

However, @ChipsAHoid, who is possessed by me, knocks you out with another hammer and uses Edgedancing to make me conscious. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

42 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

However, @ChipsAHoid, who is possessed by me, knocks you out with another hammer and uses Edgedancing to make me conscious. 

Conscious enough to notise Bartholomew sneaking off with the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

@ChipsAHoid, who is still possessed, stops Bartholomew and gives the Sandwich back to me. He retains no memories of the possessing after I release him.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

@ChipsAHoid, who is still possessed, stops Bartholomew and gives the Sandwich back to me. He retains no memories of the possessing after I release him.

You, in turn, give the Sandwich to me out of your great generosity.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

You, in turn, give the Sandwich to me out of your great generosity.

Bartholomew, who was not feeling nearly as generous at the moment, does a little dance, distracting you and allowing another fish with legs to sneak up behind you and nab the sandwich. 

[Denissimo He/him]

On 9/8/2025 at 5:29 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Someone that looks like Kansas. Uhh, for the boxings...

I compound steel and zinc, ironpull a whole bunch of metal towards me, tap even more steel and duralumin-bendalloy and begin forging boxings straight from raw metal. I begin storing zinc instead so I feel less bored and once I finally mint 5 boxings, I hand them to you.

Yup, that should be enough.
Here, have an extra, say, 50, as a first-purchase bonus!
*Airdrops over 50 corpses on you, each one earily looking identical to Kansas*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

however, I swoop in and steal the Sandwich, then fly away.