The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

16 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

While you are yapping I unsteal The Sandwich

But the sandwich is still on fire and now so are you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew douses the fire and while you are thanking him he swipes the sandwich. 

 

I reverse time slightly around Arrakis so we don't blow up. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You become 2D and I cut you with scissors. I steal the Sandwich, which did not become 2D.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

32 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

You become 2D and I cut you with scissors. I steal the Sandwich, which did not become 2D.

It became 1D instead, falling right through your hand until Bartholomew Ooblecks it back to him as I continually rotate the plane of my existence, becoming essentially 3D. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Bartholomew gets my pet hamster

who is coincidentally named it.

I still have the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew threatens to kill your pet hamster in a slow and gruesome manner if you don't hand over the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hate hamsters. Kill him.

no i don't have a hamster irl.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

He does so. 

[Vielence She/Her]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

i don't have facebook either...

I unblow myself up, eat @VieB13's leg, and steal the sandwich through mysterious means.

I suppose I deserve that lol

I come in and decide that this has gone to far. I envoke a dragon apocalypse and take the sandwich in the ensuing chaos. Yay!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 8/30/2025 at 5:43 PM, Clarkmon22 said:

I compound steal and steel the sandwich (after re-re-undying) and make myself invisible to the mind of @Uninteligenius assuming he has one

I make yourslef un-invisible to my mind and then teleport to where you are. I offer you an amazing deal, we work together to get the Sandwich, or you die again.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

32 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I suppose I deserve that lol

I come in and decide that this has gone to far. I envoke a dragon apocalypse and take the sandwich in the ensuing chaos. Yay!

I destroy all chaos with my Shardblade and duralumin-ironpull the metal in the sandwich.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

51 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I destroy all chaos with my Shardblade and duralumin-ironpull the metal in the sandwich.

I blame you for attempting to destroy mods

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

I suppose I deserve that lol

I come in and decide that this has gone to far. I envoke a dragon apocalypse and take the sandwich in the ensuing chaos. Yay!

and I wonder why ur inside a mod did he like eat you or smth?

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I tame the dragons and train them to take the Sandwich from you. I poof the Sandwich into sentience with 10000000 Breaths and sheer force of memes. It now wants to stay with me.

Edited September 2, 2025 by TruthwatchingRadiant

[Riino He/Him]

2 hours ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

I tame the dragons and train them to take the Sandwich from you. I poof the Sandwich into sentience with 10000000 Breaths and sheer force of memes. It now wants to stay with me.

My mega larkin sucks out the investiture within and then I take the sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

My mega larkin sucks out the investiture within and then I take the sandwich

But it was all a dream...

[Riino He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

But it was all a dream...

For you maybe,

But I DO NOT SLEEP!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

AND I DO NOT LIVE

oh wait

ah

oh im ghost now

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Just now, Riino said:

For you maybe,

But I DO NOT SLEEP!

You know of the Dreamscape?

*bonks you with a frying pan*

Now you sleep!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

By way of miraculous Vin magic, I steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I make yourslef un-invisible to my mind and then teleport to where you are. I offer you an amazing deal, we work together to get the Sandwich, or you die again.

Your silence signals your agreement, so I create an elaborate scheme to steal the Sandwich, and all you have to do is press a red button. I hand you a red button. @Clarkmon22

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

27 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

Your silence signals your agreement, so I create an elaborate scheme to steal the Sandwich, and all you have to do is press a red button. I hand you a red button. @Clarkmon22

Oh sry 

I press it and wonder "what could go wrong?"

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hacked into the red button and made Uninteligenius die a very painful death

It should be spelled unintelligenius!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

Oh sry 

I press it and wonder "what could go wrong?"

The Sandwich appears in your hand. Then the Earth implodes.

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I hacked into the red button and made Uninteligenius die a very painful death

It should be spelled unintelligenius!

I die a very painful death. Then my soul undoes the hack so that I am alive and not in pain. Then I float around the remains of the imploded Earth looking for @Clarkmon22 and The Sandwich.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

Trick is, I'm not on Earth. I'm my home planet, 

Uhhh I forgot what I called it earlier

Bob, relaxing in paradise. I invite @Uninteligenius over to draft a treaty (pls peace bro I beg of youuuuu)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

47 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

Trick is, I'm not on Earth. I'm my home planet, 

Uhhh I forgot what I called it earlier

Bob, relaxing in paradise. I invite @Uninteligenius over to draft a treaty (pls peace bro I beg of youuuuu)

Bartholomew forges a letter by @Uninteligenius declaring eternal war and sends it to you.