The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Born of Mist said:

I descend down take the sandwich, give it back sentience, and explode @CoderDrag0n8 violently.

Why me? Also you have to bold

[NerdSandwich she/her]

has to be bolded. I give the sandwich sentience with the oath that it will never run away from me.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

has to be bolded. I give the sandwich sentience with the oath that it will never run away from me.

It promptly runs away from you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

And comes back with 15 Inquisitors. I let it off with a warning.

[Vielence She/Her]

I pull a Vin and kill all the inquisitors then take the sandwich. 
Phew. A lot has happened. Wow. 
 

On 8/27/2025 at 8:06 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

And I steal The Sandwich.

You explode because I brought dynamite for good measure

yay explosions!!

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 8/27/2025 at 6:11 AM, Clarkmon22 said:

I undie and I grab my wife (? idk and IDC at this point) and we go to... the Czech Republic to eat whatever cool food they have there

You die again.

On 8/27/2025 at 6:31 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Also, I think it should be spelled unintelligenius but if you really are uninteligenius ig it would make sense

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I never even noticed that, but yeah ig I am really an uninteligenius

 

Edited August 28, 2025 by Uninteligenius

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

7 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I pull a Vin and kill all the inquisitors then take the sandwich. 
Phew. A lot has happened. Wow. 
 

yay explosions!!

Because you pulled a Vin, you are no longer in the Physical Realm. I grab the sandwich from the ruins of Kredik Shaw.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

Because you pulled a Vin, you are no longer in the Physical Realm. I grab the sandwich from the ruins of Kredik Shaw.

Heyyyyyy

I become the hero of ages then squash Kredik Shaw then take the sandwich. 

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I un-redie and lick the sandwich, (I dont take it) and hide and hope that @Uninteligenius doesn't kill me

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Heyyyyyy

I become the hero of ages then squash Kredik Shaw then take the sandwich. 

MB era one - spoiler box is just to be safe.

Spoiler

I point out that Vin technically never was the Hero of Ages.

I take the sandwich back.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

MB era one - spoiler box is just to be safe.

  Hide contents

I point out that Vin technically never was the Hero of Ages.

I take the sandwich back.

Oh that’s really good. 
I actually let you take the sandwich because I respect that. 
 

Then I blow you up good and proper. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I steelpush the iron in @Ashkaloda's blood wherever he is, because I haven't been reading what's happening.

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I steelpush the iron in @Ashkaloda's blood wherever he is, because I haven't been reading what's happening.

Bahahahaha 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Sandy appeared, emerging from 10 dimensions.

"Someone needs a ride to TLT, I've been told."

@Kansas Stormcursed

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Sandy appeared, emerging from 10 dimensions.

"Someone needs a ride to TLT, I've been told."

@Kansas Stormcursed

 

Yes! Thank you!

I (Cep) step forward. "That would be me."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Yes! Thank you!

I (Cep) step forward. "That would be me."

Sandy laid a hand on his shoulder. "I suggest you close your eyes."

He transitioned to Quantum State, accessing all 10 spatial dimensions. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I un-redie and lick the sandwich, (I dont take it) and hide and hope that @Uninteligenius doesn't kill me

I find you and give you the Sandwich, because somehow it randomly appeared in my pocket. Then I arrest you for the crime of un-redieing, which is definitely very illegal. I then become the jury, judge, and executioner, and you end up dead, and I end up with the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

13 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I find you and give you the Sandwich, because somehow it randomly appeared in my pocket. Then I arrest you for the crime of un-redieing, which is definitely very illegal. I then become the jury, judge, and executioner, and you end up dead, and I end up with the Sandwich.

Then I pull a heist so when you reach in your pocket for the sandwich all you get is a dead rat (minus the tail)

Its a good trade

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Then I pull a heist so when you reach in your pocket for the sandwich all you get is a dead rat (minus the tail)

Its a good trade

I look at the rat and marvel at my extraordinary luck.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

9 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I look at the rat and marvel at my extraordinary luck.

I give you a hug because you're a human being worthy of love 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I compound steel and steal the Sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

17 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I look at the rat and marvel at my extraordinary luck.

Thank you. 

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I compound steel and steal the Sandwich.

I also compound steel and block you as you reach for it, then drop kick you to Askaban. 

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I compound steal and steel the sandwich (after re-re-undying) and make myself invisible to the mind of @Uninteligenius assuming he has one

Edited August 31, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I compound steal and steel the sandwich (after re-re-undying) and make myself invisible to the mind of @Uninteligenius assuming he has one

I am still compounding steel so you miss, then you join @YouCantHaveMySandwichin Azkaban. Under the crimes of resurrection even though you were solidly deadafied. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

@Kansas Stormcursed

A portal opens, with a Killer of Gods and a strange man standing on the other side.