The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

49 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

You find Jerome being repeatedly Ooblecked by Bartholomew. 

I dropkick Bartholomew to Mars. Then Jerome and I steal the Sandwich by going to Redacted and using a redacted to get the Sandwich.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

24 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I dropkick Bartholomew to Mars. Then Jerome and I steal the Sandwich by going to Redacted and using a redacted to get the Sandwich.

Which I promptly sneak up behind you and steal

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Which I promptly sneak up behind you and steal

I then steal it from you and *poof* 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I start to duplicate myself. 

Tired of the dome, I duralumin-steelpush on it, making it shatter.

I'm still an armoured giant.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Tired of the dome, I duralumin-steelpush on it, making it shatter.

I'm still an armoured giant.

I eat the armor

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the armor

I regrow the armour and eat you.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I regrow the armour and eat you.

I eat your insides while inside you

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat your insides while inside you

I regrow my insides.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I regrow my insides.

I see another free meal. Naturally, I eat it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome takes the Sandwich, and then I turn off the sun because it's too bright, and now everyone is in total darkness.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

4 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

Jerome takes the Sandwich, and then I turn off the sun because it's too bright, and now everyone is in total darkness.

I burn tin, find Jerome in the darkness, and take the Sandwich. I then turn the light back onbecause I like light

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

52 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

Jerome takes the Sandwich, and then I turn off the sun because it's too bright, and now everyone is in total darkness.

I eat Jerome

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat Jerome

I get myself eaten by you too so that Jerome and I are together again, and then we escape by stabbing your stomach, which pops and boom we're free now.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Tired of the dome, I duralumin-steelpush on it, making it shatter.

I'm still an armoured giant.

I signal, and a thousand fish with legs all jump on you, trying to pull you down. I laugh as I begin casting illusions over the area. 

11 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I get myself eaten by you too so that Jerome and I are together again, and then we escape by stabbing your stomach, which pops and boom we're free now.

That is, until Bartholomew returns from being kicked to Mars and Ooblecks you both, giving me the chance to swipe the sandwich and run. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I signal, and a thousand fish with legs all jump on you, trying to pull you down. I laugh as I begin casting illusions over the area. 

That is, until Bartholomew returns from being kicked to Mars and Ooblecks you both, giving me the chance to swipe the sandwich and run. 

I eat the Oobleck

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the Oobleck

You explode. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

You explode. 

Owie

Now my guts are all over you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

42 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Owie

Now my guts are all over you

I run away with them, cackling. 

[Vielence She/Her]

I steal the sandwich during the commotion and sneak away. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I run away with them, cackling. 

I grow back my guts and try snorting the Oobleck this time

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I signal, and a thousand fish with legs all jump on you, trying to pull you down. I laugh as I begin casting illusions over the area. 

That is, until Bartholomew returns from being kicked to Mars and Ooblecks you both, giving me the chance to swipe the sandwich and run. 

I grow spikes on my armour, so the fish with legs are instantly skewered. 

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I run away with them, cackling. 

I hurl a boulder at you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I grow spikes on my armour, so the fish with legs are instantly skewered. 

I hurl a boulder at you

I hurl a boulder at you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I grow spikes on my armour, so the fish with legs are instantly skewered. 

I hurl a boulder at you

I place a bubble of slowed time around you and the fish with legs stabbed to your armor begin to increase in size. 

Different place, different me

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

21 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I place a bubble of slowed time around you and the fish with legs stabbed to your armor begin to increase in size. 

Different place, different me

I burn bendalloy to counteract slowed time.

I duralumin-steelpush the iron in the fish' blood.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I burn bendalloy to counteract slowed time.

I duralumin-steelpush the iron in the fish' blood.

I attach a device to you that overloads your senses and then kill your spren with an antilight dagger