The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I climbs down your gullet and takes the sandwich

Then he climbs out and runs away

[NerdSandwich she/her]

cuz Ashkaloda sent you

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I compound Steel to give myself insane speed. I snatch the Sandwich, and the resulting sonic boom blows you miles away

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO! Storm you!

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I blow up VieB13 cuz I guess we're allowing that now. I kill whoever the Ruin shard is and become Ruin, control the Inquisitors, and assassinate ChipsAHoid because why not.

And then I compound Gold, enter the compound, and take the sandwich with my Inquisitors.

It doesn't bother me much bc I'm in prime exploding-age so meh.

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Where you (@VieB13) smack into a cliff and slide comically down the face of it into a piranha-filled lake. A thunderstorm opens up directly above you. 

I just happen to find the bands of mourning at the bottom of the lake. I use them to escape this thing you forced me into and take the sandwich back from... @Ancient Elantrian 

Then I runs away using steel feruchemy and lash myself up (I'm a Windrunner) and hide in the thunderstorm, which turns into a highstorm coming directly at you.

Toodles!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

15 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO! Storm you!

It doesn't bother me much bc I'm in prime exploding-age so meh.

I just happen to find the bands of mourning at the bottom of the lake. I use them to escape this thing you forced me into and take the sandwich back from... @Ancient Elantrian 

Then I runs away using steel feruchemy and lash myself up (I'm a Windrunner) and hide in the thunderstorm, which turns into a highstorm coming directly at you.

Toodles!

Did you just storm the already Stormcursed?

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Did you just storm the already Stormcursed?

You betcha. 

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

39 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH NO! Storm you!

It doesn't bother me much bc I'm in prime exploding-age so meh.

I just happen to find the bands of mourning at the bottom of the lake. I use them to escape this thing you forced me into and take the sandwich back from... @Ancient Elantrian 

Then I runs away using steel feruchemy and lash myself up (I'm a Windrunner) and hide in the thunderstorm, which turns into a highstorm coming directly at you.

Toodles!

Gladly, I has great skills. He walks upwards (no need to lash here), and finds you in the thunderstorm by summoning his dog namedThe Dog. I then steals the sandwich and rides away on The Dog, the dog panting joyfully as he sprints into space and onto Saturns ring, where I lays out a picnic table. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

Gladly, I has great skills. He walks upwards (no need to lash here), and finds you in the thunderstorm by summoning his dog namedThe Dog. I then steals the sandwich and rides away on The Dog, the dog panting joyfully as he sprints into space and onto Saturns ring, where I lays out a picnic table. 

I hide under the picnic table, waiting for the right moment to ambush I. 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I hide under the picnic table, waiting for the right moment to ambush I. 

I do rock paper scissors with you for the hiding spot

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Paper!

[Vielence She/Her]

I kind of feel bad but I really want the sandwich so...

scissors!

Edited August 21, 2025 by VieB13

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

40 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Did you just storm the already Stormcursed?

Kansas Monsooncursed

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I shoot a nuke at Saturn's ring and blow up I and his picnic. The Sandwich flies off into space.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I shoot a nuke at Saturn's ring and blow up I and his picnic. The Sandwich flies off into space.

I feels sad, because the explosion vaporized The Dog. But also, I didn't like The Dog so he isn't that sad.

He goes after the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I reincarnate The Dog, rename him My Dog, then buy a saddle and sit on his back as he gallops into space after the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Not so. 

But you can make a counter argument as to why a specific thing or person should not be blown up. 

*sigh*

I agree to set terms for a duel. 

Last one still in the Physical Realm wins. We may not leave Arrakis, unless we forfeit. After this duel concludes, we may not duel again until 20 pages after the one where the duel ends.

Do you agree?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I blow up VieB13 cuz I guess we're allowing that now. I kill whoever the Ruin shard is and become Ruin, control the Inquisitors, and assassinate ChipsAHoid because why not.

And then I compound Gold, enter the compound, and take the sandwich with my Inquisitors.

Meany head. I heal with Stormlight

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I eat Spartan Brigade.

Mwah ha ha ha yes look at what I have summoned

Ur welcome world

4 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I climbs down your gullet and takes the sandwich

Then he climbs out and runs away

We make the same joke in my family!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

10 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Meany head. I heal with Stormlight

Mwah ha ha ha yes look at what I have summoned

Ur welcome world

We make the same joke in my family!

Yup you summoned a demon:

Eats ChipsAHoid

hey i'm hungry and I don't like bagels...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I kind of feel bad but I really want the sandwich so...

scissors!

Aw dang it! I never saw that coming!

14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Last one still in the Physical Realm wins. We may not leave Arrakis, unless we forfeit. After this duel concludes, we may not duel again until 20 pages after the one where the duel ends.

Do you agree?

 I enter the Physical Realm of Arrakis, then agree, with the caveat of the other me that is not currently on Arrakis does not count for the terms of this duel regarding winning and forfeit, and will not interfere. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yup you summoned a demon:

Eats ChipsAHoid

hey i'm hungry and I don't like bagels...

DONT LIKE BAGELS???

what world are you living in?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

DONT LIKE BAGELS???

what world are you living in?

Scadrial.

[Vielence She/Her]

39 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Scadrial.

Hahahahaha 

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Aw dang it! I never saw that coming!

 I enter the Physical Realm of Arrakis, then agree, with the caveat of the other me that is not currently on Arrakis does not count for the terms of this duel regarding winning and forfeit, and will not interfere. 

But in the meantime I HAVE THE SANDWICH SO….

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I build a gigantic rock in no time at all because I use a bendalloy bubble. I crush you and while the rock falls I use compound steel to steal The Sandwich while soon after, you are crushed to death

[Vielence She/Her]

44 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I build a gigantic rock in no time at all because I use a bendalloy bubble. I crush you and while the rock falls I use compound steel to steal The Sandwich while soon after, you are crushed to death

HEY. 

As the boulder falls, I lash it upwards while lunging away so I flies back at you and intercepts you as you try to get the sandwich. 
 

Side note:

Why is this sandwich so important?

Just curious lol

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You think you have the sandwich but in reality I stole it days ago using the steel feruchemy and replaced it with a decoy hahahaha you will never find the real sandwich child. The place I have put it in is protected by Inquisitors, 4 Coinshots, 9 Thugs, 4 full Feruchemists, 2 Sliders, 5 Mistborn, 2 Lurchers, all of which I have recruited by way of metal spikes.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I, HONOR, INVEST THE SANDWICH, MAKING IT A SPLINTER OF ME, (a sandwichspren?) AND IT AND I GALLAVANT OFF TO WHO KNOWS WHERE (MY HOME PLANET) TO FEAST ON THE BLOOD OF OUR ENEMIES (INTERESTINGLY, IF YOU BRING THE BLOOD TO A SIMMER, ADD SOME MEAT [PREFERABLY FROM THOSE SAME ENEMIES] AND SOME BASIL AND THYME AS A GARNISH AND STRAIN IT, YOU WILL FIND YOURSELF BOTH CALORICALLY AND MENTALLY SATISFIED FOR AT LEAST A DAY!!)