The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

30 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I attach a device to you that overloads your senses and then kill your spren with an antilight dagger

I store F-Tin and Invest the dagger before it hits my spren, causing it to explode.

[Vielence She/Her]

I watch all this after hiding the sandwich in (.        .) and am now laughing my head off. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I watch all this after hiding the sandwich in (.        .) and am now laughing my head off. 

I follow the sound of your laughing and sneakily grab the sandwich. 

12 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I store F-Tin and Invest the dagger before it hits my spren, causing it to explode.

And then a Chasmfiend drops on your head. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I AM THE CHASMFIEND. I attack @VieB13 and then follow you until you sleep at night. I steal the sandwich and when you awaken, it is gone.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I AM THE CHASMFIEND. I attack @VieB13 and then follow you until you sleep at night. I steal the sandwich and when you awaken, it is gone.

I don't normally sleep, but whatever. I have Bartholomew track you down as a new chasmfiend drops on KSauce's head. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I realize Bartholomew is following me and compound Steel to get away. He never got The Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I realize Bartholomew is following me and compound Steel to get away. He never got The Sandwich.

Bartholomew plants Oobleck on you and uses it to track you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew plants Oobleck on you and uses it to track you. 

Wait how does Oobleck track people?

And how did he catch up to me?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Wait how does Oobleck track people?

And how did he catch up to me?

Never question the abilities of the mystical Oobleck, of which was planted on you as you were running away. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Oobleck becomes part of my little sister. Never question the abilities of the Sandwichbearer

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I don't normally sleep, but whatever. I have Bartholomew track you down as a new chasmfiend drops on KSauce's head. 

I duralumin-soothe the chasmfiend and pewter-compounded strike it.

I hurl its corpse at you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I duralumin-soothe the chasmfiend and pewter-compounded strike it.

I hurl its corpse at you.

My laughter rings out from all directions as it passes through my illusion. I motion, and Arrakis is covered in an impenetrable darkness. 

31 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

The Oobleck becomes part of my little sister. Never question the abilities of the Sandwichbearer

I appear before you and threaten to end your little sister if you don't give me the sandwich. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

My laughter rings out from all directions as it passes through my illusion. I motion, and Arrakis is covered in an impenetrable darkness. 

I lightweave your lightweavings and return light to Arrakis.

I also hire Leto II to give me all the spice so I can see the future.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 8/24/2025 at 8:50 AM, Ashkaloda said:

I signal, and a thousand fish with legs all jump on you, trying to pull you down. I laugh as I begin casting illusions over the area. 

That is, until Bartholomew returns from being kicked to Mars and Ooblecks you both, giving me the chance to swipe the sandwich and run. 

I blow up Bartholomew. The universe applauds my good works.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I,HONOR OBLIVIATE THE ENTIRE WORLD OF ARRAKIS (EXCEPT FOR THAT COOL BIG WORM DUDE THE SIZE OF HALF THE PLANET) AND GRAB THE SANDWICH, PUTTING IT IN ONE OF THOSE STUPID SAFES THAT KSOHS LOVES SO MUCH.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I lightweave your lightweavings and return light to Arrakis.

I also hire Leto II to give me all the spice so I can see the future.

Unfortunately during the transportation of the spice bandits attacked and all the spice is gone. Leto II was assassinated soon after. 

As the lightweavings dispel, you see hundreds of clones of me before you, and my essence covers much of Arrakis. I smile, and you begin to feel extremely disoriented. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I,HONOR OBLIVIATE THE ENTIRE WORLD OF ARRAKIS (EXCEPT FOR THAT COOL BIG WORM DUDE THE SIZE OF HALF THE PLANET) AND GRAB THE SANDWICH, PUTTING IT IN ONE OF THOSE STUPID SAFES THAT KSOHS LOVES SO MUCH.

Uhh...

Which worm? Me or Leto? This is during Leto II's reign, so he's the only sandworm.

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

Unfortunately during the transportation of the spice bandits attacked and all the spice is gone. Leto II was assassinated soon after. 

As the lightweavings dispel, you see hundreds of clones of me before you, and my essence covers much of Arrakis. I smile, and you begin to feel extremely disoriented. 

I steal some sandtrout and give 'em and some backup spice to one of my clones. 

I un-disorient myself through sheer determination (electrum compounding).

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I,HONOR OBLIVIATE THE ENTIRE WORLD OF ARRAKIS (EXCEPT FOR THAT COOL BIG WORM DUDE THE SIZE OF HALF THE PLANET) AND GRAB THE SANDWICH, PUTTING IT IN ONE OF THOSE STUPID SAFES THAT KSOHS LOVES SO MUCH.

The sandwich is not on Arrakis. And plz no, we have something going here. Leaving it is in your best interests. 

I reverse time by a little bit, reverting Arrakis back to where it was immediately before obliviation. 

8 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I blow up Bartholomew. The universe applauds my good works.

UNDO THE SIN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! Please. 

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Uhh...

Which worm? Me or Leto? This is during Leto II's reign, so he's the only sandworm.

I steal some sandtrout and give 'em and some backup spice to one of my clones. 

I un-disorient myself through sheer determination (electrum compounding).

I teleport your clones very far away. I then form an antiteleportation field over Arrakis. 

Edited August 25, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I break and eat the sandwich the spine of whoever is the closest to me

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I break and eat the sandwich the spine of whoever is the closest to me

I quickly run away from ChipsAHoid

I replace KSOHS with a ghoula that wants to bring me the Sandwich 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

The sandwich is not on Arrakis. And plz no, we have something going here. Leaving it is in your best interests. 

I reverse time by a little bit, reverting Arrakis back to where it was immediately before obliviation. 

UNDO THE SIN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! Please. 

I teleport your clones very far away. I then form an antiteleportation field over Arrakis. 

Good thing one of 'em is gone for HtkaD.

I bring in 18142 (from TLT) to help the clone with the sandtrout, now named Trout. 18142 has a starship that travels close to  lightspeed, so within a few seconds both of 'em are back. 18142 goes back to helping the aliens.

30 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

I quickly run away from ChipsAHoid

I replace KSOHS with a ghoula that wants to bring me the Sandwich 

Nooooooo

Isn't it spelt ghola though?

Trout uses Connection compounding to return my memories. 

I haven't even been keeping track of where the sandwich is though, as I've been doing since my duel with @Ashkaloda began. So I can't give it to you.

Anyway, I steal some spice from the spice bandits and see the future.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Isn't it spelt ghola though?

Maybe I forgot

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Maybe I forgot

Yes it's ghola I looked it up

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

I liked the part in Dune when they said “what are we, some kind of Free Men?”

And the part where Feyd said “It’s Feyding time” and then tried to commit parricide 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, SpartanBrigade said:

I liked the part in Dune when they said “what are we, some kind of Free Men?”

Hmmm...

Which book was that?

It's been like almost a year since I read it