The Battle for the Sandwich

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

While you are all talking about Dune, which I got bored of after the second book, I grab the sandwich and Invest it with my power, making it the new Shard of Sanndwich-Honornessystuff. It starts its killing spree

Edited August 26, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[NerdSandwich she/her]

My little sister uses the Oobleck on her to track you and steals The Sandwich. I swoop in, grab it from her, and leave her to be your prisoner.

I leave a note telling you to please make her do the dirty dishes...

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I make her do the dirty dishes

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Awww thanks.

I HIDE THE SANDWICH...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Good thing one of 'em is gone for HtkaD.

I bring in 18142 (from TLT) to help the clone with the sandtrout, now named Trout. 18142 has a starship that travels close to  lightspeed, so within a few seconds both of 'em are back. 18142 goes back to helping the aliens.

Nooooooo

Isn't it spelt ghola though?

Trout uses Connection compounding to return my memories. 

I haven't even been keeping track of where the sandwich is though, as I've been doing since my duel with @Ashkaloda began. So I can't give it to you.

Anyway, I steal some spice from the spice bandits and see the future.

You foresee an extended duel with me, but ultimately winning. 

Trout finds themself being swarmed by a bunch of fish with legs. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I buy some cake for the Ashkaloda-Ksauce duel.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

*appears* Ash v Ksauce duel? *popcorn appears*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*Likes Popcorn Post*

Can I have front row seat?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*appears* Ash v Ksauce duel? *popcorn appears*

It's been happening for 4 pages already

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

It's been happening for 4 pages already

*is too lazy to go back and catch up*

I'll just watch from now on

4 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*Likes Popcorn Post*

Can I have front row seat?

If you choose one

[NerdSandwich she/her]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*is too lazy to go back and catch up*

I'll just watch from now on

If you choose one

*Creepy grin*

I leave my sandwich in the enclave surrounded by 15 Shardbearers, 15 Inquisitors, 15 Feruchemists, and 15 Allomancers. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

10 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

*Creepy grin*

I leave my sandwich in the enclave surrounded by 15 Shardbearers, 15 Inquisitors, 15 Feruchemists, and 15 Allomancers. 

I flood the area in antiInvestiture then swoop in and snatch the sandwich. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Yes, you get my sandwich, but The Sandwich was on a different planet.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Yes, you get my sandwich, but The Sandwich was on a different planet.

Awww. *disappointment*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

On 8/15/2025 at 2:05 PM, Just-A-Stick said:

I shall talk to your mother now.

*hugs sandwich as emotional support*

On 8/15/2025 at 2:06 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What? You mean @Bird Furious?

She doesn’t check much…

This is true...

I am usually more active in PMs, though. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 8/25/2025 at 3:00 PM, Ashkaloda said:

UNDO THE SIN WHAT YOU HAVE DONE! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING! Please. 

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Yes, you get my sandwich, but The Sandwich was on a different planet.

fine. I unblow up Bartholomew, making him promise never to Ookblek me again. Then I go to the restaurant called "a different planet" and look at the top of it. Sure enough, the Sandwich is sitting there, and I grab it, then run off to go watch the duel.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

As a restaurant was mentioned, it's lunchtime now. I put the Sandwich in the Sandwich Safe® and invite @Immortal Platypus to join, as he's one of the few people who consistently uses the lunch bit.

I order the spinach and mushroom quiche. It's taking a while to arrive.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

that's because I already ate it. I walk out of the restaurant with the Sandwich (bc I broke it out) and it and I uhhh... 

we get married

that's right I'm a newlywed

deal

and my partner is coming on my honeymoon with me

me and the sandwich go to croquet at the top of a Horneater Peak and dive into the water just for fun

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

13 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

fine. I unblow up Bartholomew, making him promise never to Ookblek me again. Then I go to the restaurant called "a different planet" and look at the top of it. Sure enough, the Sandwich is sitting there, and I grab it, then run off to go watch the duel.

I agree to this deal. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

18 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

that's because I already ate it. I walk out of the restaurant with the Sandwich (bc I broke it out) and it and I uhhh... 

we get married

that's right I'm a newlywed

deal

and my partner is coming on my honeymoon with me

me and the sandwich go to croquet at the top of a Horneater Peak and dive into the water just for fun

I join in the festivities and give you a wedding gift

[Vielence She/Her]

On 8/25/2025 at 6:27 AM, Ashkaloda said:

I follow the sound of your laughing and sneakily grab the sandwich. 

And then a Chasmfiend drops on your head. 

HEY

On 8/25/2025 at 8:26 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I AM THE CHASMFIEND. I attack @VieB13 and then follow you until you sleep at night. I steal the sandwich and when you awaken, it is gone.

No actually @Ashkaloda stole it already 

On 8/25/2025 at 4:53 PM, Uninteligenius said:

I blow up Bartholomew. The universe applauds my good works.

I applaud your work

9 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

*appears* Ash v Ksauce duel? *popcorn appears*

Wait I thought she was dueling me?? Did everyone miss the part where she DROPPED A HIGHSTORM ON ME???

8 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

It's been happening for 4 pages already

Mmm. Yes true. You are a sandwich terror, you  are.

 

I sneak up and steal the bride and then convince her to drop the wedding and run away with me to have a girls movie night in (                                                       ).

BYE!

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

I help the Sandwich fill out a Stormlight rpg character sheet, give it the rundown of the rules, and we have the best Sandwich and GM nerdy play sessions ever.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

Wait I thought she was dueling me?? Did everyone miss the part where she DROPPED A HIGHSTORM ON ME???

I’m so lost who are we talking abt?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I’m so lost who are we talking abt?

Uh yeah who's she?

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

3 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Wait I thought she was dueling me?? Did everyone miss the part where she DROPPED A HIGHSTORM ON ME???

Huh?