The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I sneeze. I am actually still holding the Sandwich; Coder took a fake, so all three were fake.

You could have just said you take it from Chips, you don't have to deny what I did.

Guys I have an idea. You know how in improv, it is Yes, And, well I think you shouldn't be able to say that the events of another person's post never happened. (There prob would be some exceptions to this rule, like if it breaks one of the rules of the game (which this would be))

So, Poll: https://forms.gle/Z7LKo6xWGKn2faCw9

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You could have just said you take it from Chips, you don't have to deny what I did.

Guys I have an idea. You know how in improv, it is Yes, And, well I think you shouldn't be able to say that the events of another person's post never happened. (There prob would be some exceptions to this rule, like if it breaks one of the rules of the game (which this would be))

So, Poll: https://forms.gle/Z7LKo6xWGKn2faCw9

I feel it should be a little more nuanced. If someone says something like "no you didn't take the sandwich I still have it" that's not really fair, but I think it's fine to be like "but it is revealed that the sandwich you took was a fake all along". 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I feel it should be a little more nuanced. If someone says something like "no you didn't take the sandwich I still have it" that's not really fair, but I think it's fine to be like "but it is revealed that the sandwich you took was a fake all along". 

I guess. But then couldn't you just say all sandwiches taken from you are fake? Would everyone have to add legal terms and conditions to every post just to make sure that the sandwich taken was fake?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

16 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I guess. But then couldn't you just say all sandwiches taken from you are fake? Would everyone have to add legal terms and conditions to every post just to make sure that the sandwich taken was fake?

Well... I see your point. I should like to hope that it would never come to that, however. TBftS is not super-competitive, and people play it to have fun, not to maintain absolute control over the sandwich. I would like to believe that people should be allowed to exercise their creativity in ways such as that in a game with practically no rules, and are able to regulate their impulse to keep the sandwich at all costs. I think it should be left open as an option and if someone feels that another is overstepping the bounds in overruling what they said, they should say so. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

Well... I see your point. I should like to hope that it would never come to that, however. TBftS is not super-competitive, and people play it to have fun, not to maintain absolute control over the sandwich. I would like to believe that people should be allowed to exercise their creativity in ways such as that in a game with practically no rules, and are able to regulate their impulse to keep the sandwich at all costs. I think it should be left open as an option and if someone feels that another is overstepping the bounds in overruling what they said, they should say so. 

I also should hope it would not come to that. I have always thought the fakes rule was kinda weird, and have always thought that they should at least say that it would be/might be a fake, to prevent confusion (we have seen some massive overstepping of bounds in the past, and I think Gods in BFTS just in general are kinda crazy... but that's a point for another day) but I see your point.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I feel it should be a little more nuanced. If someone says something like "no you didn't take the sandwich I still have it" that's not really fair, but I think it's fine to be like "but it is revealed that the sandwich you took was a fake all along". 

I agree with this

48 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Well... I see your point. I should like to hope that it would never come to that, however. TBftS is not super-competitive, and people play it to have fun, not to maintain absolute control over the sandwich. I would like to believe that people should be allowed to exercise their creativity in ways such as that in a game with practically no rules, and are able to regulate their impulse to keep the sandwich at all costs. I think it should be left open as an option and if someone feels that another is overstepping the bounds in overruling what they said, they should say so. 

This aligns well with my point about the safes.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I agree with this

This aligns well with my point about the safes.

I don't think the safes are a problem, they're just... unnecessarily redundant?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Fine.

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

That's the funny part. 

I buy your hand off eBay so now I am actually holding the sandwich. 

I slide tackle you and throw the sandwich at Callisto.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Fine.

I slide tackle you and throw the sandwich at Callisto.

I catch it midair, and land gracefully on said… moon, right?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I catch it midair, and land gracefully on said… moon, right?

Yes, a moon of Jupiter.

I compound zinc and steel and take it from you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yes, a moon of Jupiter.

I compound zinc and steel and take it from you

I compound you and take you from it

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

I compound you and take you from it

I use a KSaucium spike to steal KSauce Feruchemy.

I duralumin-steelpush off into space

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

21 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I use a KSaucium spike to steal KSauce Feruchemy.

I duralumin-steelpush off into space

into space is not very happy that you duralumin-steelpushed off them and so spikes you with into spacium, stealing your ability to move across space. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

into space is not very happy that you duralumin-steelpushed off them and so spikes you with into spacium, stealing your ability to move across space. 

But I still retain my velocity. So I continue cruising through space.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

As I watch the battle from my backwards time subliminal space, I realize I fell asleep and was dreaming the entire battle in an accurate matter. Wondering about my new ability, I realize that I woke up due to boredom. This game needed a little extra Spice. And by all counts, I wasn't subject to copyright, so I mean literal spice. I quantumly collide the main planet from dune with the world in which the fight for the sandwich occurs. Now the houses from dune are in the battle for the sandwich, believing that the sandwich is made of a source of infinite spice and wish to study it to see if they can make infinite sources of spice and become richer than they already are.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

As I watch the battle from my backwards time subliminal space, I realize I fell asleep and was dreaming the entire battle in an accurate matter. Wondering about my new ability, I realize that I woke up due to boredom. This game needed a little extra Spice. And by all counts, I wasn't subject to copyright, so I mean literal spice. I quantumly collide the main planet from dune with the world in which the fight for the sandwich occurs. Now the houses from dune are in the battle for the sandwich, believing that the sandwich is made of a source of infinite spice and wish to study it to see if they can make infinite sources of spice and become richer than they already are.

I feel like someone needs to stop with these all-powerful gods. I will bring in a fix for these types soon.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I feel like someone needs to stop with these all-powerful gods. I will bring in a fix for these types soon.

I'm not after the sandwich in the slightest, I am just an observer on the outside. The fight got boring, so I wanted something to do when I occasionally popped on. So I am an outside of reality and just mess with physics every now and again, never wanting the sandwich.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

19 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I'm not after the sandwich in the slightest, I am just an observer on the outside. The fight got boring, so I wanted something to do when I occasionally popped on. So I am an outside of reality and just mess with physics every now and again, never wanting the sandwich.

Still. The presence of a God disrupts this world. I will bring you something to deal with.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

As I watch the battle from my backwards time subliminal space, I realize I fell asleep and was dreaming the entire battle in an accurate matter. Wondering about my new ability, I realize that I woke up due to boredom. This game needed a little extra Spice. And by all counts, I wasn't subject to copyright, so I mean literal spice. I quantumly collide the main planet from dune with the world in which the fight for the sandwich occurs. Now the houses from dune are in the battle for the sandwich, believing that the sandwich is made of a source of infinite spice and wish to study it to see if they can make infinite sources of spice and become richer than they already are.

I summon my Shardblade and Shardplate, and with my Surges single-handedly behead Paul and his Fremen armies. I proclaim myself Ruler of Arrakis.

There. Now that's dealt with.

Edited August 20, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

7 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I summon my Shardblade and Shardplate, and with my Surges single-handedly behead Paul and his Fremen armies. I proclaim myself Ruler of Arrakis.

There. Now that's dealt with.

I contest your claim to the title of Ruler. 

[Vielence She/Her]

18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I compound you and take you from it

Ha 

While you are arguing about rulership, I say a witty comment that I can’t actually come up with right now to distract you and take the sandwich. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I summon my Shardblade and Shardplate, and with my Surges single-handedly behead Paul and his Fremen armies. I proclaim myself Ruler of Arrakis.

There. Now that's dealt with.

I start a rebellion 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I start a rebellion 

I use a kandra to become Kelsier and control the rebellion 

Oh I’m actually pretty proud of that one

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I use a kandra to become Kelsier and control the rebellion 

Oh I’m actually pretty proud of that one

While you're off controlling a rebellion, I hire a couple of Steel Inquisitors to steal the Sandwich from you.

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

While you're off controlling a rebellion, I hire a couple of Steel Inquisitors to steal the Sandwich from you.

I go get Vin and have her defeat them