The Battle for the Sandwich

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

You can't kill a god. Greek mythology proves that. If you could kill a god, Hera would have had Zeus executed a LONG time ago.

So I sit and watch. There wasn't much of a fight anyway, it was more of a squable. Besides, I revived the 2 walking fish from earlier and sent them after you to give you a hug.

Well, the Death Frying Pan mimicked the Four YinDemonic Beheading Sword and removed your godhood.

And I am A God in disguise.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

I walk up to A god in disguise. and ask politely for the sandwich in trade for a dragon's left ankle.

[Vielence She/Her]

8 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I walk up to A god in disguise. and ask politely for the sandwich in trade for a dragon's left ankle.

I run forward, grab the sandwich out of your hands while it’s being passed, and sprint. 
Mwahahahaha

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I run forward, grab the sandwich out of your hands while it’s being passed, and sprint. 
Mwahahahaha

While speaking in bold, still holding the sandwich, I remind you that only Bolded words may become owners of the sandwich.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 minutes ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I walk up to A god in disguise. and ask politely for the sandwich in trade for a dragon's left ankle.

That is not my name, foolish mortal. This is merely my true speech. The disguise is the normal color. I agree. I love dragons.

Just now, VieB13 said:

I run forward, grab the sandwich out of your hands while it’s being passed, and sprint. 
Mwahahahaha

But it was all a dream

(u need to hold)

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

That is not my name, foolish mortal. This is merely my true speech. The disguise is the normal color. I agree. I love dragons.

Perfect! I trade you a dragon's left ankle for the sandwich and ask a question

"Perchance you know where the thread is that I can find/trade for more things, good Sir?"

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

Perfect! I trade you a dragon's left ankle for the sandwich and ask a question

"Perchance you know where the thread is that I can find/trade for more things, good Sir?"

Trading? I know not what you mean.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I'm sitting in my liminal space prior in time, and watch A God in disguise fail to make himself believe he is actually a god. I chuckle from my perch before time, and put the last screws of my gaming 

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Trading? I know not what you mean.

My good Sir, I see you do have QUITE THE INVENTORY ahem And I Was Wondering Where You Procured Such Wonderful Items

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

I'm sitting in my liminal space prior in time, and watch A God in disguise fail to make himself believe he is actually a god. I chuckle from my perch before time, and put the last screws of my gaming 

Dude. You have to realize what you are doing here. Your just saying ‘oh no ur not a god because i said so’

dont mess with my lore. I have a lot of it and am trying to do something

The Shackled Dream cares not what mortals say. It is beyond them now, and always will be.

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

My good Sir, I see you do have QUITE THE INVENTORY ahem And I Was Wondering Where You Procured Such Wonderful Items

Please don‘t steal my colors. And you may trade as much as you wish. I accumulate items as I live on.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Dude. You have to realize what you are doing here. Your just saying ‘oh no ur not a god because i said so’

dont mess with my lore. I have a lot of it and am trying to do something

The Shackled Dream cares not what mortals say. It is beyond them now, and always will be.

Please don‘t steal my colors. And you may trade as much as you wish. I accumulate items as I live on.

But how do I get things to trade though??

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Just-A-Stick said:

But how do I get things to trade though??

I dunno.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I dunno.

I shall talk to your mother now.

*hugs sandwich as emotional support*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Just-A-Stick said:

I shall talk to your mother now.

*hugs sandwich as emotional support*

What? You mean @Bird Furious?

She doesn’t check much…

[Vielence She/Her]

3 hours ago, Just-A-Stick said:

While speaking in bold, still holding the sandwich, I remind you that only Bolded words may become owners of the sandwich.

Ok then correction:

I run forward, grab the sandwich out of your hands while you’re negotiating, and sprint away as fast as I can. 
Mwahahahaha 

Better?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

5 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Probability storm, much?

STOOOOORRRM STOOOOOOOOORM

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

I begin to cackle watching this display in my room. They still have zero ideathat they are fighting over a stupid error in the source code of reality. An error that I created by deleting the semicolon on line 853.
 

 

With no colon, that line broke entirely. Ergo, I have full control over which sandwich is the real sandwich, allowing for me to continue watching, as I grab popcorn from a timeline that no one in the war for the sandwich has ever visited. Then chuckle as the movie theater personnel see the popcorn bag disappear.

I continue to watch the replica of the battle, sandwich still in my possession, in a place no one can access.

 

57 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Ok then correction:

I run forward, grab the sandwich out of your hands while you’re negotiating, and sprint away as fast as I can. 
Mwahahahaha 

Better?

I, with almost 6 years and nearly half my life of programming experience, edit the code.

RealSandwich.pos.x = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.x
RealSandwich.pos.y = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.y
RealSandwich.pos.z = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.z

The sandwich instantly appears in my hand.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

 

I, with almost 6 years and nearly half my life of programming experience, edit the code.

RealSandwich.pos.x = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.x
RealSandwich.pos.y = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.y
RealSandwich.pos.z = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.z

The sandwich instantly appears in my hand.

I use my coding logic to show the error in your code.

Technically, your pos is your center of mass. This causes an effect where the Sandwich apears in your body, technically counting it as eating the sandwich, making the code null and void.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I use my coding logic to show the error in your code.

Technically, your pos is your center of mass. This causes an effect where the Sandwich apears in your body, technically counting it as eating the sandwich, making the code null and void.

The Sandiwich is in my centre of mass, but remains completely intact.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The Sandiwich is in my centre of mass, but remains completely intact.

However, you code NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT LANGUEGE IT WAS IN making it NULL AND VOID

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

However, you code NEVER SPECIFIED WHAT LANGUEGE IT WAS IN making it NULL AND VOID

It was in BattleForTheSandwichScript

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It was in BattleForTheSandwichScript

I eat BattleForTheSandwichScript, not bothering with the shenanigans anymore.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat BattleForTheSandwichScript, not bothering with the shenanigans anymore.

I rewrite all the code using steel and zinc compounding, this time in JavaScript and backed up beyond the Thread, so you can't eat it.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I rewrite all the code using steel and zinc compounding, this time in JavaScript and backed up beyond the Thread, so you can't eat it.

Java you say?

I drink it instead

One must watch his words carefully

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Java you say?

I drink it instead

One must watch his words carefully

No, I didn't say Java, I said JavaScript. 

ChipsAHoid.abilities.canDrink = false;