The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I begin to cackle watching this display in my room. They still have zero ideathat they are fighting over a stupid error in the source code of reality. An error that I created by deleting the semicolon on line 853.
 

 

With no colon, that line broke entirely. Ergo, I have full control over which sandwich is the real sandwich, allowing for me to continue watching, as I grab popcorn from a timeline that no one in the war for the sandwich has ever visited. Then chuckle as the movie theater personnel see the popcorn bag disappear.

I continue to watch the replica of the battle, sandwich still in my possession, in a place no one can access.

I send two of my fish with legs to access your place and steal the sandwich. 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I chortle as I see the fish attempt to find me, and fail miserably. Then I chuckle at the error of the orders, as even if they had found me, they wouldn't have found the sandwich.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

37 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I chortle as I see the fish attempt to find me, and fail miserably. Then I chuckle at the error of the orders, as even if they had found me, they wouldn't have found the sandwich.

Then my plan is revealed, as the two fish with legs were simply a diversion to draw your attention, and I now have the sandwich. 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I burst into a masive fit of laughter over your confidence, and fall backwards in my chair, The crash is heard everywhere in the universe as if it came from everywhere. I stand back up, dust myself off, relay my signiture through 178375719347 quantum loops in the loop gravitational feild, and then I check on the sandwich, the real one, which is still perfectly intact and present in a location I don't even know the coordinates of.

I rebuild my shattered wooden chair, and sit back down to watch the tomfollery as Ashkaloda beleives he truly possesses the sandwich. A replica so identical that even I could beraly tell the difference. Being a god was FUN

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

17 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I burst into a masive fit of laughter over your confidence, and fall backwards in my chair, The crash is heard everywhere in the universe as if it came from everywhere. I stand back up, dust myself off, relay my signiture through 178375719347 quantum loops in the loop gravitational feild, and then I check on the sandwich, the real one, which is still perfectly intact and present in a location I don't even know the coordinates of.

I rebuild my shattered wooden chair, and sit back down to watch the tomfollery as Ashkaloda beleives he truly possesses the sandwich. A replica so identical that even I could beraly tell the difference. Being a god was FUN

Glad I could amuse you. 

Bartholomew Ooblecks you, just for fun. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

I begin to cackle watching this display in my room. They still have zero ideathat they are fighting over a stupid error in the source code of reality. An error that I created by deleting the semicolon on line 853.
 

 

With no colon, that line broke entirely. Ergo, I have full control over which sandwich is the real sandwich, allowing for me to continue watching, as I grab popcorn from a timeline that no one in the war for the sandwich has ever visited. Then chuckle as the movie theater personnel see the popcorn bag disappear.

I continue to watch the replica of the battle, sandwich still in my possession, in a place no one can access.

is this breaking one of the rules? Isn't this too overpowered? 

On 10/19/2022 at 12:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

^^^

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Ah nope, There is a very specific thing you gotta do. I am heavily leaning on loki vibes. besides, I am clearly a dramatic god.

Also, funny thing is, I can't even access the sandwich. All I can do is sense wether or not its still in the place that I don't even know.

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

s this breaking one of the rules? Isn't this too overpowered? 

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, SourCandyLime said:

Ah nope, There is a very specific thing you gotta do. I am heavily leaning on loki vibes. besides, I am clearly a dramatic god.

Also, funny thing is, I can't even access the sandwich. All I can do is sense wether or not its still in the place that I don't even know.

 

Bruh.

Fine.

But you are just saying 'while im here, you can never ever have the sandwich'

I activate Timelime and jump to the end of the timelime. I use Earth Frying Pan to destroy the beast guy guarding you.

I then release my 7543256791567653786547654039145385.6054857489 Frying Pans which unlease an unfathomable force and kill you.

All of this, the Timelime is active and so that you can use your Timeline powers.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Unfortunately, I am not a real god

I sneeze and my entire effort falls apart. I appear in the midst of the fray, sandwich in hand, and move just faster than light speed so any actions taken against me now have to occur in the past.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

Unfortunately, I am not a real god

I sneeze and my entire effort falls apart. I appear in the midst of the fray, sandwich in hand, and move just faster than light speed so any actions taken against me now have to occur in the past.

Because of the Effects of Timelime, almost all Time shenanagins, both do not work, and are done by me.

All of the Frying Pans accumulate into one, Death Frying Pan, and home in on you. You die.

Edited August 15, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I love my physics, which is entirely disconnected from time as an element.

Due to my slightly faster than light movement, I am not rewinding time, but rather moving so fast that I procure a negative speed through time to compensate for my special movement. This leaves me in the void before time with the sandwich in hand. #TimeisaFouthDimension I move through this space and form a new liminal space for myself, and put the sandwich in a box of Adonalsiumium, a metal that I can barely effect. I begin attempting to set up my projection of the battle, but signal is harder to pull forward in time than backward.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

I love my physics, which is entirely disconnected from time as an element.

Due to my slightly faster than light movement, I am not rewinding time, but rather moving so fast that I procure a negative speed through time to compensate for my special movement. This leaves me in the void before time with the sandwich in hand. #TimeisaFouthDimension I move through this space and form a new liminal space for myself, and put the sandwich in a box of Adonalsiumium, a metal that I can barely effect. I begin attempting to set up my projection of the battle, but signal is harder to pull forward in time than backward.

The Death Frying Pan senses you moving. It hones in with the immense power of a Fanatic. It, to, can move faster than light. Anything you do, it can do. All you are doing is giving it more power as it home towards you.

Until, finally, you die.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sneeze and the Death Frying Pan has zero motion through space, as I do the same. Since it was partially behind me in time I time it perfectly to trap it back in the main moment of time, then Snap myself back through space at MUCH faster than the speed of light, essentially teleporting back to my liminal space before time. The Death Frying Pan has lost my signiture, as it can only sense so far through time and my sudden snap caught it off guard.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sneeze and the Death Frying Pan has zero motion through space, as I do the same. Since it was partially behind me in time I time it perfectly to trap it back in the main moment of time, then Snap myself back through space at MUCH faster than the speed of light, essentially teleporting back to my liminal space before time. The Death Frying Pan has lost my signiture, as it can only sense so far through time and my sudden snap caught it off guard.

The Death Frying Pan never loses your signature. It can see everything. It can always find you. It realizes that moving is futile, so it teleports directly into your skull, permenantly disfiguring it. You cannot escape from the Death Frying Pan. You can run. But you can never and will never hide.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sigh at the Death Frying Pan's foolishness. I use the extreme amount of infinity stones in my veins to turn it into the Death's Dead Frying Pan, and give it to Death as a christmas present. Then, out of anger, I through my box of Adonalsiumium with the sandwich trapped inside at your face, crusing every bone in your body and causing perminent brain damage and soul damage.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sigh at the Death Frying Pan's foolishness. I use the extreme amount of infinity stones in my veins to turn it into the Death's Dead Frying Pan, and give it to Death as a christmas present. Then, out of anger, I through my box of Adonalsiumium with the sandwich trapped inside at your face, crusing every bone in your body and causing perminent brain damage and soul damage.

Hmm. According to the theory I think is right, you just threw aluminum at him

I take the sandwich in the confusion

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I face palm after setting my projector back up, as @ChipsAHoid picks up one of the many scattered decoys left, when the real sandwich is in the box of Adonalsiumium.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sigh at the Death Frying Pan's foolishness. I use the extreme amount of infinity stones in my veins to turn it into the Death's Dead Frying Pan, and give it to Death as a christmas present. Then, out of anger, I through my box of Adonalsiumium with the sandwich trapped inside at your face, crusing every bone in your body and causing perminent brain damage and soul damage.

Infinity Stones are completely ineffective against Death Frying Pan, as it exists outside the marvel universe.

Technically, it is only 6, because Infinity Stones canonically only work when in their native universe, and there is a maximum of 6 per universe (that's right, I read Secret Wars)

Of course, Death Frying Pan kills Death when you try and give it away. And the Death Frying Pan stops the box of Adonalsium, breaking it in 2 with it's incredible power, and steals the Sandwich.

Before you can manipulate any more time or space, it move towards you at a speed faster then any speed you could move at (including the speed of teleportation) and replicates the ability of the Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword to sever your connection to your power, leaving you completely defenseless.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Infinity Stones are completely ineffective against Death Frying Pan, as it exists outside the marvel universe.

Technically, it is only 6, because Infinity Stones canonically only work when in their native universe, and there is a maximum of 6 per universe (that's right, I read Secret Wars)

Of course, Death Frying Pan kills Death when you try and give it away. And the Death Frying Pan stops the box of Adonalsium, breaking it in 2 with it's incredible power, and steals the Sandwich.

Before you can manipulate any more time or space, it move towards you at a speed faster then any speed you could move at (including the speed of teleportation) and replicates the ability of the Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword to sever your connection to your power, leaving you completely defenseless.

Probability storm, much?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Probability storm, much?

The Death Frying Pan has enough probability. We are in the later scenerios. Even then, I could use the Indescribable Distance to my advantage.

Edited August 15, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Infinity Stones are completely ineffective against Death Frying Pan, as it exists outside the marvel universe.

Technically, it is only 6, because Infinity Stones canonically only work when in their native universe, and there is a maximum of 6 per universe (that's right, I read Secret Wars)

Of course, Death Frying Pan kills Death when you try and give it away. And the Death Frying Pan stops the box of Adonalsium, breaking it in 2 with it's incredible power, and steals the Sandwich.

Before you can manipulate any more time or space, it move towards you at a speed faster then any speed you could move at (including the speed of teleportation) and replicates the ability of the Four Yin Demonic Beheading Sword to sever your connection to your power, leaving you completely defenseless.

I stand and watch the Death Frying Pan attempt to attack me. Unfortunate that it was a physical object. It tickles. I give up my fight for the sandwich and watch the chaos from my projector. A god content to his metaphysical state. Maybe I would switch up the game one day. For now, I replaced the missing semicolon in reality's source code and watched the battle.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I stand and watch the Death Frying Pan attempt to attack me. Unfortunate that it was a physical object. It tickles. I give up my fight for the sandwich and watch the chaos from my projector. A god content to his metaphysical state. Maybe I would switch up the game one day. For now, I replaced the missing semicolon in reality's source code and watched the battle.

It seems you have, again, completely misunderstood the situation. The Death Frying Pan is no physical object. Obviously, it apears like it is a physical object, but it is not. The Death Frying Pan opens realities source code, and I delete the scentences that make you up.

This has to stop eventually. This just isn't fun anymore. It is just one of saying 'i do this' and then the other saying 'well that doesn't work because of this, and i do this' and then the other one of us says 'well that doesn't work because of this, and i do this' again rinse and repeat.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It seems you have, again, completely misunderstood the situation. The Death Frying Pan is no physical object. Obviously, it apears like it is a physical object, but it is not. The Death Frying Pan opens realities source code, and I delete the scentences that make you up.

This has to stop eventually. This just isn't fun anymore. It is just one of saying 'i do this' and then the other saying 'well that doesn't work because of this, and i do this' and then the other one of us says 'well that doesn't work because of this, and i do this' again rinse and repeat.

I really don't think you understand. The real sandwich is IN THE ADONALSIUMIUM BOX. I am just an observer outside of time itself now. You could grab the sandwich and run now. It is litterally right there. I gave up. You can have the sandwich. it is the real sandwich. I fixed what I changed in reality's source code, so I have no power over the real sandwich anymore.

-\(.-.)/-

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, SourCandyLime said:

I really don't think you understand. The real sandwich is IN THE ADONALSIUMIUM BOX. I am just an observer outside of time itself now. You could grab the sandwich and run now. It is litterally right there. I gave up. You can have the sandwich. it is the real sandwich. I fixed what I changed in reality's source code, so I have no power over the real sandwich anymore.

-\(.-.)/-

NO I KNOW

I have the sandwich. I'm not that much of an idiot. But I want to win not because the other guy gave up, but because I actually won. That's what the Death Frying Pan is all about.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

NO I KNOW

I have the sandwich. I'm not that much of an idiot. But I want to win not because the other guy gave up, but because I actually won. That's what the Death Frying Pan is all about.

You can't kill a god. Greek mythology proves that. If you could kill a god, Hera would have had Zeus executed a LONG time ago.

So I sit and watch. There wasn't much of a fight anyway, it was more of a squable. Besides, I revived the 2 walking fish from earlier and sent them after you to give you a hug.