The Battle for the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

dont make me do this

Please don’t make me do this, don’t make me do this

The Horse and the Infant

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Please don’t make me do this, don’t make me do this

The Horse and the Infant

nah real

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 8/5/2025 at 10:20 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The safe, made of SIM, is still alive and did not shatter. It is too strong.

Waterfalls? What happened to being on Callisto?

Bartholomew wakes up from his long nap, takes a moment to get his bearings, then steals the safe. He then removes the sandwich from the safe and hopes that will be the last one as they are rather repetitive. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew wakes up from his long nap, takes a moment to get his bearings, then steals the safe. He then removes the sandwich from the safe and hopes that will be the last one as they are rather repetitive. 

How though? It's SIM.

I like safes.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew wakes up from his long nap, takes a moment to get his bearings, then steals the safe. He then removes the sandwich from the safe and hopes that will be the last one as they are rather repetitive. 

Batholomew's hopes of that being the last safe are short-lived after I throw one off a building, and it lands on his head. I jump off and land perfectly fine, thanks to my handy squirrel suit, then pick up the Sandwich and drive off.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I slit your tires and sew the sandwich into my skin like that phone in the dark night

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 hour ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I slit your tires and sew the sandwich into my skin like that phone in the dark night

Your words, unbolded, were just a dream

(Bold your actions)

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

Batholomew's hopes of that being the last safe are short-lived after I throw one off a building, and it lands on his head. I jump off and land perfectly fine, thanks to my handy squirrel suit, then pick up the Sandwich and drive off.

"Haha!" I say as I fall from the sky to land on the vehicle you're driving. I increase my weight to crush it into the ground, stopping you. Then I take the Sandwich as you stare, shocked, and take the 3-horseshoe-train-of-Vin back to my lair

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I wake up and authorize a hostile takeover of the company that you rent from, and demolish your base with you inside it, but not before Lashing the Sandwich out the window towards my waiting arms and flying off into the sunset with it by my side.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

The Shackled Dream Watches The War over the Worshiped Sandwich.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I shoot the shackled dream

Edited August 12, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

13 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I shoot the shackled dream

The Shackled Dream is not something that you can shoot, it is an incorporeal object, watching from the beyond.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I wake up and authorize a hostile takeover of the company that you rent from, and demolish your base with you inside it, but not before Lashing the Sandwich out the window towards my waiting arms and flying off into the sunset with it by my side.

You keep flying into the sunset until you hit the sun and burn up. The Sandwich is shot back to Earth by a heat pulse from the sun and it lands in the middle of the Sahara desert, demolishing and making a crater of everything within a hundred miles.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

You keep flying into the sunset until you hit the sun and burn up. The Sandwich is shot back to Earth by a heat pulse from the sun and it lands in the middle of the Sahara desert, demolishing and making a crater of everything within a hundred miles.

Except for me. I deftly catch the Sandwich.

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

I actually was not burned up, the midnight spores that permeate my being protected me, and now I Awaken the Sandwich to "Follow Me" and we walk through a conveniently placed perpendicularity and into the Spiritual Realm. 

Edited August 12, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Clarkmon22 said:

I actually was not burned up, the midnight spores that permeate my being protected me, and now I Awaken the Sandwich to "Follow Me" and we walk through a conveniently placed perpendicularity and into the Spiritual Realm. 

Hold on is this allowed?

@y’allidkwhotoask

[Clarkmon22 He/Him]

wdym

is what allowed

just ask @AltonicKeys

Edited August 12, 2025 by Clarkmon22

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Hold on is this allowed?

@y’allidkwhotoask

what part is the 'is this allowed'?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

what part is the 'is this allowed'?

Follow me, I think.

And also, how did Ashkaloda even break SIM in the first place? This whole timeline...

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Follow me, I think.

And also, how did Ashkaloda even break SIM in the first place? This whole timeline...

oh thats just Awakening. It can prob be un-awakened

and what explanation do you need other than 'it happened'

this is BFTS you can't expect everyone to follow logic.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oh thats just Awakening. It can prob be un-awakened

and what explanation do you need other than 'it happened'

this is BFTS you can't expect everyone to follow logic.

Ugh

I Unawaken the sandwich, then unawaken everybody, making them asleep

Edited August 13, 2025 by ChipsAHoid
sPelLiNG

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Ugh

I Ynawaken the sandwich, then unawaken everybody, making them asleep

Everybody...

My spiritual and cognitive aspect re-construct my body and that of my chull-person.

I slide tackle you and steal the sandwich.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Ugh

I Ynawaken the sandwich, then unawaken everybody, making them asleep

why ugh?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

why ugh?

When things get complicated I simplify…

And it gets messy when I simplify…

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Everybody...

My spiritual and cognitive aspect re-construct my body and that of my chull-person.

I slide tackle you and steal the sandwich.

I do enjoy the taste of chull

I slay, cook and eat it, making a sandwich out of it. Yummy.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

When things get complicated I simplify…

And it gets messy when I simplify…

I do enjoy the taste of chull

I slay, cook and eat it, making a sandwich out of it. Yummy.

It only used to be a chull; in it's current, it's indistinguishable from a human.

So... does that count as cannabalism?

My chull is highly Invested and used gold compounding to re-grow.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It only used to be a chull; in it's current, it's indistinguishable from a human.

So... does that count as cannabalism?

My chull is highly Invested and used gold compounding to re-grow.

More for me to eat

I slay, cook, and eat it in another sandwich