The Battle for the Sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

What does that say? The resolution is poor.

There's something kind of obvious you can do that has been done before.

Only thing I can think of is teleportation but I don't have teleportation abilities and I don't wanna pull Asharak from TLT rn

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

Only thing I can think of is teleportation but I don't have teleportation abilities and I don't wanna pull Asharak from TLT rn

You don't need teleportation.

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Steal the safe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You don't need teleportation.

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Steal the safe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh

Yeah ig

Hang on imma see if anybody's got any other crestive idea

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You don't need teleportation.

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Steal the safe

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You might want a few more spoiler boxes I don’t think that was enough 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

You might want a few more spoiler boxes I don’t think that was enough 

But then it would be too hard to read. I don't want that.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But then it would be too hard to read. I don't want that.

Ah I see I see

 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sneeze myself back into existence and see the abusive situation the sentient sándwich is In and I freak out. I thanos snap every living thing out of existence except for me and the sándwich and we sit on a beach, watching the sunset. He needs a therapist so I bring Kaladin back, and let the sándwich go free with Kaladin on a journey of healing.

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

40 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I don't have the physics knowledge to deal with this

Just do what I do! Wordplay and 3 am brain are a scary combo. After what I did to KSOHS in Sacrifice game…

9 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sneeze myself back into existence and see the abusive situation the sentient sándwich is In and I freak out. I thanos snap every living thing out of existence except for me and the sándwich and we sit on a beach, watching the sunset. He needs a therapist so I bring Kaladin back, and let the sándwich go free with Kaladin on a journey of healing.

 

…ehhh WaT spoiler maybe? 

I sneeze myself back into existence and see the situation the sandwich is in and I freak out.

I snap your spine, and that of every living thing in existence. I wash the blood off my hands on the beach, sun setting on your life. You need a physical therapist, but I ended all of them.

I go on a journey, Sandwich in my hand.

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Notice anything different?

Epic’s rubbing off on me…

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

*Wails of anguish*

I shout after, spine in tatters but quickly reassembleing “CANT YOU SEE? THE SÁNDWICH IS A LIVE. ITS IS ALIVE AND WE NEED TO HELP IT KNOW IT IS LOVED.”

 

I stand up, bones still crooked and mangled and begin walking towards you, glowing with a heat never before seen. A heat kinda like a potato in a mine feild, only to realize this potato was the only mine in a carrot feild.

I yell as the healing takes over and slam you against a wall. Then vanish in dust because the cosmic author of my fate needs sleep and doesn’t want me going comatose.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

*Wails of anguish*

I shout after, spine in tatters but quickly reassembleing “CANT YOU SEE? THE SÁNDWICH IS A LIVE. ITS IS ALIVE AND WE NEED TO HELP IT KNOW IT IS LOVED.”

 

I stand up, bones still crooked and mangled and begin walking towards you, glowing with a heat never before seen. A heat kinda like a potato in a mine feild, only to realize this potato was the only mine in a carrot feild.

I yell as the healing takes over and slam you against a wall. Then vanish in dust because the cosmic author of my fate needs sleep and doesn’t want me going comatose.

*whales of anguish appear and sing*

I shout after you as you leave

”CAN’T YOU SEE? THE SANDWICH SHOULD NOT BE THIS WAY!”

I smile, personally still crooked and sanity mangled, and stroll off, Sandwich in hand. 

I casually ignore getting slammed into the wall, having no need to heal.

Your legacy will crumble to dust, your bones with it. I shall be the author of your fate, your very demise. Your close ones will be left comatose, sleeping eternally.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sneeze myself back into existence and see the abusive situation the sentient sándwich is In and I freak out. I thanos snap every living thing out of existence except for me and the sándwich and we sit on a beach, watching the sunset. He needs a therapist so I bring Kaladin back, and let the sándwich go free with Kaladin on a journey of healing.

 

The sandwich is still in the safe, as the safe is no living thing!

I resurrect myself and my chull-person. Sandy and 18142 are currently away and do not need to be worried about.

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[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The sandwich is still in the safe, as the safe is no living thing!

I resurrect myself and my chull-person. Sandy and 18142 are currently away and do not need to be worried about.

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I make the safe a living thing and then kill it so that it opens. I grab the Sandwich, then throw the safe off a mountain just to be safe. 

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

What have I done in making the Sandwich sentient?!

I let the Sandwich grow teeth to bite you. You then accidentally drop it off the cliff. You spot the Sandwich peacefully swimming in a blue lake about half a mile away. But it’s about to drop off a waterfall.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 hours ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

What have I done in making the Sandwich sentient?!

I let the Sandwich grow teeth to bite you. You then accidentally drop it off the cliff. You spot the Sandwich peacefully swimming in a blue lake about half a mile away. But it’s about to drop off a waterfall.

I grow teeth from my hand to bite you. I intentionally drop you off a cliff. I spot you swimming in a now slightly red lake, about half a mile away. But you’re about to drop off a waterfall.

I rescue the Sandwich with the force and run away.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I question why ChipsAHoid has become a mirror as I poof back into reality and delete him and his antics of the mirror realm of karma.

Then I pick the sandwich up and plop him in a beach chair. I sit next to him and we watch TruthwatchingRadiant fall off the water's edge and laugh hysterically, besties forever.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I question why ChipsAHoid has become a mirror as I poof back into reality and delete him and his antics of the mirror realm of karma.

Then I pick the sandwich up and plop him in a beach chair. I sit next to him and we watch TruthwatchingRadiant fall off the water's edge and laugh hysterically, besties forever.

I question your questioning of my mirroring as I poof back into reality. 

Then I pick your intestines up and plop them in a pot. I sit near them as I cook them and laugh maniacally, insane forever 

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

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huh

Me and the sandwich watch the cooking with the laughter of best buds. Turns out I am akin to deadpool and just don't really die. WE laugh and laugh, we all grow meniachle, and I draft up a treaty of peace between the three of us. We protect the sandwich at all costs and let it live a happy life.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

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Me and the sandwich watch the cooking with the laughter of best buds. Turns out I am akin to deadpool and just don't really die. WE laugh and laugh, we all grow meniachle, and I draft up a treaty of peace between the three of us. We protect the sandwich at all costs and let it live a happy life.

(The sandwich and I*)

I can’t tell if I’m included as the 3 of us?

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

(The sandwich and I*)

I can’t tell if I’m included as the 3 of us?

There are only 3 people histarically laughing XD

I grin as I broke your mirroring, and offer you again the contract to sign.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

There are only 3 people histarically laughing XD

I grin as I broke your mirroring, and offer you again the contract to sign.

I only mirror if I’m sure what’s happening lol

I grin as I break your spine. I decline the contract. Order of the Sandwich above all…

I yoink the sandwich

Edited August 5, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I only mirror if I’m sure what’s happening lol

 I grin as I break your spine. I decline the contract. Order of the Sandwich above all…

I yoink the sandwich

I get depressed at ruined contract and sit on ground. I watch airsick lowlander walk away. he never get to know me truly.

 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, SourCandyLime said:

I get depressed at ruined contract and sit on ground. I watch airsick lowlander walk away. he never get to know me truly.

 

Look, I’m sorry, I have other loyalties I cannot betray. It’s not personal. 

I get a shardblade and ruin more than just your contract, leaving you broken on the ground. I walk away, Sandwich in hand. He never got to know me truly…

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I sit up as he walks away, spine severed, and sigh. I save TruthwatchingRadiant from going over the waterfall, then realize he is comatose (AFK) and drop him back over the ledge.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I make the safe a living thing and then kill it so that it opens. I grab the Sandwich, then throw the safe off a mountain just to be safe. 

The safe, made of SIM, is still alive and did not shatter. It is too strong.

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Look, I’m sorry, I have other loyalties I cannot betray. It’s not personal. 

I get a shardblade and ruin more than just your contract, leaving you broken on the ground. I walk away, Sandwich in hand. He never got to know me truly…

3 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

I sit up as he walks away, spine severed, and sigh. I save TruthwatchingRadiant from going over the waterfall, then realize he is comatose (AFK) and drop him back over the ledge.

Waterfalls? What happened to being on Callisto?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The safe, made of SIM, is still alive and did not shatter. It is too strong.

Waterfalls? What happened to being on Callisto?

dont make me do this