The Battle for the Sandwich

[___ He/Him]

Just now, strmblsd said:

i eat a sandwich. not the sandwich but a normal sandwich.

I offer to sell you a consistent stream of normal sandwiches

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, mippo said:

I offer to sell you a consistent stream of normal sandwiches

i ask what the price is.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

OH YA? Well I apprear out of no where, realize that we are on page 420, take so long to write this that we are on page 421, resentiantatize the sandwich, bond every type of spren, collect 99999999999999 copies of every infinity stonme before the timelines collapse, put them in a modified sack that holds them all at the size of my hand, then put my hand in the sack which molds to the shape of my hand, then fills my blood stream with liquidated infinity stones. I fly to the moon, ignoring the time sheild thanks to my virtually endless power, place the sentient sandwich with mippo on the moon, reinforce the time sheild buibble thingy to be 9999999999999999 stronger, so that it can stop even mippo, and then sit down and say to strmblsd its on my tab.

Spoiler

DANGIT STRMBLSD, I was reading your tag and it made me loose the game

 

Edited August 14, 2025 by SourCandyLime
Don't want people to loose the game ;)

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

OH YA? Well I apprear out of no where, realize that we are on page 420, take so long to write this that we are on page 421, resentiantatize the sandwich, bond every type of spren, collect 99999999999999 copies of every infinity stonme before the timelines collapse, put them in a modified sack that holds them all at the size of my hand, then put my hand in the sack which molds to the shape of my hand, then fills my blood stream with liquidated infinity stones. I fly to the moon, ignoring the time sheild thanks to my virtually endless power, place the sentient sandwich with mippo on the moon, reinforce the time sheild buibble thingy to be 9999999999999999 stronger, so that it can stop even mippo, and then sit down and say to strmblsd its on my tab.

Bartholomew steals your tab. 

[___ He/Him]

5 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i ask what the price is.

One atium bead for 5 sandwiches

5 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

OH YA? Well I apprear out of no where, realize that we are on page 420, take so long to write this that we are on page 421, resentiantatize the sandwich, bond every type of spren, collect 99999999999999 copies of every infinity stonme before the timelines collapse, put them in a modified sack that holds them all at the size of my hand, then put my hand in the sack which molds to the shape of my hand, then fills my blood stream with liquidated infinity stones. I fly to the moon, ignoring the time sheild thanks to my virtually endless power, place the sentient sandwich with mippo on the moon, reinforce the time sheild buibble thingy to be 9999999999999999 stronger, so that it can stop even mippo, and then sit down and say to strmblsd its on my tab.

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DANGIT STRMBLSD, I was reading your tag and it made me loose the game

 

I reverse time to before that happened and age you to death.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, mippo said:

One atium bead for 5 sandwiches

I reverse time to before that happened and age you to death.

 I pay you all the atium beads for all the sandwiches. 

[strmblsd he/him]

pull out a mayo packet from  one pocket a ham slice from one and a slice of bread from the two others to start making a sandwich of my own

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

pull out a mayo packet from  one pocket a ham slice from one and a slice of bread from the two others to start making a sandwich of my own

But you never get to finish because Bartholomew Ooblecks you and steals your pockets, ham, bread, and all. 

[strmblsd he/him]

8 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

But you never get to finish because Bartholomew Ooblecks you and steals your pockets, ham, bread, and all. 

"my pocketssssss" i chase bartholomew 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Alright I think the Redo button created an alternate timeline, one in the present and another in the past.

The version of me in the past slide tackles @Uninteligenius and takes the sandwich. The present version shoves Chips into the spiritual realm.

Which I eat. The SR is yummy…

2 hours ago, mippo said:

At this point I have no idea what is going on and don't really care about the sandwich. I happily live in a little shack on an uninhabited moon eating fabricated sandwiches that I actually can eat, instead of one that no-one will actually ever eat.

Clever

1 hour ago, strmblsd said:

"my pocketssssss" i chase bartholomew 

I appear, unsure why bartholomew is being chased, but i join in because it looks fun. Then i reread, realize why, and just chase him for fun.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I look across the Timeline shenanigans, see that there is now only one, and start my plan

Both me and O BEN tightrope walk on the Timeline,

Then we make the N a 2 humped camel, changing Timeline to Timelime

This summons the Omniscient Time Lime Lord ( @mippo ) which is obviously a refrence to ORV.

I then summon the original hill that the sandwich once stood on, and I take the hill.

The hill then goes through immense amounts of Broken Film Theory because of the messed up Timelime.

Being a Timelime and not a Timeline, this alows me to summon all variations of the hill into one variation of the hill.

2 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

OH YA? Well I apprear out of no where, realize that we are on page 420, take so long to write this that we are on page 421, resentiantatize the sandwich, bond every type of spren, collect 99999999999999 copies of every infinity stonme before the timelines collapse, put them in a modified sack that holds them all at the size of my hand, then put my hand in the sack which molds to the shape of my hand, then fills my blood stream with liquidated infinity stones. I fly to the moon, ignoring the time sheild thanks to my virtually endless power, place the sentient sandwich with mippo on the moon, reinforce the time sheild buibble thingy to be 9999999999999999 stronger, so that it can stop even mippo, and then sit down and say to strmblsd its on my tab.

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DANGIT STRMBLSD, I was reading your tag and it made me loose the game

 

I fly over, and use the Timelime to open a hole in the shield and steal the sandwich.

I place the sandwich on the hill once more, and then steal Sandwich residue.

I take the undo button and redo buttons, and combine them into the hill.

I then mold the hill into a piece of magic which then molds into me.

However, the incredible power of the spell requires a sacrifice. I sacrifice O BEN.

I gain the piece of magic: Sandwich

However, since O BEN was so much more than just one being, and because of my incredible acomplishment,

I gain the spell Timelime

[___ He/Him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

This summons the Omniscient Time Lime Lord ( @mippo ) which is obviously a refrence to ORV.

It's noooot

I have no idea what just happened so I sit there dumbly

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

31 minutes ago, mippo said:

It's noooot

I have no idea what just happened so I sit there dumbly

TLDR: the sandwich is currently sitting on a hill.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

 

I snap my fingers to combine all the timelines into just one. From the time warping, everyone is stunned for ten minutes except me, because I performed the time warp. I grab the Sandwich and go to a certain hidey hole to hide.

 

2 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

TLDR: the sandwich is currently sitting on a hill.

Actually, after all this madness, there are 3 Sandwiches.

Also there are currently 5 versions of me, 2 created by the timeline stuff just now and the other two created by past timeline stuff.

One of them is Sandy, who is too busy to be here as he's trying to bring an alien invasion to us. So that leaves 4 of me and 2 sentient chull-people.

So, I currently already have possession of 1 sandwich. I steal the sandwich from the hill and one of my clones 

7 hours ago, SourCandyLime said:

OH YA? Well I apprear out of no where, realize that we are on page 420, take so long to write this that we are on page 421, resentiantatize the sandwich, bond every type of spren, collect 99999999999999 copies of every infinity stonme before the timelines collapse, put them in a modified sack that holds them all at the size of my hand, then put my hand in the sack which molds to the shape of my hand, then fills my blood stream with liquidated infinity stones. I fly to the moon, ignoring the time sheild thanks to my virtually endless power, place the sentient sandwich with mippo on the moon, reinforce the time sheild buibble thingy to be 9999999999999999 stronger, so that it can stop even mippo, and then sit down and say to strmblsd its on my tab.

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DANGIT STRMBLSD, I was reading your tag and it made me loose the game

 

7 hours ago, mippo said:

I reverse time to before that happened and age you to death.

I take the final sandwich from @SourCandyLime's corpse.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 10/19/2022 at 12:47 PM, AltonicKeys said:

The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich.
The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and boring.

The sandwich is whatever type that you love most. You like a PB&J? It becomes that when you take it.

Anything goes, as long as:
The sandwich isn't destroyed (I eat it, I burn it to a crisp)
The sandwich isn't duplicated or replaced. Fakes are allowed.
Your actions aren't too outlandish (The sandwich appears in my hand and stays there no matter what)

I'll start - I walk up to the sandwich and grab it.
I get to be boring because uhhhhhh

No duplicate sandiwiches

also I think because of my timelime manipulation, all the sandiwiches were on the hill

Edited August 14, 2025 by CoderDrag0n8

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

14 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No duplicate sandiwiches

also I think because of my timelime manipulation, all the sandiwiches were on the hill

Nope.

3 sandwiches.

But because of this, 2 of them are allowed to be destroyed.

I'm choosing not to and I have all 3.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Nope.

3 sandwiches.

But because of this, 2 of them are allowed to be destroyed.

I'm choosing not to and I have all 3.

Well, no. There is one sandwich and two fakes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, no. There is one sandwich and two fakes

But they're from different timelines

So 3 reals

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

46 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But they're from different timelines

So 3 reals

No. That isn’t allowed. There can only be one sandwich. The sandwich cannot be destroyed. If the others can, they are not the sandwich. And there can only be one sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

No. That isn’t allowed. There can only be one sandwich. The sandwich cannot be destroyed. If the others can, they are not the sandwich. And there can only be one sandwich.

So be it.

I eat two of the sandwiches.

[Riino He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

So be it.

I eat two of the sandwiches.

I rescue the original Sandwich from these nolifers.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 minutes ago, Riino said:

I rescue the original Sandwich from these nolifers.

I rescue the original Sandwich from you by dropping a refrigerator on your head.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I rescue the original Sandwich from you by dropping a refrigerator on your head.

I slide tackle you

Hey you used an Honorblade like 100 pages ago

Which one was it?

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I wake back up, thanks to the 99999999999999 infinity stones in my blood and sneeze. the sandwich appears in my hand, so I take it to the TVA, which I rule because I am kang the conqurere. I tell them to guard the sandwich, but they prune it, so now I don't even no where the sandwich is, because the end of time is inaccessable to even me.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, SourCandyLime said:

I wake back up, thanks to the 99999999999999 infinity stones in my blood and sneeze. the sandwich appears in my hand, so I take it to the TVA, which I rule because I am kang the conqurere. I tell them to guard the sandwich, but they prune it, so now I don't even no where the sandwich is, because the end of time is inaccessable to even me.

I use my ability Timelime to mess to the Timeline up beyond repair. I use my Earth Frying Pan to fight any monsters trying to get the sandwich, and get it back to the main Timelime.

I then undo my Timelime and everthing is fine again