The Battle for the Sandwich

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

41 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

No, I didn't say Java, I said JavaScript. 

ChipsAHoid.abilities.canDrink = false;

 

KSOHS.abilities.CanExist = false;

Or smth

Idk any coding

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

KSOHS.abilities.CanExist = false;

Or smth

Idk any coding

Ahh my data isn't actually stored under 'KSOHS'

Also there's no 'can exist' property

If I don't exist, then the entire variable doesn't exist

[Unintelligenius he/him]

23 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I slide tackle you

Hey you used an Honorblade like 100 pages ago

Which one was it?

Quote

not sure, lets say all of them at once

I summon my megahonorblade, which is all of the combined into one super sword, and slice through reality with it. I reach into the slit of reality and pull out the Sandwich. Then I close the slit and lash myself up with as many lashings as I possibly can.

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I summon my megahonorblade, which is all of the combined into one super sword, and slice through reality with it. I reach into the slit of reality and pull out the Sandwich. Then I close the slit and lash myself up with as many lashings as I possibly can.

 

But it was only one

And I have the other 9

So which of the 10 do have?

Except...

The timelines created 10 new honorblades!

And a new Nightblood!

I give myself ALL the honorblades

for(let i=0;i<2;i++){
  for(let j=0;j<10;j++){
  	honorblades[i][j].bonded = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.id;
  };
};

I have all 20 honorblades.

let safe;
setInterval(function(){
	safe = new 11d_sim_safe(RealSandwich.pos.x, RealSandwich.pos.y);
}, 1);

Every millisecond, a safe appears around the sandwich, overriding any previous safe.

Edited August 16, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren
Typo

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was only one

And I have the other 9

So which of the 10 do have?

Except...

The timelines created 10 new honorblades!

And a new Nightblood!

I give myself ALL the honorblades

for(let i=0;i<2;i++){
  for(let j=0;j<10;j++){
  	honorblades[i][j].bonded = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.id;
  };
};

I have all 20 honorblades.

let safe;
setInterval(function(){
	safe = new 11d_sim_safe(RealSandwich.pos.x, RealSandwich.pos.y);
}, 1);

Every millisecond, a safe appears around the sandwich, overriding any previous safe.

KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.abilities.hasTongue = false;

Or smth

Idk any coding

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.abilities.hasTongue = false;

Or smth

Idk any coding

I use gold compouding

KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.investiture.feruchemy.gold = infinity

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But it was only one

And I have the other 9

So which of the 10 do have?

Except...

The timelines created 10 new honorblades!

And a new Nightblood!

I give myself ALL the honorblades

for(let i=0;i<2;i++){
  for(let j=0;j<10;j++){
  	honorblades[i][j].bonded = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.id;
  };
};

I have all 20 honorblades.

let safe;
setInterval(function(){
	safe = new 11d_sim_safe(RealSandwich.pos.x, RealSandwich.pos.y);
}, 1);

Every millisecond, a safe appears around the sandwich, overriding any previous safe.

I use my ability Timelime to meld all Timlines back into one, causing all duplicate objects to dissipate.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I use my ability Timelime to meld all Timlines back into one, causing all duplicate objects to dissipate.

But the honorblades are not mere objects. Did you forget WaT?

Also neither is Nightblood nor my clones.

Their cognitive aspect is too powerful.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But the honorblades are not mere objects. Did you forget WaT?

Also neither is Nightblood nor my clones.

Their cognitive aspect is too powerful.

This intent of objects includes people and anything with cognitive aspects.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

This intent of objects includes people and anything with cognitive aspects.

But cognitive aspects can override their destruction.

Anyway,

CoderDrag0n8.abilities.timelime = undefined;

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But cognitive aspects can override their destruction.

Anyway,

CoderDrag0n8.abilities.timelime = undefined;

 

My existence is not defined by code. CoderDrag0n8 is not an existing variable.

And it’s not destruction, it’s combination.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

My existence is not defined by code. CoderDrag0n8 is not an existing variable.

And it’s not destruction, it’s combination.

I make it an existing variable.

let CoderDrag0n8 = new Sharder('https://www.17thshard.com/profile/66187-coderdrag0n8/')

Then the cognitive aspects are different enough that they resist fusion.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

36 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I make it an existing variable.

let CoderDrag0n8 = new Sharder('https://www.17thshard.com/profile/66187-coderdrag0n8/')

Then the cognitive aspects are different enough that they resist fusion.

However, the variable has no meaning because it is not tied to me.

They are literally the exact same though

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

However, the variable has no meaning because it is not tied to me.

They are literally the exact same though

It is

It's literally tied to your account

I could just

//console.log(CoderDrag0n8.account.password)

But I'm nice so I won't  

The cognitive aspects have been separate for long enough. And they also consciously know they've been cloned.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

27 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It is

It's literally tied to your account

I could just

//console.log(CoderDrag0n8.account.password)

But I'm nice so I won't  

The cognitive aspects have been separate for long enough. And they also consciously know they've been cloned.

Well the cognitive aspects are different but the physical ones are the same.

But BFTS cannot effect the shard as a whole.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

14 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Well the cognitive aspects are different but the physical ones are the same.

But BFTS cannot effect the shard as a whole.

The physical is different though. It's always different. Losing skin cells, breathing new air, stuff like that.

Yeah it can

It's part of the Shard

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The physical is different though. It's always different. Losing skin cells, breathing new air, stuff like that.

Yeah it can

It's part of the Shard

Only this part. Your code terminals in the end, do nothing and are purely cosmetic

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

11 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Only this part. Your code terminals in the end, do nothing and are purely cosmetic

Fine.

But I can still remove your Timelime in this thread.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Fine.

But I can still remove your Timelime in this thread.

It doesn't exist in this thread. It exists in this one.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

It doesn't exist in this thread. It exists in this one.

But you used it here.

If I removed it there, it would be removed everywhere.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But you used it here.

If I removed it there, it would be removed everywhere.

But you didn’t remove it there you removed it here

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

But you didn’t remove it there you removed it here

Yeah

So It's only disabled here

I'll remove it there if you want

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yeah

So It's only disabled here

I'll remove it there if you want

You can’t. It’s my blog post. And I can bring it from there to here whenever I want so the disable is always temporary.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

You can’t. It’s my blog post. And I can bring it from there to here whenever I want so the disable is always temporary.

You need to re-define it to get it back

But for now

You don't have it

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

You need to re-define it to get it back

But for now

You don't have it

The blog defines it