The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I use my ability Timelime to mess to the Timeline up beyond repair. I use my Earth Frying Pan to fight any monsters trying to get the sandwich, and get it back to the main Timelime.

I then undo my Timelime and everthing is fine again

Hey I was going to travel to the end of time...

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Hey I was going to travel to the end of time...

Well I have Timelime powers.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I just watch all of you from my room, my black room with gold cracks. In this room I see the battle and chuckle. They don't know my power, nore do they have the sandwich. I create 78923756 replicas and place them everywhere, keeping the real on in a very specific, undisclosed location

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, SourCandyLime said:

I just watch all of you from my room, my black room with gold cracks. In this room I see the battle and chuckle. They don't know my power, nore do they have the sandwich. I create 78923756 replicas and place them everywhere, keeping the real on in a very specific, undisclosed location

I sigh. You don't know what my special abilities do, do you?

I activate both Timelime and Sandwich so the Sandwich apears in my hand and I instantly know the others are replicas.

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I smile at the little replica in front of me, as you begin to realize that is no longer the sandwich. Any sandwich you pick up could never be the sandwich due to basic laws of superposition.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I just watch all of you from my room, my black room with gold cracks. In this room I see the battle and chuckle. They don't know my power, nore do they have the sandwich. I create 78923756 replicas and place them everywhere, keeping the real on in a very specific, undisclosed location

Also, Sandwich finder whatever thousand

I simply destroy them all. The sandwich cannot be destroyed. I take the real one that is left.

Edited August 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I sigh. You don't know what my special abilities do, do you?

I activate both Timelime and Sandwich so the Sandwich apears in my hand and I instantly know the others are replicas.

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I smile at the little replica in front of me, as you begin to realize that is no longer the sandwich. Any sandwich you pick up could never be the sandwich due to basic laws of superposition.

NO! THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

The exact specifics of the spell, is that the Timelime brings the Hill from the begining back to the present, and in doing so, teleports the sandwich there. THATS JUST HOW THAT WORKS

THE DECOY SANDWICHES WERE NEVER ON THE HILL

and they definitely weren't in the begining.

So, I DID FIND THE RIGHT SANDWICH.

but then chips found it.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, SourCandyLime said:

I smile at the little replica in front of me, as you begin to realize that is no longer the sandwich. Any sandwich you pick up could never be the sandwich due to basic laws of superposition.

I'll quantum superposition you if you wish.

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Also, Sandwich finder whatever thousand

I simply destroy them all. The sandwich cannot be destroyed. I take the real one that is left.

I slide-tackle you, take the sandwich, travel to Alethkar, tap Connection, and put it in an 11D  SIM [insert Alethi word for 'safe'].

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I'll quantum superposition you if you wish.

I slide-tackle you, take the sandwich, travel to Alethkar, tap Connection, and put it in an 11D  SIM [insert Alethi word for 'safe'].

Again, it’ll never be safe from me…

I yoink it

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Again, it’ll never be safe from me…

I yoink it

How?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How?

How you might ask?

The answer is yes.

[Riino He/Him]

25 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How you might ask?

The answer is yes.

Whereat the Sanwich?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Riino said:

Whereat the Sanwich?

Ahh it's you

27 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

How you might ask?

The answer is yes.

I REFUSE

[Riino He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Ahh it's you

Curiously ominous?

Edited August 15, 2025 by Riino

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Riino said:

Curiously ominous?

I use the Honorblades and nicrosil compounding to Lash you upwards 1000s of times.

You won't be back for a long, long time.

[Riino He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I use the Honorblades and nicrosil compounding to Lash you upwards 1000s of times.

You won't be back for a long, long time.

1 minute later...

Hah, you didn't realise I had the Compass of Spirits and have transfered into the Cognitive Realm and back.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Riino said:

1 minute later...

Hah, you didn't realise I had the Compass of Spirits and have transfered into the Cognitive Realm and back.

But you're still Lashed

And going up

Fast

[Riino He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But you're still Lashed

And going up

Fast

I fill my unkeyed nicrosilmind with my lashed investiture and repeat the Compass of Spirits process.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Riino said:

I fill my unkeyed nicrosilmind with my lashed investiture and repeat the Compass of Spirits process.

But even if your metalmind isn't keyed, the Investiture in the Lashings is still keyed to me.

[Riino He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But even if your metalmind isn't keyed, the Investiture in the Lashings is still keyed to me.

But they are Connected to me, regardless, my pet Larkin could do the trick.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Riino said:

But they are Connected to me, regardless, my pet Larkin could do the trick.

Alright now you're about 200,000 kilometres up, and by the the time you hit the ground, you will already have been fried and vapourised.

Edited August 15, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Riino He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Alright now you're about 200,000 kilometres up, and by the the time you hit the ground, you will already have been fried and vapourised.

That is the issue becuase I don't hit the ground, I transfer into Shadesmar and my relative position is nullified due to the Compass of Spirits mechanics. I then transfer back and my position is returned to the physcial realm's relative position to Shadesmar. (I escape your awkwardly simple trap)

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Riino said:

That is the issue becuase I don't hit the ground, I transfer into Shadesmar and my relative position is nullified due to the Compass of Spirits mechanics. I then transfer back and my position is returned to the physcial realm's relative position to Shadesmar. (I escape your awkwardly simple trap)

Well I still have the sandwich in my 11D SIM [Alethi word for 'safe'].

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Well I still have the sandwich in my 11D SIM [Alethi word for 'safe'].

I use my Fullborn powers in ways that will not be elaborated on to extend my presence to the 12th dimension. I take the Sandwich, which is not protected in this dimension, and then return to ordinary dimensions.

Edited August 15, 2025 by Kansas Stormcursed

[SourCandyLime He/Him]

I begin to cackle watching this display in my room. They still have zero ideathat they are fighting over a stupid error in the source code of reality. An error that I created by deleting the semicolon on line 853.
 

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853: RealSandwich.totalcopies.max = 1

 

With no colon, that line broke entirely. Ergo, I have full control over which sandwich is the real sandwich, allowing for me to continue watching, as I grab popcorn from a timeline that no one in the war for the sandwich has ever visited. Then chuckle as the movie theater personnel see the popcorn bag disappear.

I continue to watch the replica of the battle, sandwich still in my possession, in a place no one can access.