The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

The blog defines it

I undefined here

So a re-definition is needed.

[Just-A-Stick she/her]

16 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What? You mean @Bird Furious?

She doesn’t check much…

Yes, she's my sister actually which makes me your aunt.

I borrow the sandwhich from who ever currently has it by asking nicely.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I undefined here

So a re-definition is needed.

red-definition occurs when i pull it over from the blog, because the blog defines it.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

50 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

red-definition occurs when i pull it over from the blog, because the blog defines it.

Brooo I’m so lost

I literally can’t even do anything except randomly popping up and taking it 

Edited August 16, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[Vielence She/Her]

I use a grappling hook and steal it from Chips.

I’m also lost lol

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

46 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I use a grappling hook and steal it from Chips.

I’m also lost lol

Answer this question (number 1) correctly:

Fred has 3 times as many mice as Billy. Billy has half as many mice as Jim. If Fred has three and a quarter mice, and Jim has two and three quarters mice, how many mice does Billy have? Draw a picture for full credit.

(You may not use any other source, online or in person. Calculators are prohibited. 

Failure to comply with these rules may result in execution by being prohibited to have the sandwich for the span of many weeks. 

Failure to answer the question correctly will cause your very being to be: consumeD, destroyed, shredded, or a similar fate. Begin the test now. You have 15 minutes.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

I use a grappling hook and steal it from Chips.

I’m also lost lol

Because of my code, a safe appears around it within a millisecond.

36 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Answer this question (number 1) correctly:

Fred has 3 times as many mice as Billy. Billy has half as many mice as Jim. If Fred has three and a quarter mice, and Jim has two and three quarters mice, how many mice does Billy have? Draw a picture for full credit.

(You may not use any other source, online or in person. Calculators are prohibited. 

Failure to comply with these rules may result in execution by being prohibited to have the sandwich for the span of many weeks. 

Failure to answer the question correctly will cause your very being to be: consumeD, destroyed, shredded, or a similar fate. Begin the test now. You have 15 minutes.

I refuse.

Edited August 16, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Unintelligenius he/him]

37 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Answer this question (number 1) correctly:

Fred has 3 times as many mice as Billy. Billy has half as many mice as Jim. If Fred has three and a quarter mice, and Jim has two and three quarters mice, how many mice does Billy have? Draw a picture for full credit.

(You may not use any other source, online or in person. Calculators are prohibited. 

Failure to comply with these rules may result in execution by being prohibited to have the sandwich for the span of many weeks. 

Failure to answer the question correctly will cause your very being to be: consumeD, destroyed, shredded, or a similar fate. Begin the test now. You have 15 minutes.

Whilst answering said question, I decode the secret message and learn the secrets of the universe. With my newfound knowledge, I undo all code that makes any safes appear around the Sandwich, and then I take it for myself.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

Whilst answering said question, I decode the secret message and learn the secrets of the universe. With my newfound knowledge, I undo all code that makes any safes appear around the Sandwich, and then I take it for myself.

But the safe appear every millisecond, a new one appearing before you can even move you hand towards the previous one.

[Vielence She/Her]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But the safe appear every millisecond, a new one appearing before you can even move you hand towards the previous one.

I blow up all the safes and the code then take the sandwich, set of a dust bomb and go into hiding 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

  

Just now, VieB13 said:

I blow up all the safes and the code then take the sandwich, set of a dust bomb and go into hiding 

I hunt you down and steal the Sandwich with a fork.

Edited August 16, 2025 by Uninteligenius
ninjad

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I blow up all the safes and the code then take the sandwich, set of a dust bomb and go into hiding 

The code is backed up, and a new safe appears.

Edited August 16, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The code is backed up, and a new safe appears.

I unbackup the code so that no new safes ever appear.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I unbackup the code so that no new safes ever appear.

It's from beyond the Thread though

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It's from beyond the Thread though

I have no idea what that is. 
Eh who cares. I blow that up too then take the sandwich to another continent. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

I have no idea what that is. 
Eh who cares. I blow that up too then take the sandwich to another continent. 

Just means that the code is beyond BftS, and the back ups cannot be destroyed.

New safes appear around the sandwich.

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Just means that the code is beyond BftS, and the back ups cannot be destroyed.

New safes appear around the sandwich.

GAHHH WHY DO YOU HATE ME 

OK I hire an AI that goes and destroys all copies of the code then steal the sandwich. 
Then I run and hide in a (       )

Cheers!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

17 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

GAHHH WHY DO YOU HATE ME 

OK I hire an AI that goes and destroys all copies of the code then steal the sandwich. 
Then I run and hide in a (       )

Cheers!

I don't hate you

I sabotage the AI

VieB13s_AI.weights[2][34] = undefined;

And teleport the sandwich to me, as well as bring back the safes.

RealSandwich.pos.x = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.x - 10;
RealSandwich.pos.y = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.y;
RealSandwich.pos.z = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.z;

setInterval(function(){
	safe = new 11d_sim_safe(RealSandwich.pos.x, RealSandwich.pos.y, RealSandiwch.pos.z);
}, 1);

 

[Vielence She/Her]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I don't hate you

I sabotage the AI

VieB13s_AI.weights[2][34] = undefined;

And teleport the sandwich to me, as well as bring back the safes.

RealSandwich.pos.x = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.x - 10;
RealSandwich.pos.y = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.y;
RealSandwich.pos.z = KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren.pos.z;

setInterval(function(){
	safe = new 11d_sim_safe(RealSandwich.pos.x, RealSandwich.pos.y, RealSandiwch.pos.z);
}, 1);

 

Ok that’s it. 
stabs you in a non-lethal place to you can’t code. Then breaks the code and steals the sandwich and BOOKS IT

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I take away @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's ability to code because this is getting out of hand.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Ok that’s it. 
stabs you in a non-lethal place to you can’t code. Then breaks the code and steals the sandwich and BOOKS IT

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I take away @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's ability to code because this is getting out of hand.

No....

At least I can still make safes manually.

Time for philote shenanigans.

By thinking hard enough, a safe appears around the sandwich.

Don't ask me, ask Orson Scott Card.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

No....

At least I can still make safes manually.

Time for philote shenanigans.

By thinking hard enough, a safe appears around the sandwich.

Don't ask me, ask Orson Scott Card.

bro you have to read ORV

everything you do screams "I AM A PERSON WHO WOULD LIKE READING ORV"

im sorry its true

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

bro you have to read ORV

everything you do screams "I AM A PERSON WHO WOULD LIKE READING ORV"

im sorry its true

I will 

Eventually

I swear it

But I must read Foundryside, maybe the series, and Lightbringer series first.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

35 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I take away @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren's ability to code because this is getting out of hand.

Exactly I’m so storming done. I was actually aboutta go into a whole “if y’all don’t stop with the outlandish actions I’m just leaving” rant 

Like

Wasn’t this what OOTS was founded to prevent?

I turn to @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

“You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!”

I challenge you to a duel. Lightsabers. The force may be used defensively only, such as to jump, but that’s about it. No lethal wounds, and non-lethal ones can just be force-healed. No other powers allowed. No intervention from others. What do you say?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Exactly I’m so storming done. I was actually aboutta go into a whole “if y’all don’t stop with the outlandish actions I’m just leaving” rant 

Like

Wasn’t this what OOTS was founded to prevent?

I turn to @KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

“You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!”

I challenge you to a duel. Lightsabers. The force may be used defensively only, such as to jump, but that’s about it. No lethal wounds, and non-lethal ones can just be force-healed. No other powers allowed. No intervention from others. What do you say?

Uhh...

*googles what that is*

Oh those'd make terrible weapons

Light is bad at breaking stuff if it's in the visible spectrum 

And these things are very visible

Also I choose to use The Strong Nuclear Force