The Battle for the Sandwich

[Vielence She/Her]

7 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I just thought how would I get around this and then tried to patch the holes I found. 

I throw a temper tantrum because you ignored the first word of my writing. 

Ah. Still getting away tho. 

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I offer you a cookie in compensation. HEY NO STOP CHECKING FOR HEMALURGIC SPIKES I SWEAR THERE’S NONE

RUNNING. Refuses any mention of cookies.

HAS THE SANDWICH MWAHAHAHAH

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I offer you a cookie in compensation. HEY NO STOP CHECKING FOR HEMALURGIC SPIKES I SWEAR THERE’S NONE

I consume it. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I consume it. 

Aaaand you get spiked

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

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I would change to: 

If I win the insult battle you give me the sandwich of your own free will, irreparably destroy anything that is even slightly involved in creating more safes, codes, SIM or other things like that with the exception of things created by those who oppose you, never involve yourself or others under your control with them again, and that I have a 5min head start to run away with the sandwich.

Unbeknownst to all, I unlock the safe, open it, remove the sandwich, place a hot dog in it, close the safe, then lock it. 

But the safe doesn't work like that! It doesn't have a lock! It's basically a box!

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

Ah. Still getting away tho. 

RUNNING. Refuses any mention of cookies.

HAS THE SANDWICH MWAHAHAHAH

I slide tackle you and put the sandwich back in the safe.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

But the safe doesn't work like that! It doesn't have a lock! It's basically a box!

I slide tackle you and put the sandwich back in the safe.

Bro this is getting out of hand there is no need to keep it in a safe

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Bro this is getting out of hand there is no need to keep it in a safe

There is

And ya'll could just take the safe so...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

There is

And ya'll could just take the safe so...

There isn't. The safe doesn't do anything at this point, we're way too used to it so we know too many ways to get around it. 

3 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Aaaand you get spiked

"Dang it! I never saw that one coming!"

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

18 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

There isn't. The safe doesn't do anything at this point, we're way too used to it so we know too many ways to get around it. 

Almost all the ways you've used so far aren't meant to work

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

29 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Almost all the ways you've used so far aren't meant to work

I think we’re all sick and tired of safes

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I think we’re all sick and tired of safes

'Cept me

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

'Cept me

Yes. Except you. I take the sandwich from the safe, ignoring whatever SIM stuff. If I can’t comprehend it, it can’t comprehend me…

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Yes. Except you. I take the sandwich from the safe, ignoring whatever SIM stuff. If I can’t comprehend it, it can’t comprehend me…

Ahh but it does comprehend you. The safe remains.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Ahh but it does comprehend you. The safe remains.

But the sandwich does not

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

But the sandwich does not

Sigh.

I slide tackle you and put it back.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

20 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Sigh.

I slide tackle you and put it back.

I sigh. slide back, tackle it, and you.

After changing the word order I reclaim it in the confusion

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I sigh. slide back, tackle it, and you.

After changing the word order I reclaim it in the confusion

How though?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

14 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How though?

By making it appear in my hand with magic

The thing is

I feel like this breaks the outlandish rule. It’s not even fun anymore

The moment anybody does anything it’s just

 “oh I slide tackle you and it goes back in the safe”

Every storming time. It barely even changes it’s just “copy, paste, slight edit, send”

What’s even the point of playing if nobody else can do anything? 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

By making it appear in my hand with magic

The thing is

I feel like this breaks the outlandish rule. It’s not even fun anymore

The moment anybody does anything it’s just

 “oh I slide tackle you and it goes back in the safe”

Every storming time. It barely even changes it’s just “copy, paste, slight edit, send”

What’s even the point of playing if nobody else can do anything? 

I intercept the magic and it appears in my own hand

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I intercept the magic and it appears in my own hand

I intercept you, and you appear in my own hand.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

5 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I intercept you, and you appear in my own hand.

I cackle at your mistake. I tap iron to increase my weight, pinning your hand to the ground. I show you that I still have the Sandwich, grin, then switch to tapping steel and run away

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

12 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I cackle at your mistake. I tap iron to increase my weight, pinning your hand to the ground. I show you that I still have the Sandwich, grin, then switch to tapping steel and run away

Owie. My hand hurts. In revenge I curse you so that if you hold the sandwich you desperately feel the need to sneeze, but can’t.

Edited August 19, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

I create 2 fake sandwiches, and mix them up with the real sandwich. There is now Sandwich A, Sandwich B, and Sandwich C. No one knows which is the real one.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

I create 2 fake sandwiches, and mix them up with the real sandwich. There is now Sandwich A, Sandwich B, and Sandwich C. No one knows which is the real one.

Simple. I eat them all and take the one I couldn’t eat

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I sneeze. I am actually still holding the Sandwich; Coder took a fake, so all three were fake.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

17 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Almost all the ways you've used so far aren't meant to work

That's the funny part. 

6 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I sneeze. I am actually still holding the Sandwich; Coder took a fake, so all three were fake.

I buy your hand off eBay so now I am actually holding the sandwich.