The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 minute ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

Thanks for telling me. I unducktape the bomb and throw it at you, then compound steel and get out of here.

Ha! You didn't even notice that the one I was talking about was a fake, and I was just distracting you as I slipped another one into your pocket. Now that you are far away from me, I press a button and you blow up. Then I wander over and pick up the Sandwich from the debris.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I whack you on the head and take the Sandwich back.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I whack you on the head and take the Sandwich back.

I reach inner peace and start handing out pamphlets that we shouldn't fight over anything, even the Sandwich, hoping that the whole world will become nice, and then, because everyone is so generous, I will eventually be given the Sandwich as a gift. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

However, eventually is in 1000000000 years, and even then, I will steal the Sandwich back immediately.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I wait 1000000000 years and then am generously gifted the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Which I take right back.

[TruthwatchingRadiant He/Him]

Well then summon Shrek and Mike Wazouski to tell you jokes, and while you’re distracted, I take the Sandwich from you, hop into my time traveling Chull-mobile, and zoom back to the prehistoric eras. I hire a T-Rex to protect the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, TruthwatchingRadiant said:

Well then summon Shrek and Mike Wazouski to tell you jokes, and while you’re distracted, I take the Sandwich from you, hop into my time traveling Chull-mobile, and zoom back to the prehistoric eras. I hire a T-Rex to protect the Sandwich.

I hop in my Chull-mobile 3000 and follow you to prehistoric eras. I then learn how to speak T-Rexies and then politely ask the one you hired for the Sandwich. The T-Rex is so surprised that I know its language that he graciously hands it over. 

[Vielence She/Her]

I pop out of the trunk of your Chull-mobile 3000 and take it as it’s passing hands. I then Hotwire the Chull-mobile 3000 and leave you coughing in the dust. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, VieB13 said:

I pop out of the trunk of your Chull-mobile 3000 and take it as it’s passing hands. I then Hotwire the Chull-mobile 3000 and leave you coughing in the dust. 

I cough in the dust. Then I take you to court for emotional damage. 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 9/16/2025 at 11:09 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

My steel runs out and I plummet back down, but grow armour on my feet so I'm not injured.

I charge, swinging my Blade at you. 

11 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I cough in the dust. Then I take you to court for emotional damage. 

Bartholomew volunteers to preside over the trial as judge. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I charge, swinging my Blade at you. 

I summon my Shardplate so I can take a hit. I then hit you with a giant armoured and Shardplated fist.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I summon my Shardplate so I can take a hit. I then hit you with a giant armoured and Shardplated fist.

I fly backward from the blow, then get up and wave my hand. Instantly, the air around you turns to solid aluminum and you are entrapped. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I fly backward from the blow, then get up and wave my hand. Instantly, the air around you turns to solid aluminum and you are entrapped. 

Hey how are you using Transformation

Trout shows up and breaks me out with sandtrout enhancements

[NerdSandwich she/her]

14 hours ago, VieB13 said:

I pop out of the trunk of your Chull-mobile 3000 and take it as it’s passing hands. I then Hotwire the Chull-mobile 3000 and leave you coughing in the dust. 

I take the Sandwich as you pass it.

Edited September 19, 2025 by YouCantHaveMySandwich

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

24 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Hey how are you using Transformation

Trout shows up and breaks me out with sandtrout enhancements

Not Transformation, just general arcana

I attack Trout. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Not Transformation, just general arcana

I attack Trout. 

Trout leaps out of the way

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew volunteers to preside over the trial as judge. 

I accept Batholomew as the judge and slide him a $20 to help me out. @VieB13 gets arrested and taken to the courthouse where I am at the prosecution stand and the honorable judge Bartholomew presides.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Bartholomew asks the prosecution attorney to give opening statements. @Uninteligenius @VieB13

12 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Trout leaps out of the way

I spin around and strike again, lengthening my Blade in the midst of my swing. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Just now, Ashkaloda said:

I spin around and strike again, lengthening my Blade in the midst of my swing. 

The blow kills of some the sandtrout. The rest grow to fill the gap.

While you're busy, I steelpush some coins at you.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

The blow kills of some the sandtrout. The rest grow to fill the gap.

While you're busy, I steelpush some coins at you.

I blast the sandtrout backwards but get hit with coins. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

5 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

Bartholomew asks the prosecution attorney to give opening statements. @Uninteligenius @VieB13

I stand up and began to speak very dramatically and truthfully to the court, "First off, the defendant, @VieB13, is guilty of breaking and entering. She broke into my Chull Mobile 3000 and hotwired it. Then she drove off and, in doing so, stole the vehicle. But this isn't all, she also left me in a cloud of dust, and as a result, I needed lung surgery and have taken an emotional toll that I will never recover from. We ask the honorable judge Bartholomew to find the defendant guilty of breaking and entering, burglary, and emotional damage, and charge her with ten years in a federal prison and fine her $1,000,000 for damages and medical bills."

[NerdSandwich she/her]

This jurymember calls upon @VieB13 for the defense.

I also ask 2 questions: Where is this proof that this has happened? and Does this really merit $1,000,000 in recompense?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

45 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

This jurymember calls upon @VieB13 for the defense.

I also ask 2 questions: Where is this proof that this has happened? and Does this really merit $1,000,000 in recompense?

I pull out a video of it all, because Jerome was filming the whole time. I say, "You could either give me the million or the Sandwich, your choice. But the ten years in prison are non-negotiable."

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I blast the sandtrout backwards but get hit with coins. 

Trout runs away in fear. 

I summon a sandworm to try and eat you