The Battle for the Sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

But the way Hemalurgy works is that it "grafts" pieces of a soul on, so now The Sandwich is now The Potato Sandwich. The Sandwich takes precedent, however, because the spiritweb of the Sandwich has been bolstered by its former state as the Dawnshard. In other words, I still have The Sandwich, but it now also has another delicious item between the pieces of bread.

Wow. That got Deep Cosmere fast.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Technically speaking, someone’s ideal sandwich could already have potatoes in it, so nothing really happens.

I wonder if the Sandwich would taste like mashed potatoes if mashed, so I proceed to take the Sandwich and try mashing it.

*mashing attempt*

I hold up my now-bent masher in disdain.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Foolish mortal, trying to mash a former Dawnshard!

Edited February 5, 2025 by DezaS

[Cookie Spren]

@Vyzkel @DezaS

Something however did happen, and it is permanently always, in addition to the type of sandwich someone wanted, containing essence of potato even if it changes sandwich types. This is because of the grafted potato soul.

This means that if you are saying you "obtain The Sandwich" in any way, it won't work, you must now classify it as, "The Potato Sandwich" until the hemalurgic spike is removed, which if it was, would destroy the sandwich (which is obviously against the rules).

Merry birthday my friends, let chaos reign supreme.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

1 hour ago, The Sly Cookie said:

@Vyzkel @DezaS

Something however did happen, and it is permanently always, in addition to the type of sandwich someone wanted, containing essence of potato even if it changes sandwich types. This is because of the grafted potato soul.

This means that if you are saying you "obtain The Sandwich" in any way, it won't work, you must now classify it as, "The Potato Sandwich" until the hemalurgic spike is removed, which if it was, would destroy the sandwich (which is obviously against the rules).

Merry birthday my friends, let chaos reign supreme.

Foolish mortal, to think that The Sandwich could be destroyed by something as juvenile as a spike!

*grabs the sandwich and rips the spike out of it*

*Teleports to an undisclosed location*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

An explosion rips the ground apart, The Sandwich and been freed of its Potato Essence. The destruction it caused, though, could be seen for hundreds of miles, it is what now called The Desert of Sandwich, but even a desert has life, not this one. The Sandwich sits in the center of this massive expanse of sand and nothing.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

20 hours ago, DezaS said:

But the way Hemalurgy works is that it "grafts" pieces of a soul on, so now The Sandwich is now The Potato Sandwich. The Sandwich takes precedent, however, because the spiritweb of the Sandwich has been bolstered by its former state as the Dawnshard. In other words, I still have The Sandwich, but it now also has another delicious item between the pieces of bread.

Wow. That got Deep Cosmere fast.

I am horrified because my ideal sandwich is grilled cheese

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

An explosion rips the ground apart, The Sandwich and been freed of its Potato Essence. The destruction it caused, though, could be seen for hundreds of miles, it is what now called The Desert of Sandwich, but even a desert has life, not this one. The Sandwich sits in the center of this massive expanse of sand and nothing.

*yayy*

Grilled chess forever!

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I shout with delight, for I had been holding the sandwich (and the associated Dawnshard) for the whole time. I pick up the Grilled Cheez Dawnsandwich® and Skip to Komashi.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I enter the charred wreckage of the Desert. This is. uh. Not good. So I sweep it under an adjacent rug to cover it up, as if nothing happened. Because nothing happened. cough

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I look at the now clean landscape, somehow already filled with life once more, and wonder how big that rug was. I absent-mindedly take the Sandwich as I think about this.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I absentmindedly take the Sandwich after Vyz absentmindedly toke the Sandwich then I run to the jungle and start hunting bananas with my pet monkey Jerome.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

I absentmindedly take the Sandwich after Vyz absentmindedly toke the Sandwich then I run to the jungle and start hunting bananas with my pet monkey Jerome.

YO I FORGOT ABOUT JEROME :D:D

I appear next to you both and hug Jerome

[Vyzkel He/Him]

One of the bananas starts ringing…

BANANA PHONE

Unintelligenius picks it up. “Look behind you,” I say into it, but it’s too late for when he turns around his face is met with my trusty baseball bat, knocking him out cold. I take the dropped Sandwich and run away.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I punch Vyz and take the sandwich and then throw it over yonder, because I wanted to.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

<p>little did you know that i was over yonder</p>
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<p><span class=main>I take the sandwich using my <b>moccasin</b> gun</span> and aisle.</p>

 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

What is this tomfoolery. What is this unformatted, raw text in front of my eyes. I decide to blow you up with my mind powers. The Sandwich lands on the ground where you once stood.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The punch flung me so far that I run into the Sandwich midair. I grab it while flying past.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

My little birdie snatches the sandwich before Vyz can grab it, and drops it in my hand.

[strmblsd he/him]

i trip doomslug and then snag the sandwich as he is falling and put on a acme jetpack and fly off

[Keke They/he]

I gremlin sreatch and zoom up with my super strong jump and bite your jetpack

12 hours ago, strmblsd said:

i trip doomslug and then snag the sandwich as he is falling and put on a acme jetpack and fly off

 

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I get my own name-brand jetpack and take the sandwich from Strmblsd as he struggles to kick off Thee insane

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I surgebind the sandwich for sure.

[strmblsd he/him]

did you not get the reference with acme?

and i jump and grab the sandwich as it is flying and fly with it

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I shoot you out of the sky and take the sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Ker-zap! You get struck by lightning, forcing you to drop the sandwich. I swoop in out of my friend the Elsecaller's elsegate. The sandwich is Bing! in my hands as I walk down the hill and into the airport, get into a learjet and fly away like james bondsmith.