The Battle for the Sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I call up my friend Myalin (the Elsecaller) who Soulcasts your acid into blood, while you're confused as to what happened I Ironpull on the light post behind you, grabbing the Sandwich as I fly by and not breaking very many bones against the ground when I stop the Pull. Someone calls me an ambulance.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

20 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I call up my friend Myalin (the Elsecaller) who Soulcasts your acid into blood, while you're confused as to what happened I Ironpull on the light post behind you, grabbing the Sandwich as I fly by and not breaking very many bones against the ground when I stop the Pull. Someone calls me an ambulance.

“HEY! DONT DO THAT FLOPPING AMBULANCE!”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

13 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I, tempted but also having agreed to buy from Halcyon, buy from both of you, leaving me with six doses *evil cackle*

Night y’all

Fish was pleased. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 hours ago, DezaS said:

I call up my friend Myalin (the Elsecaller) who Soulcasts your acid into blood, while you're confused as to what happened I Ironpull on the light post behind you, grabbing the Sandwich as I fly by and not breaking very many bones against the ground when I stop the Pull. Someone calls me an ambulance.

That ambulance was driven by me, and I take the Sandwich after giving you morphine.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I slip some cookie powder into the morphine

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I replace the morphine with the blood, which turns out to be your own anyway.

[strmblsd he/him]

19 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

That ambulance was driven by me, and I take the Sandwich after giving you morphine.

i jump through the windshield of the ambulance hurting my leg (slightly ironic) and snag the sandwich and run

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I snag your leg, making you fall, then I snatch the Sandwich and jog off.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I... pass out in the ambulance. Waking up an hour later, I borrow an unsealed goldmind, which I use to heal up. I take the metalmind and run, stealing a car and chasing down @strmblsd

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Meanwhile, I knock Uninteligenius out with a 10-foot pole and steal the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I pluck broken windshield out of my skin and notice I don’t have the Sandwich, or my hostage. I sadly continue plucking out the glass.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Vyzkel said:

I pluck broken windshield out of my skin and notice I don’t have the Sandwich, or my hostage. I sadly continue plucking out the glass.

I magic all the glass away.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I magic all the glass away.

Including yourself.

I notice the glass (and Glass) is gone, so run over and vault myself over something cool and grab the Sandwich, continuing to do “parkour” over various objects.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

19 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Including yourself.

I notice the glass (and Glass) is gone, so run over and vault myself over something cool and grab the Sandwich, continuing to do “parkour” over various objects.

I am a sad ghost.

[strmblsd he/him]

4 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I am a sad ghost.

i use a spike to give you a new body

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

i use a spike to give you a new body

Yay! 

I wonder who you spiked.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Yay! 

I wonder who you spiked.

you are not supposed to  ask that

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I suspect strblsd used the cookie

 

I run away

 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

Just now, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I suspect strblsd used the cookie

 

I run away

 

I trip you when you aren’t looking.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

42 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

you are not supposed to  ask that

. . . Fair enough.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

34 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I trip you when you aren’t looking.

I stumble and fall to the ground, conveniently landing right next to the sandwich. I snatch it and continue running

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I stumble and fall to the ground, conveniently landing right next to the sandwich. I snatch it and continue running

I trip you again out of cruelty.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I trip whichever of Wrath’s personalities is currently active (unless I missed something? I haven’t seen them pop back up lately?) and chase after Doomslug.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

I have the light swich for the sun, so I turn it off and take the sandwich as the world ends

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I turn off the VR room @Pineap-spider is in and reveal they were in a simulation (as if they didn't know that already). The sandwich there isn't real of course.