The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

44 minutes ago, Pineap-spider said:

I have the light swich for the sun, so I turn it off and take the sandwich as the world ends

HEY, WELCOME BACK

I MISSED YOUUUUUU

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

20 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I trip you again out of cruelty.

I run you over with a tractor out of my very definitely good kind nature

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

HEY, WELCOME BACK

I MISSED YOUUUUUU

Thanks!

Slightly bewildered from the switch in realities, I upcast the best D&D 5e UA spell ever (Find Vehicle) and chase Doomslug with a Fiendish Apache Helicopter.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

Thanks!

Slightly bewildered from the switch in realities, I upcast the best D&D 5e UA spell ever (Find Vehicle) and chase Doomslug with a Fiendish Apache Helicopter.

>:O

heyy what did I ever do to you???

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I bring the Sandwich back from Ways to Get People to Avoid You Like the Plague

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

I steal the sandwich and run off with it. 

I wake up from a vivid dream including the sandwich, seeing strmblsd doing… something.

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

12 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

>:O

heyy what did I ever do to you???

did you not have the sandwich at the time?

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

5 hours ago, Pineap-spider said:

did you not have the sandwich at the time?

oh yeah good point

well

drehy has the sandwich now, so can you stop chasing me plz

[Pineap-spider Pineapple/Spider]

On 1/31/2025 at 2:07 PM, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

oh yeah good point

well

drehy has the sandwich now, so can you stop chasing me plz

good point

I stop chasing Doomslug and instead chase Drehy

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I chases everyone

He likes to do that

Also I uses a fishing pole to catch the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I run in and steal the Sandwich from I's fishing pole.

[Experience he/him]

I shoink the sandwich and feed it to @Edema Rue

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I slap it out of your hand before you do such a blasphemous thing and run away with the blessed Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I tackle Vyz and take the Sandwich because one is meant to jog not run when in presence of the holy Sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I disagree with your statement. I proceed to sprint towards you and swipe the Sandwich out of your hand.

[Edema Rue she/her]

1 hour ago, Experience said:

I shoink the sandwich and feed it to @Edema Rue

I am filled with unfathomable joy which is immediately followed by an even greater sadness.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I reconstitute the sandwich from a cell culture on Scadrial and it immediately gets a job as a carriage driver for a noble lawman. Also, the sandwich is a Dawnshard now.

[Experience he/him]

As the sandwich now holds the Dawnshard of Change, the sandwich becomes a hotdog.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I facepalm and sigh disappointedly, I look at the Sandwich and give it a good slap. What in the world were people thinking? Sandwiches can’t have free will. I chuckle to myself as I pick up the inanimate Sandwich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The Dawnshard was actually Exist, as in Exist in dazeS's possesion. I now bear that burden, but Skip to Canticle with the sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

18 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

I disagree with your statement. I proceed to sprint towards you and swipe the Sandwich out of your hand.

I start a holy war

16 hours ago, DezaS said:

The Dawnshard was actually Exist, as in Exist in dazeS's possesion. I now bear that burden, but Skip to Canticle with the sandwich.

I drain all your investiture

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

How, exactly, do you do that @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, DezaS said:

How, exactly, do you do that @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug?

*spikes*

Like that :D:D

*runs*

*cackles*

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Well, you've got the dawnshard now! I live peacefully on Canticle for, let's say, a couple months with the sandwich.

[Cookie Spren]

Because this is not against the rules;

I craft a device that gives a one use ability to allow me to obtain The Sandwich for 5 seconds and then it disappears to its original position. I use the device, obtaining The Sandwich then, I stab an atium hemalurgic spike into The Sandwich. And then The Sandwich returns to it's original position.

Also, this Atium spike is infused with the identity property. Which means, The Sandwich also has the identity of the atium spike's victim, which was a potato.

In conclusion, The Sandwich is also classified as The Potato because of its newfound Potato identity.

Edited February 4, 2025 by The Sly Cookie