The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

44 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

We decide to give up on pursuing I until we pull out our compasses which point to the Sandwich and they point right at I. We sail after I hoping to recapture him again.

Unfortunately I has strong legs, and manages to outswim even the fastest of boats. In fact, he wins multiple boat races whilst still outswimming them.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I, frustrated, decide to end this problem and I fly down with my helicbopter and pick I out the the ocean and shake him upside to try and get the sandwich out

I = me

I = I

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I shoot your helicopter out of the sky with a cannonball.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

13 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I has a special tummy

Ah okay

Looking at the compass, then I, I start to come up with an idea to get the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

12 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I shoot your helicopter out of the sky with a cannonball.

I catch the cannonball and throw it back at you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

14 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I catch the cannonball and throw it back at you

I duck. Then I throw a duck at you.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

20 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I duck. Then I throw a duck at you.

I befriend the duck and brag about getting free eggs

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I use the duck to get me the Egg Salad Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

i throw a sandwich at the sandwich and grab them both not knowing which is which

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I throw a bucket full of Dihydrogen monoxide (hee hee hee) at Strmblsd and grab The sandwich because no mere mortal sandwich would become wet, then start running.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I nonchalantly stick out my foot and trip you, taking the Sandwich from your hands as you fall.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I throw dimethylmercury at you a steal the sandwich 

[All_Mighty_Juice Royal Grand Exalted Highness]

I face plant into the ground but am able to grab Vyzkel's leg and hold on. For no reason

Edited February 20, 2025 by All_Mighty_Juice

[Unintelligenius he/him]

20 hours ago, Limited_empathy said:

I throw dimethylmercury at you a steal the sandwich 

I throw air at you and steal the sandwich. Then I fly to Mars.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

7 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I throw air at you and steal the sandwich. Then I fly to Mars.

I follow you to mars, on a rickety old bike

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Limited_empathy said:

I follow you to mars, on a rickety old bike

Both of  you miss mars and end up on Braize. I enter Shadesmar and go to Braize. It is easy to find the bead for the sandwich in the mass of obsidian, so I take it and manifest it. I now have the Cognitive sandwich.

Edited February 20, 2025 by DezaS

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I jump to Mars and this time don't miss, with the real Sandwich in hand.

[strmblsd he/him]

i shoot my new and improved death star at mars

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I look on from shadesmar and realise: "That's no phobos"!

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

23 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i shoot my new and improved death star at mars

Does the Death Star look like a potato like phobos?

ah, alas I pull up in my death sun 

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I launch a missile with no guidance or propulsion systems down an exhaust vent currently shooting a large amount of material into space at a 90-degree angle to said vent. In the ensuing CGI explosion, I swoop in riding a space whale and take the Sandwich.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

9 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I launch a missile with no guidance or propulsion systems down an exhaust vent currently shooting a large amount of material into space at a 90-degree angle to said vent. In the ensuing CGI explosion, I swoop in riding a space whale and take the Sandwich.

Alas the death sun has anti missile weapons

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

1 minute ago, Limited_empathy said:

Alas the death sun has anti missile weapons

Actually, I was referring to the Death Star, as the Death Sun has not yet taken possession of the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 2/21/2025 at 1:40 PM, NerdyAarakocra said:

I launch a missile with no guidance or propulsion systems down an exhaust vent currently shooting a large amount of material into space at a 90-degree angle to said vent. In the ensuing CGI explosion, I swoop in riding a space whale and take the Sandwich.

I swoop in on a vine and grab the Sandwich and shove you off the whale then ride off towards Saturn.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Jerome betrays you and swings in on another vine and takes the sandwich and gives it to me