The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

transporting to and from the dreamscape transports body too, so I am free to roam where ever I please and I take the sandwich

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I shoot @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug with the Fr*nch-ifier and take the sandwhich while you are in a state of confusion.

Edited March 2, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

2 hours ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I shoot @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug with the French-ifier and take the sandwhich while you are in a state of confusion.

Language! Call it Fr*nch!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

19 minutes ago, dezaS said:

Language! Call it Fr*nch!

Sorry

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I shoot @Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug with the Fr*nch-ifier and take the sandwhich while you are in a state of confusion.

I bomb the state of confusion then grab the Sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, I live in the state of Denial. Ignoring everything that just happened, I steal the sandwich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

12 minutes ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

Fortunately, I live in the state of Denial

I correct your spelling to Denali. You collapse with altitude sickness and I steal the sandwich with an oxygen mask.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

8 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I correct your spelling to Denali. You collapse with altitude sickness and I steal the sandwich with an oxygen mask.

I cut off your oxygen tank and steal the sandwhich 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

7 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I cut off your oxygen tank and steal the sandwhich 

Of course, the oxygen deprivation takes several hours to actually cause effects, so I draw my shardblade and ruin your hand with it, and then I use Progression to heal you with stormlight, sneaking away with the sandwich while you battle my illusions made with Illumination.

Edited March 2, 2025 by dezaS
I don't want to actually cause him harm if I can avoid it to keep my morally good bonus

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, dezaS said:

Of course, the oxygen deprivation takes several hours to actually cause effects, so I draw my shardblade and cut off your hand with it, and then I use Progression to heal you with stormlight, sneaking away with the sandwich while you battle my illusions made with Illumination.

I summon my own illusions using illumination, then I chase after you and take the sandwich then go to make new secret base.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

You take an illusion of the sandwich, from an illusion of me, which poofs away in your hands while I am flying away in my invisible jet which I don't make visible again until i'm out of sight

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Your invisible jet pack is actually me but lightweaved so I cut off your legs then steal the sandwhich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

7 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Your invisible jet pack is actually me but lightweaved so I cut off your legs then steal the sandwhich.

...how are you flying?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, dezaS said:

...how are you flying?

Magic cuz I’m sigma

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Magic cuz I’m sigma

...no your not so you crash and I grab the sandwich and run

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

9 minutes ago, dezaS said:

...no your not so you crash and I grab the sandwich and run

You see I put a flamethrower in the sandwich so it  burned you to a crisp, and I steal the sandwhich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 minute ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

You see I put a flamethrower in the sandwich so it  burned you to a crisp, and I steal the sandwhich.

Ha! Funny illusion you got there. Now I'm in a Urithiruing rage and have no qualms about severing your brainstem with a double hack from my shardblade to get the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pull out a wand, wave it, and say bipity, bopity, boo. Then the Sandwich falls into my hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

"magic doesn't work that way!" I yell then the sandwich falls into my hands

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab it from you and then jump onto a cow and fly away.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

I grow a huge field of lush green grass, thereby distracting the cow. I deck you and take the sandwich. I disguise myself as an elderly man and hide in a large crowd in a nearby village.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

Le t   M e   H e l p   Y o u

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

2 hours ago, WhiteHairedDrifter said:

I grow a huge field of lush green grass, thereby distracting the cow. I deck you and take the sandwich. I disguise myself as an elderly man and hide in a large crowd in a nearby village.

but it was all a dream

I deck Tell out of the sky and take the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the deck from Doomslug and deal the cards. "Lets play blackjack, whoever wins gets the Sandwich" I say. As everyone nods their heads in agreement and amazement at my pure genius I grab the Sandwich from Doomslug and run away.

[𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖊]

You trip over a pebble and fall, dropping the sandwich over a cliff where it falls into the hands of an elderly man...

11 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

but it was all a dream

I deck Tell out of the sky and take the sandwich

I forgot you had to bold it, okay. I've been gone for like six months, give me a break maaaaan.