The Battle for the Sandwich

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I scam the old man into giving me the sandwich 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I con you into giving me the sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I legallly and morally and awesomely and goodly take the sandwich from you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I illegally, imorally, unawesomely, and ungoodly take the Sandwich from you.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I illegally, imorally, unawesomely, and ungoodly take the Sandwich from you.

I legally call the skybreakers back who beat some law into you. Also I invoke some old forgotten law which makes them turn over the sandwich to me

skybreakers are so fun

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

3 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I legally call the skybreakers back who beat some law into you. Also I invoke some old forgotten law which makes them turn over the sandwich to me

skybreakers are so fun

I tell the skybreakers you jay walkers, and take the sandwich as they arrest you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being Adonalsium, wave my hand and all the skybreakers poof away. Then I snap my fingers and the Sandwich appears into my hand. I cover the Sandwich in an impenetrable forcefield.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I, being Adonalsium, wave my hand and all the skybreakers poof away. Then I snap my fingers and the Sandwich appears into my hand. I cover the Sandwich in an impenetrable forcefield.

You, being Adonalsium, are dead, but will remember our plight eventually just to say euugh you guys stink

But anyway you're dead and I have the sandwich because dawnshards

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I give the (WAT Spoilers)

Spoiler

Shard of Honor to Taravaganian after slightly altering its Intent, forcing you to give up your Dawnshards and

setting the stage for The Sunlit Man, causing you to be without your Dawnshards and have no defenses for the Sandwich. I steal it with a grappling hook.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I steal your grappling hook then grapple hook the sandwich for myself

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I set off an air horn remotely in the other room. The c h a o s that ensues is great, so I sneak up on you and grab the sandwich while you are investigating.

I then proceed to go the distance.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

DISTANCE IS MY MIDDLE NAME- OR WHATEVER THATS SUPPOSED TO MEAN anyway I JUMP YOU AND TAKE THE SANDWICH

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I place a needle right where you land then grab the Sandwich as you yelp in surprise.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I will myself into becoming the sandwich and walk myself away 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I ignore you because the rules clearly state that the sandwich cannot be replaced.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich and jump off a cliff and land in a foam pit.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

The form pit drags you in deeper and deeper, and while you struggle to escape i steal the sandhwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Jerome grabs the Sandwich then jumps into the foam pit and ends up beside me, sitting in our secret base.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I build an army of pickle bots and send them out into the world to find the sandwich. I find your secret base, bust down the door in a cool fashion and take the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, being awed at how you knocked down the door in a cool fashion, can do nothing but stare in surprise. But then I pull out my ray gun, and a few seconds and a grappling hook later I once again have the Sandwich in my hand.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Frustrated, I let out a cry of anger which knocks you off your feet and I take the Sandwich and escape while you are stunned.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I follow this thread so I can actually remember to post here because I have bad memory.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I chase after Doomslug and throw a banana in front of her then wait for her to slip.

Edited March 9, 2025 by Uninteligenius
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[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I set up a bear trap in your path, which you run into, so I take the sandwich.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

1 minute ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

I set up a bear trap in your path, which you run into, so I take the sandwich.

I conjure an invisible wall in your path, which you run into, so I take the sandwich and climb to the top of the invisible wall, making it look like I'm levitating.