The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

...because you sneeze. 

Hey,  I've only sneezed like

30 times

[Vyzkel He/Him]

55 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

aw . . .

I hit the ground at terminal velocity and die

AGAIN?!?!?

I face palm with my now empty hand.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Hey,  I've only sneezed like

30 times

*snorts*

I demand a gourmet dinner. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

AGAIN?!?!?

I face palm with my now empty hand.

I debate whether or not to haunt you again.

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

*snorts*

I demand a gourmet dinner. 

Okie

*makes gourmet dinner*

There

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I debate whether or not to haunt you again.

Okie

*makes gourmet dinner*

There

Yay! 

I tie up my mother and my father at chairs at the table, plus my stepfather @Dabi and my two sons @whirtescudhim and @KnightSkye. 

Okie! Eat! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay! 

I tie up my mother and my father at chairs at the table, plus my stepfather @Dabi and my two sons @whirtescudhim and @KnightSkye. 

Okie! Eat! 

*is a ghost*

*floats away*

ehehehehehe

[Existential]

8 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay! 

I tie up my mother and my father at chairs at the table, plus my stepfather @Dabi and my two sons @whirtescudhim and @KnightSkye. 

Okie! Eat! 

 

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*is a ghost*

*floats away*

ehehehehehe

Why was I summoned here

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Dabi said:

 

Why was I summoned here

no idea

Wheeeeeeee.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

34 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*is a ghost*

*floats away*

ehehehehehe

*is sad purely to guilt trip mother

and also because is sad mother does not want the yummy meal*

27 minutes ago, Dabi said:

 

Why was I summoned here

Eat the gourmet food!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*is sad purely to guilt trip mother

and also because is sad mother does not want the yummy meal*

Eat the gourmet food!!

well I can't eat it

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

well I can't eat it

I could unghost you

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

4 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I could unghost you

. . . no . . .

*floats away quickly*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

The dinner distracts everyone while I take the Sandwich

Edited March 20, 2025 by Vyzkel
I DIDNT MEAN THAT

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

The dinner distracts everyone while I eat the Sandwich

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOOOOOO

NOOOOOOO

NOOOO

NO

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

11 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I debate whether or not to haunt you again.

Okie

*makes gourmet dinner*

There

oh I thought you were gonna make the food chicken nuggets cuz nuggalanche

2 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

The dinner distracts everyone while I eat the Sandwich

I gasp in absolute horror and run Vyz over with a truck before he can take a bite.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I gasp in absolute horror and run Vyz over with a truck before he can take a bite.

... and I swoop down and nab the sandwich and stuff it and Doomslug into two separate sacks. I drop the one containing Doomslug (being sure to check it's the right one) in a lava pit and take the sandwich to my Über§ecret ßase® in the Cascade Mountains via a small aircraft. I don't file a flight plan so you all can't track me, and because the weather is good I don't even need to make an emergency landing this time!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

36 minutes ago, dezaS said:

... and I swoop down and nab the sandwich and stuff it and Doomslug into two separate sacks. I drop the one containing Doomslug (being sure to check it's the right one) in a lava pit and take the sandwich to my Über§ecret ßase® in the Cascade Mountains via a small aircraft. I don't file a flight plan so you all can't track me, and because the weather is good I don't even need to make an emergency landing this time!

ehhhhhh are you sure you checked?? Cuz the sack Dezas grabbed was actually the one with the sandwich in it but the sandwich can't be destroyed so now its sitting in the bottom of a volcano. I laugh in elsecaller

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I use my lava scuba gear and grab the Sandwich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I kick Doomslug out of my lab and get her stuck in Shadesmar and running from angerspren

I go to Hawaii and grab the sandwich out of Vyzkel's possession in the Hawaiian lava pit.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . no . . .

*floats away quickly*

I am sad and renounce civilization to live in the jungle. 

39 minutes ago, dezaS said:

I kick Doomslug out of my lab and get her stuck in Shadesmar and running from angerspren

I go to Hawaii and grab the sandwich out of Vyzkel's possession in the Hawaiian lava pit.

I become your sidekick parrot. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

I kick Doomslug out of my lab and get her stuck in Shadesmar and running from angerspren

I go to Hawaii and grab the sandwich out of Vyzkel's possession in the Hawaiian lava pit.

I project a cosmic sense of space and attract a starspren, which carries me to safety, I poof back into the physical realm behind you and whack you with a baseball bat

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 hours ago, Bird Furious said:

I am sad and renounce civilization to live in the jungle. 

I come with you

NUGGELANCHE :D:D

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I come with you

NUGGELANCHE :D:D

YAY 

*squeezes*

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I throw a toothbrush at dezaS and hit him on the head, knocking him out. I take the Sandwich from his unconscious body.

Edited March 20, 2025 by Vyzkel

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I stand up. 

GET OUT OF MY SWAMP

I say, getting you out of my swamp and taking the sandwich.

 

All Star by smash mouth plays.

Edited March 20, 2025 by dezaS