The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I chuck a thermonuclear bomb at Uninteligenius.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

40 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

I chuck a thermonuclear bomb at Uninteligenius.

I catch and eat it

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The nuke didn't work, until I handed it to you and took of the sandwich and got the storms out of there

Edited March 17, 2025 by dezaS

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I hold a dinner party at my fortress on the south sandwich islands. Cultists only! Gingers allowed only if part of one of the cults in my sig.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Skybreakers in shardplate come to your party and see everyone who's there without proper immigration paperwork.

This is accurately them \|/

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and turn the sandwich over to the authorities, who are in my metaphorical pocket.

[strmblsd he/him]

1 hour ago, dezaS said:

Skybreakers in shardplate come to your party and see everyone who's there without proper immigration paperwork.

This is accurately them \|/

                                                  V 

and turn the sandwich over to the authorities, who are in my metaphorical pocket.

i who is also metaphorically in your pocket climb out of it with the sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I pull out the required paperwork from my literal pocket and present it to the Skybreakers which, upon seeing the crisp documents, decide that I am the law. I use the law to steal the sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use the steal to law the Sandwich.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Congratulations! The sandwich is now against the law. Anyone going for it will have to fight off cops or Skybreakers!

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Since I am the law, I make the Sandwich legal for only me, steal it, and hide

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I hire a really good lawyer, gain the rights to the Sandwich from @Doomslug the Arcane in court, and send the cops and Skybreakers after him to retrieve the Sandwich.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

9 hours ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I hire a really good lawyer, gain the rights to the Sandwich from @Doomslug the Arcane in court, and send the cops and Skybreakers after him to retrieve the Sandwich.

The sandwich might be legal for you now, but I am still the Law and the Skybreakers are still under my command. However, because I'm super nice and kind and smart and awesome and wonderful I offer to sell the sandwich to you for 1000000 BEU

btw I'm a she

Edited March 18, 2025 by Doomslug the Arcane

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

5 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

The sandwich might be legal for you now, but I am still the Law and the Skybreakers are still under my command. However, because I'm super nice and kind and smart and awesome and wonderful I offer to sell the sandwich to you for 1000000 BEU

 

I masquerade as him HER and buy it; you now have the Feel dawnshard, and you owe me 1458303 BEU in change. I also have the sandwich

edit me stupid

Edited March 18, 2025 by dezaS

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I pat Doomslug on the back, I knowing her actual gender. Then I take the Sandwich and run away like Jack Sparrow.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I choose not to refund Dezas, and run after Vyz with my newly acquired Dawnshard, charged with divine emotions and power cuz uh, dawnshard stuff ig idk I'm not big in theorylorestuff. 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I hire the night brigade to get me the sandwich for the promise that they can keep the dawnshard when they catch you.

You better run, better run, outrun my gun!

 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I present the Night Brigade with compelling evidence that I gave the Dawnshard to you, when in reality, I still have it. They believe me wholeheartedly and come hunting for you.

 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, eating my sandwich, see the Sandwich and, throwing away my boring sandwich, run after Doomslug.

[strmblsd he/him]

I run after vyz 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I run after Strmblsd running after Vyz because this is like a cartoon scene in real life and cartoons are fun.

[Keke They/he]

42 minutes ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I run after Strmblsd running after Vyz because this is like a cartoon scene in real life and cartoons are fun.

I spawn in bc im bored cause all my rp friends are offline. So i logically drop ten anvils on ur head

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

The night brigade catches me, and realizes I don't have the dawnshard. They let me go, and they are all the more angry at @Doomslug the Arcane for tricking them. Her skybreakers are missing.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

15 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I run after Strmblsd running after Vyz because this is like a cartoon scene in real life and cartoons are fun.

The resulting circle of running confuses the Night Brigade enough for them to leave. I steal the Sandwich after they leave.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

The resulting circle of running confuses the Night Brigade enough for them to leave. I steal the Sandwich after they leave.

*clap clapclap*

I give you cake for getting rid of NB

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

That cake was the sandwich, and I was posing as Vyzkel.

Nuff said