The Battle for the Sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I offer to buy your pickle-tracker

I sell it to you, but I warn that I have a disruptor that will initiate a self-destruct if it is used to spy on me without my personal password. What I don't tell you is that I still also have full control over it via my hackery backdoor.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I eat a couple pickles. Then I eat the sun in order to supercharge my summoning powers, which I use to teleport the Sandwich right into my hands.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

13 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I eat a couple pickles. Then I eat the sun in order to supercharge my summoning powers, which I use to teleport the Sandwich right into my hands.

 I send the pickle bot to steal the sandwich, however, in the process it got bonked on the head a few too many times, causing the hackery to stop working and I install the pickle a unwavering loyalty to The Cult of the Sandwich and The Cult of the STick

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I hire 1000 mercenaries to go steal the sandwich 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

16 hours ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I install the pickle a unwavering loyalty to The Cult of the Sandwich and The Cult of the Stick

The pickle is protecting the sandwich from everyone, including Doompity here. It will not give it up until it is defeated.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 hours ago, Me Insane said:

The pickle is protecting the sandwich from everyone, including Doompity here. It will not give it up until it is defeated.

l lock the pickle in my secret vault in my fortress on the south sandwich islands

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

l lock the pickle in my secret vault in my fortress on the south sandwich islands

It breaks out with its laser and brings the sandwich with it (it is inside the sandwich so they can't be separated by most means)

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich and spray it with unpicklestuff spray so that the pickle and Sandwich are now separate. I then slide the Sandwich into my back pocket and dropkick the pickle to space.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Uninteligenius said:

I then slide the Sandwich into my back pocket and dropkick the pickle to space.

I catch up with you and nab the sandwich. When you protest, I put the sandwich in my bag and draw my two shardblades (one living {Noda the Mistspren} and one deadeyed {the Stormfather}) and intimidate you away. The pickle, however, has other ideas. Coming back from space, it uses its hypercompressed poison gas (that it was saving for later) to propel itself back to the sandwich at near-relativistic velocities. There is now a large crater. Me in my shardplate, protecting @Uninteligenius too, we survive, but the pickle has forcefully reunited with the sandwich and is carrying it off to the secret pickle lair.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I sneak behind  DezaS- I mean @Me Insane, turn my Shardblade into one of the extendo grabbers things and steal the sandwich 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I thank @Me Insane for their protection then yoink the Sandwich from सत्य हेर्ने and nuke the secret pickle lair.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I tie up  @Uninteligenius and take the sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

"Wow, is that Nikliasorm?" I cry. While you are distracted, I depickle the sandwich (and take it with me). The pickle tracker that falls out I put into an unobtanium/aluminum alloy box and bring to my base, where I proceed to destroy it.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I break out of my bonds, blow up critically insane's base, then start searching the ruins for the Sandwich.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I use my sandwich-finder-3000 to locate the sandwich before @Uninteligenius and run to my secret base

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

Turns out I was hiding inyour secret base, and I jump you and take the sandwich

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

you actually took the sandwich from a stature of me while I was hiding in the bushes! I trip you tie you up, then use super glue, tape, and lashings to stick the sandwich to my hand.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use a katana and my super skilled ninja skills to cut the Sandwich off of your hand then I disappear in a cloud of smoke.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Actually that sandwich was lightweaved I have the real one in my pocket.

Spoiler

This games feels like when you five and you keep giving your person power ups so you don’t lose the game.

 

[strmblsd he/him]

15 hours ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Actually that sandwich was lightweaved I have the real one in my pocket.

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This games feels like when you five and you keep giving your person power ups so you don’t lose the game.

 

Spoiler

you just lost the game

and a banana falls on your head

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

8 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

a banana falls on your head

That banana is actually some of my other friend Vaxlasrota the Sleepless. They don't want the sandwich (because what would they do with it? They're a sleepless!) but they are short of cash, so I hired them to get me the sandwich.

So anyway, the banana splits into a cloud of bugs and crawls into thine pocket, truthwatcher and takes the sandwich from thy pontificable clutches.

Edited February 28, 2025 by Critically insane

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I slip into dreamscape to escape my bindings then reappear next to insane and steal the sandwich, taking it to the dreamscape

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

you can't slip into appear next to insane and steal the sandwich, because you are bound

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I pick up a really big magnet and it pulls the Sandwich to me. Then I stand there as I try to figure out how to get the Sandwich of the really big magnet.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

I summon my shard blade and cut of the piece of the magnet holding a sandwhich and run away