The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I cuts into the jet, and as everything is ripped out he grabs the Sandwich. Then he jumps from the plane without a parachute for dramatic effect.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

But of course, since I'm James Bondsmith, I don't need a parachute. I use an Adhesion lashing as I touch the plane and climb into the cockpit.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I pull a Kimmalynn and snipe the plane out of the sky

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I pull a Kimmalynn and snipe the plane out of the sky

I Ironpull the bullet and it strikes my arm instead of the plane. Ouch! I cry out, managing to hang onto the Sandwich. I remove the aluminum bullet with tweezers, gritting against the pain, and heal with stormlight. Only then do I realize the pilot is flying into a highstorm.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I jump out of the highstorm and crash through the glass windshield of the plane and take the Sandwich, then jump back out into the highstorm while the plane falls through the sky.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

3 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I jump out of the highstorm and crash through the glass windshield of the plane and take the Sandwich, then jump back out into the highstorm while the plane falls through the sky.

Who do you think I'm bonded to as James Bondsmith? I ride the highstorm and chase after you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I fall through the sky and hope that I'll survive.

[strmblsd he/him]

i go into my good ol classic hidie hole

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

I thought this was for a sandwich 

now I am scared

[Vyzkel He/Him]

17 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i go into my good ol classic hidie hole

I applaud you for consistency. I, too, am consistent, so I consistently get closer to the Sandwich, eventually reaching it and taking from Unintelligenius.

Just now, Limited_empathy said:

I thought this was for a sandwich 

now I am scared

Oh no it is, but it’s a very important Sandwich.

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

What kind

 

Also why are we sniping things out of the sky

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

40 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

What kind

 

Also why are we sniping things out of the sky

I’m pretty sure it’s to get the sandwhich

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

10 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I’m pretty sure it’s to get the sandwhich

Yes but what kind of sandwich is it 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 minute ago, Limited_empathy said:

Yes but what kind of sandwich is it 

The best

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I applaud you for consistency. I, too, am consistent, so I consistently get closer to the Sandwich, eventually reaching it and taking from Unintelligenius.

1 hour ago, Limited_empathy said:

But the storm catches up to you and I swoop down, grab the sandwich, and dive through a perpendicularity which promptly dissapears.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

15 minutes ago, Limited_empathy said:

Yes but what kind of sandwich is it 

Feel free to reference the first post for that info.

1 minute ago, DezaS said:

But the storm catches up to you and I swoop down, grab the sandwich, and dive through a perpendicularity which promptly dissapears.

I watch sadly as the Sandwich disappears into the clouds.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I jump into the perpendicularity before it disappears, chasing after Dezas for the sanwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I also hope through the perpendicularity before it closes, and while Doomslug is chasing after the sanwich, I take the Sandwich from DezaS.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

I takes the Sandwich from Uninteligenius, and eats it without destroying it, storing it in his stomach.

Then he takes a flight to the Bahamas and begins illegally downloading Enya albums so that he's a pirate of the Caribbean. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I takes the Sandwich from Uninteligenius, and eats it without destroying it, storing it in his stomach.

Then he takes a flight to the Bahamas and begins illegally downloading Enya albums so that he's a pirate of the Caribbean. 

I chuckle at the pun because I was going to the Bahamas to relax and noticed you, but I didn’t do anything because I couldn’t see the Sandwich.

wait… I is now on a timer, because his stomach acid would eventually start decomposing the Sandwich, which means something bad is gonna happen to him.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hire Captain Jack Sparrow and we capture I on our ship. We then furiously pat I down for the sandwich. Then when we don't find it we throw him overboard.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

13 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I chuckle at the pun because I was going to the Bahamas to relax and noticed you, but I didn’t do anything because I couldn’t see the Sandwich.

wait… I is now on a timer, because his stomach acid would eventually start decomposing the Sandwich, which means something bad is gonna happen to him.

I has a special tummy

Just now, Uninteligenius said:

I hire Captain Jack Sparrow and we capture I on our ship. We then furiously pat I down for the sandwich. Then when we don't find it we throw him overboard.

I can swim

Gladly

[Unintelligenius he/him]

Just now, Ancient Elantrian said:

I has a special tummy

I can swim

Gladly

Seeing I easily swim away makes us sad so we recapture I, chain an anchor to I's foot, and then throw I overboard again.

[Through the Living Elan He/Him]

1 minute ago, Uninteligenius said:

Seeing I easily swim away makes us sad so we recapture I, chain an anchor to I's foot, and then throw I overboard again.

I has very strong legs, so he keeps swimming dragging the anchor behind him.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

51 minutes ago, Ancient Elantrian said:

I has very strong legs, so he keeps swimming dragging the anchor behind him.

We decide to give up on pursuing I until we pull out our compasses which point to the Sandwich and they point right at I. We sail after I hoping to recapture him again.