The Battle for the Sandwich

[BlueWildRye he/him]

53 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As I said, in Soviet Rugsia, rug eat you.

And good thing I’m not a carpet. 

With my magic skills, I transfigure you into a fine silk carpet.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I land and break both my legs, still holding the Sandwich.

Edited January 25, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

As I said, in Soviet Rugsia, rug eat you.

And good thing I’m not a carpet. 

I start a revolution and soviet rugsia collapses

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

I start a revolution and soviet rugsia collapses

I send my Roman legion after you, for defecting.

Yall know where the title Czar comes from?

Edited January 25, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 hour ago, Vyzkel said:

I land and break both my legs, still holding the Sandwich.

I heal you and leave.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

I take the sandwich and assassinate the leader of the roman legion

[BlueWildRye he/him]

19 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I send my Roman legion after you, for defecting.

Yall know where the title Czar comes from?

 

16 hours ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

I take the sandwich and assassinate the leader of the roman legion

I send the Praetorian Guard after you, but they just assassinate me instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Roman_emperors_murdered_by_the_Praetorian_Guard

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

2 minutes ago, BlueWildRye said:

 

I send the Praetorian Guard after you, but they just assassinate me instead.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Roman_emperors_murdered_by_the_Praetorian_Guard

Yep! They fancied themselves like… the 3rd Roman empire?

Byzantine was a similar thing

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Yep! They fancied themselves like… the 3rd Roman empire?

Byzantine was a similar thing

I think they must have been the 4th or 5th Roman empire, because literally EVERYBODY thought they were the continuation of Rome.

Spoiler

1. Rome

2. Byzantium

3. Holy Roman Empire

4. Ottoman Empire

5. Russian Empire

6. F*scist Italy

Or something to that effect.

 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 minute ago, BlueWildRye said:

I think they must have been the 4th or 5th Roman empire, because literally EVERYBODY thought they were the continuation of Rome.

  Hide contents

1. Rome

2. Byzantium

3. Holy Roman Empire

4. Ottoman Empire

5. Russian Empire

6. F*scist Italy

Or something to that effect.

 

O yea

its been a while since WHAP (world history ap) [I just like that acronym]

Edited January 26, 2025 by SpiritOfWrath

[BlueWildRye he/him]

Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

O yea

its been a while since WHAP (world history ap) [I just like that acronym]

I whap Spirit of Wrath on the head just for fun.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

1 hour ago, BlueWildRye said:

I whap Spirit of Wrath on the head just for fun.

I join you in whaping wrath

while I'm at it, I whap Vyz too

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Whaping sounds fun. I join in.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I whap the sandwich through time and space back into my possession.

[lilmage99 She/Her]

Hey, I uh, heard there was some kind of S-sandwich here?

*Looks around suspiciously* 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

"Hey!" I cry, landing on the ground beside you and cracking the stone beneath my feet.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I speed by with the Sandwich oi stole from Nerd.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I wonder whats up with the austrailan accent

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Oi’m branchin’ out, mate.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

5 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Oi’m branchin’ out, mate.

I spend about 5 minutes searching Spirit of Wrath's About Me trying to figure out which alter ego he is.

Is that not the color you use for the eldritch persona?

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

7 hours ago, BlueWildRye said:

I spend about 5 minutes searching Spirit of Wrath's About Me trying to figure out which alter ego he is.

Is that not the color you use for the eldritch persona?

Yep!

[strmblsd he/him]

i decide i want to go skydiving

[Unintelligenius he/him]

59 minutes ago, strmblsd said:

i decide i want to go skydiving

I push you out of an airplane without a parachute.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

He lands on my AP world history homework (get WHAP'd)!

[strmblsd he/him]

4 minutes ago, DezaS said:

He lands on my AP world history homework (get WHAP'd)!

i cry because i had just barely left my ap world history