The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Uhhh idk yet 

Haven’t decided

hehehe okay

*gives cheesecake*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

hehehe okay

*gives cheesecake*

How about a nice Egyptian collar necklace? 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

How about a nice Egyptian collar necklace? 

Is is authentic?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Teren runs away with the sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I step on Teren, being a giant somehow.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Is is authentic?

Ofc! 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Ofc! 

. . .

Sounds good! 

How did you manage to steal it from the museum?

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I run in and grab the Sandwich from Teren's remains. I also build a force field around me so Glass can't step on me.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

21 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . .

Sounds good! 

How did you manage to steal it from the museum?

I didn't! I made it by hand

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I didn't! I made it by hand

Aw, even better

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Teren's decoy, who had the sandwich got stepped on, Teren force field hops using bend-alloy, slaps you (you don't even get the honor of getting punched), and takes the sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Aw, even better

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Teren makes it to a house with a nice rug, with the sandwich of course. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I, coincidentally being in the same house as you, trip on the rug, spilling my hot steaming cup of indescribable sludge all over the rug. The rug is no longer nice.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Dang, y’all have been busy…

I sneak into the house in the dead of night and steal Sandwich, only stopping to hear the now-not-nice rug insult me. A small tear runs down my cheek as I run out of the house and into the night.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

10 hours ago, AltonicKeys said:

I, coincidentally being in the same house as you, trip on the rug, spilling my hot steaming cup of indescribable sludge all over the rug. The rug is no longer nice.

I, as the rug, shall SHOW NO MERCY!

I slay thee.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

こんにちは、私の名前はテレンです。私の敷物を台無しにしてしまうので、これ以上生きてほしくないのです

[BlueWildRye he/him]

私は敷物を食べます。

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

In Soviet Rugsia, rug eat you.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

4 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

In Soviet Rugsia, rug eat you.

I pull the Sandwich out of the rug in an impressive stunt, then ride away on a magic carpet rug.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I quickly grab the run and yank the rug backwards, pulling it out from under you. I leap up and grab the Sandwich while you’re falling and only then do I notice I’m falling too.

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I pull out a parachute and punch Vyzkel in the face.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I, as the rug, eat both of you.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

我，地毯大师，午餐吃掉所有地毯

Edited January 25, 2025 by Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

16 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

我，地毯大师，午餐吃掉所有地毯

As I said, in Soviet Rugsia, rug eat you.

And good thing I’m not a carpet.