The Battle for the Sandwich

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I cry louder because I have ap world history in 5 minutes

[strmblsd he/him]

6 minutes ago, DezaS said:

I cry louder because I have ap world history in 5 minutes

i laugh becasue i played uno no mercy in my class while we were supposed to be watching a video today

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

20 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I speed by with the Sandwich oi stole from Nerd.

After searching for a while to find the most recent post to mention the Sandwich,

I do an extravagant cartwheel-flip-thing and land on the back of Spirit's vehicle, or whatever he's speeding by on, and SNATCH the Sandwich from his hands! I quickly do a little victory jig, then jump off of the bridge that we so conveniently happen to be riding over! Good thing I have a parachute.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

32 minutes ago, Sequence said:

After searching for a while to find the most recent post to mention the Sandwich,

I do an extravagant cartwheel-flip-thing and land on the back of Spirit's vehicle, or whatever he's speeding by on, and SNATCH the Sandwich from his hands! I quickly do a little victory jig, then jump off of the bridge that we so conveniently happen to be riding over! Good thing I have a parachute.

Good thing I don’t have the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Because I have the Sandwich.

I have the Sandwich.

[strmblsd he/him]

41 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Because I have the Sandwich.

I have the Sandwich.

i jump towards you

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, strmblsd said:

i jump towards you

I catch and hug you and give you a muffin.

[strmblsd he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

I catch and hug you and give you a muffin.

i get very happy! and eat the muffin in 3 bites

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Aw! How cute! While you're both distracted, I sneakily slip the Sandwich from the Living Glass's grasp and sneak away... And then apologize to @SpiritOfWrath

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Sequence said:

Aw! How cute! While you're both distracted, I sneakily slip the Sandwich from the Living Glass's grasp and sneak away... And then apologize to @SpiritOfWrath

You can just call me Glass, if you'd like

I sneeze all over you.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 hour ago, Sequence said:

Aw! How cute! While you're both distracted, I sneakily slip the Sandwich from the Living Glass's grasp and sneak away... And then apologize to @SpiritOfWrath

Hehehhe

you shud check my about me

That wud clarify things with the name

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

While Sequence is distracted reading SpiritOfWrath's About Me page, I steal the sandwich.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Teren punches @NerdyAarakocra with the Ice Gauntlet and takes the sandwich

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

And then I clobber you with the Wood Club and snag the Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

And then I clobber you with the Wood Club and snag the Sandwich.

“Would you be interested in chemical warfare?” Fish calls from her stall. 

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

6 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Would you be interested in chemical warfare?” Fish calls from her stall. 

“Absolutely! How do you mean?” *while still clobbering Penguin to keep him from taking the Sandwich back*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

“Absolutely! How do you mean?” *while still clobbering Penguin to keep him from taking the Sandwich back*

“I’m very good at chemical warfare. As you can see, I sell chemical weapons.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“I’m very good at chemical warfare. As you can see, I sell chemical weapons.”

“Excellent! Whatcha got?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

“Excellent! Whatcha got?”

“Acids, corrosives, explosives, name it.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

“Any hydrochloric acid?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

11 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

“Any hydrochloric acid?”

“‘Course.”

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

“Excellent! Two doses, please!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

“Excellent! Two doses, please!”

I appear out of nowhere and offer you twice as much for half the price.

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

I, tempted but also having agreed to buy from Halcyon, buy from both of you, leaving me with six doses *evil cackle*

Night y’all

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

I, tempted but also having agreed to buy from Halcyon, buy from both of you, leaving me with six doses *evil cackle*

Night y’all

See ya, Arkansas

I giggle and vanish.