The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I stare at all the blood, not happy.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I stare at all the blood, not happy.

I once again blind you.

[strmblsd he/him]

i run forth and heal glass's eyes

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I happily escape the massacre and skip away, happily hiding the Sandwich.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

I happily follow my happy father, happily sharing in the happy rewards. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I cry out in relief.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I arrest Vyz for skipping without the proper permit, then take the Sandwich and throw him in jail.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

50 minutes ago, Uninteligenius said:

I arrest Vyz for skipping without the proper permit, then take the Sandwich and throw him in jail.

I, not knowing the Sandwich was a he, watch him get thrown behind bars.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

17 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*sighs in no hair-flip compitition*

*GASP*

*police siren in the distance*

did GLASS make a spelling error?!?!

[Vyzkel He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

*GASP*

*police siren in the distance*

did GLASS make a spelling error?!?!

*GASP*

she DID

I start to form an elaborate plan to break the Sandwich out of prison.

Edited January 22, 2025 by Vyzkel

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

*GASP*

she DID

I start to form an elaborate plan to break the Sandwich out of prison.

“Chemical weapons for sale,” Fish tries. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Chemical weapons for sale,” Fish tries. 

My ears perk up. I present Fish with a single dollar, wanting to buy some mustard gas.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

OH MY GOSH I DID

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo-

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

My ears perk up. I present Fish with a single dollar, wanting to buy some mustard gas.

She smiles and hands over a container. "Thank you for your business," she chirped. 

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

OH MY GOSH I DID

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo-

HEHEHEHEHE

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She smiles and hands over a container. "Thank you for your business," she chirped. 

A large bird fell from the sky and hit her in the face.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

A large bird fell from the sky and hit her in the face.

She sputtered and took the bird. She opened her mouth to yell at it, but paused and pet it instead. She couldn't be mad at something small and feathery. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She sputtered and took the bird. She opened her mouth to yell at it, but paused and pet it instead. She couldn't be mad at something small and feathery. 

. . . but it was a large bird.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . but it was a large bird.

She couldn't be mad at a cute fat lil birdie. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She couldn't be mad at a cute fat lil birdie. 

. . . but it was a pelican.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

. . . but it was a pelican.

Aw, a cute fat pelican. 

She pet the pelican. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Aw, a cute fat pelican. 

She pet the pelican. 

The pelican bit her and flew away.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The pelican bit her and flew away.

She sighed. 

[Telrao she/her]

I, observing everything through an Aon Nae, wonder at how people have so quickly lost sight of the true goal: The Sandwich. Seeing as it is currently imprisoned or... something... I quickly use a set of Aon Tia with LOTS of modifiers to teleport the Sandwich to my position. Once it is in my paws, I quickly disguise it using Aon Shao, making it look like a fashionable top hat, then prance away, sporting a new, and very delicious, hat.

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I uncover my bald head.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I uncover my bald head.

I cover it up again, glueing a wig onto it with super glue.