The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

17 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

when did this thing turn into an rp?

I cut a hole in Tell's pocket and steal the sandwich

 

Was it never not one?

I sneeze.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Was it never not one?

I sneeze.

Heh. 

I spent maybe 30 minutes in here and got half the sandwich. 

It was too easy. 

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I sigh.
*sigh*
Very tired today.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hand you some untired potions then run after Doomslug.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I remind you that those are just called caffeinated drinks, then chase after you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I use my pick pocketing skills to steal the Sandwich from Doomslug without anyone even noticing.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

23 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Was it never not one?

good point

21 hours ago, Uninteligenius said:

I use my pick pocketing skills to steal the Sandwich from Doomslug without anyone even noticing.

I point out that I don't have pockets then I run away, still holding the sandwich

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

13 minutes ago, Doomslug Doomslug Doomslug said:

good point

I point out that I don't have pockets then I run away, still holding the sandwich

I take the Sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I take the Sandwich.

.hciwdnaS eht ekat dna emit fo wolf eht esrever I

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

.hciwdnaS eht ekat dna emit fo wolf eht esrever I

I remind you that time travel was banned, so you need to unban it before you go about breaking natural laws.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

10 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I remind you that time travel was banned, so you need to unban it before you go about breaking natural laws.

I point out that I didn't travel through time in a nonstandard way: I just happened to reverse its flow.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

Just now, NerdyAarakocra said:

I point out that I didn't travel through time in a nonstandard way: I just happened to reverse its flow.

I take the Sandwich while you’re distracted.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

52 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I take the Sandwich while you’re distracted.

It turns out the sandwich you took wasn't THE sandwich cuz of Nerdy's time-flow shenagigans and I steal the real Sanwich

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

T H E S I M U    L  A      T        I         O              N              ISCOLL AAAA PP   SSS     I   NG     .         .              .

 

While everyone else is distracted by the aforementioned collapse of the simulation, I steal the sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I, having just walked back in, happen to bump into Nerdy, making them drop the Sandwich and giving me a chance to take it and run away.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

You hit me whilst running, and I am sent in an ambulance to the hospital.

Good job. The ambulance runs over ya.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I quickly check to make sure the Sandwich is okay, then I pick it up and go along my merry way.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I throw a bowling ball at Vyz, incapitating him, and taking the Sandwich in the process.

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

I run over the both of you with my new vehicle, then proceed to bleed out.

[strmblsd he/him]

while they are bleeding out i go and grab the sandwich and sit on a park bench

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

I am asleep in my bed when the collapsing simulation wakes me up and gives me the Sandwich.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

DezaS how dare you, I was writing a frickin paragraph. Whatever

Little did you know, I was inside of your walls. Once I see you with the Sandwich, I break a hole through said wall and take the Sandwich.

 

Edited January 21, 2025 by Vyzkel

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Or, you try to, but my guard dog stops you and brings it back.

 

 

 <- The Attack Dog in question (True story!)

[One of the Ten Fools he/him]

Little did you know, I was the guard dog, and once the attack dog(me) gets the sandwich, I do a little dance and teleport away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I sneeze.

*sneeze*