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The Battle for the Sandwich

AltonicKeys

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how many fingers do you have  

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  1. 1. what color is your chair

    • french
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    • microwave
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AltonicKeys
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The game is simple - The most delicious sandwich ever sits on a hill. You must get the sandwich. The point is to have fun and be original! Don't just say "I take the sandwich" cuz that's lame and bo

Soulbinder
Soulbinder

I get Bill Nye to make you Consider the Following, and while you're considering I steal the sandwich. Unrelated, but I love your signature NerdyAarakocra! 

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NerdyAarakocra

I intercept your pole vaulting whilst you are going over the North Pole by hiring a Pole (Polish person) to show you a political poll, distracting you so that I can parachute down from a zeppelin and

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Bird Furious

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Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*helps*
There :)

*buys no-being-possessed-charm-for-ghosts*

*is safe*

Vyzkel

Vyzkel He/Him

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As this affirment is happening, I finally inch close enough to the Sandwich to take it and run. I do so.

Doomslug the Arcane

Doomslug the Arcane she/her

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7 hours ago, Vyzkel said:

As this affirment is happening, I finally inch close enough to the Sandwich to take it and run. I do so.

As Vyz is running he somehow accidentally runs into my truck and somehow slips under it and gets a few broken bones. I take the sandwich from his hands and drive off, leaving no evidence that I did anything to Vyz, he probably just got attacked by @The H (come back!)

Through the Living Elan

Through the Living Elan He/Him

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1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

As Vyz is running he somehow accidentally runs into my truck and somehow slips under it and gets a few broken bones. I take the sandwich from his hands and drive off, leaving no evidence that I did anything to Vyz, he probably just got attacked by @The H (come back!)

I shows up driving an old beat up VW Beetle. He hit you because he sees the beetle, then snatches the sandwich and rolls away.

AltonicKeys

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I come in with my giant asphalt spreader truck, and run you over, grabbing the sandwich from you as you are encased in concrete. A moment later, I arrive with my giant road roller, compressing the asphalt and flattening you. Once it dries, I drive my giant paint truck to spray the regulation lines on the road. This doesn't do anything, but at least the road is repaved and marked now.

Bird Furious

Bird Furious she/her/un/important

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4 minutes ago, AltonicKeys said:

I come in with my giant asphalt spreader truck, and run you over, grabbing the sandwich from you as you are encased in concrete. A moment later, I arrive with my giant road roller, compressing the asphalt and flattening you. Once it dries, I drive my giant paint truck to spray the regulation lines on the road. This doesn't do anything, but at least the road is repaved and marked now.

I happily drive on the highway. 

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