The Battle for the Sandwich

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

3 minutes ago, dezaS said:

That cake was the sandwich, and I was posing as Vyzkel.

Nuff said

well Vyz had the sandwich anyway, so the cake to be cake cuz me got no sandwich

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I shrug and give dezaS the Sandwich just for funsies.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

I shrug and give dezaS the Sandwich just for funsies.

Hello Father! 

I steal the sandwich in transit. 

[Vyzkel He/Him]

Just now, Bird Furious said:

Hello Father! 

I steal the sandwich in transit. 

Hello!

I slap your hand and take the Sandwich back, storming off. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Hello!

I slap your hand and take the Sandwich back, storming off. 

I slap you and take the Sandwich, floating away into the sky.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

Hello!

I slap your hand and take the Sandwich back, storming off. 

I cry. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

I cry. 

I float back down, wrap you in a big hug, and carry you off into the sky with me, never to be seen again.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I float back down, wrap you in a big hug, and carry you off into the sky with me, never to be seen again.

I want the sandwich. 

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

15 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I slap you and take the Sandwich, floating away into the sky.

I gasp because this is like, the first time Glass has done anything besides sneezing

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I gasp because this is like, the first time Glass has done anything besides sneezing

I laugh and remind you that I'm the top poster in this thread.

. . . And then I sneeze.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

While you are so distracted by your sneeze I grab the Sandwich and run off to find Jerome.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

3 hours ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I gasp because this is like, the first time Glass has done anything besides sneezing

Wait what, dang I gotta lock in.

My jawline visibly sharpens as I grab the Sandwich and run off.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

Wait what, dang I gotta lock in.

My jawline visibly sharpens as I grab the Sandwich and run off.

I dive out of the sky-

*snort-laughs*

I dive out of the sky towards you.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I dive into the sky, narrowly dodging you.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

I quickly follow.

[Doomslug the Arcane she/her]

I follow quickly, doing eeny meeny miny moe to choose who to tail.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

1 hour ago, Doomslug the Arcane said:

I follow quickly, doing eeny meeny miny moe to choose who to tail.

I give you a tail to help you choose.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Vyzkel said:

I give you a tail to help you choose.

I catch up to you and tackle you out of the sky.

[Vyzkel He/Him]

I keep a tight hold of the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

We both plummet to the ground.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

[Vyzkel He/Him]

As you raise your hands up like you’re on a rollercoaster, I escape your grasp and air-swim away.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

aw . . .

I hit the ground at terminal velocity and die

Edited March 20, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[Shatter He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Vyzkel said:

As you raise your hands up like you’re on a rollercoaster, I escape your grasp and air-swim away.

I take a fishing hook and fish you out of the sky

[BlueWildRye he/him]

I fish the Sandwich out of Vyz's hands.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

I laugh and remind you that I'm the top poster in this thread

...because you sneeze.