AltonicKeys he/him Posted April 12, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I stab a straw through Bookwyrm's lungs, allowing air through. Because that's how breathing works. Ignoring the hollow whistling, I trip Platypus and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 Bookwyrm collapses on top of you, somewhat dead, and I take the sandwich from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I arrest all of you for godmodding and take the sandwich. Everybody is assured a fair trial because of the reforms Platypus and I made, but we never got around to reforming the prison system, so everybody is imprisoned awaiting trial. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 Luckily Godmodding is not outlawed here, on this thread. I point this out and my lawyer breaks me and the others out using the legal system. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I point out that that's not how the legal system works. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 12, 2023 Report Share Posted April 12, 2023 I point out this is Battle for the Sandwich, real legal rules don't mean anything here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I point out that there is still an approximation of the legal system going on here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 Only sometimes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I point out that you didn't point anything out there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just_a_Fan he/him Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 (edited) while you all are arguing, Sunkist grabs the sandwich and takes it to tlt. he also gives @The Bookwyrm his lungs back. Edited April 13, 2023 by Just_a_Fan_YT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I point out that I didn't need to point anything out. I also point out that The Sandwich cannot be transposed between threads. And that Bookwyrm always had his lungs, I was just controlling it for some of the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I point out that there's no rule saying the sandwich can't travel between threads. I then get the sandwich back. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I point out that Thread Transposals are very outlandish, so it doesn't work. It also would have a similar effect to destroying it. For my well thought out (and sharp) points that were definitely just a strange interpretation of the rules, the thread gives me the sandwich and it won't leave for 30 seconds after this is posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 As it has been more than 30 seconds, I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 13, 2023 Report Share Posted April 13, 2023 I get sad and my tears pool up. The sandwich is grabbed by me as you're wondering how a hologram could produce so much water 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 The shadows, which are similar to an inverse hologram, manage to take the sandwich from you and run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 Unfortunately for the Shadows, I am a certified Shadowbuster™ and capture the Shadows in a Shadow trap. I take the Sandwich and then drop the Shadow trap into a dumpster behind a McDonalds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 14, 2023 Report Share Posted April 14, 2023 I accidentally let the shadows go as I use the traps as a springboard to jump on you and take the sandwich from you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potato's Wit she/her Posted April 17, 2023 Report Share Posted April 17, 2023 I come back from the dead (did I even die though?) and nab the sandwich. I then kick Cacophony into a conveniently placed pit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 5 hours ago, Potato's Wit said: I come back from the dead (did I even die though?) and nab the sandwich. I then kick Cacophony into a conveniently placed pit. i definitely saw "I come back from school" and I don't even know how. I yell at you. You're so sorry that you throw me the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 I quietly inform you to use your inside voice. You give me the sandwich in penance. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted April 18, 2023 Author Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 I hold out a wet rag. "Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?" As it doesn't, I hit you with a frying pan. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 As Nerdy falls to the ground, I jump in and snatch the Sandwich before Keys can take it. I then hand him a $20 bill as a distraction as I drive away in a conveniently placed unlocked car which luckily had the keys in the ignition. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quivil she/her Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 Inside the car, I snatch the Sandwich from Sequence and take a bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted April 18, 2023 Report Share Posted April 18, 2023 I laugh. If you took a bite, it must not be the real Sandwich! I stop the car, kick Tani out (politely), then turn back around to look for the Sandwich somewhere else. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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