I Am A Fish

Ok, because I've been gone for... a while I guess a should probably answer a few questions.

Q. Where have you been?

A. Under the sea *music intensifies*

Q. Where have you actually been?

A. I got sick of you all and left. 

Q. Do you think you'll ever get get back on?

A. Probably not consistently. I used the Shard a lot during quarantine and now that most lockdown restrictions have eased and my life consists of more than online school and sleep, getting on consistently, or rather getting on at all, has been kind of difficult. But there are some things that I've been mulling over in my head for a forum post, so... Maybe sometime in the next week or two?

I get that me leaving was really sudden and abrupt, and I'm sorry, cause I left quite a few things hanging in the air. As established above, I doubt that I'll get on consistently from now on, but weirder things have happened.

So ye.

I'm back for all of 20 seconds. And also maybe sometime in the next little bit.

WOO HOO!

I'M A PROFESSIONAL METAL EATER!

LEZ GO!

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

Two things:

1. I finally have more reputation than posts!
2. I made a meme, and it made me sad:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Well...

I guess I'm good at Tarachin now.

...

Hate to say it, but being a dawnsinger was more fun.

Well, I finally got around to posting my rp...

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

All right, I'm writing and I quickly doodled two virtually identical villain masks.

Which are better?

What has four letters. occasionally has twelve letters, sometimes has nine letters, but never has five letters?

Happy birthday!

Fish are gill-bearing aquatic craniate animals that lack limbs with digits. They form a sister group to the tunicates, together forming the olfactores. Included in this definition are the living hagfish, lampreys, and cartilaginous and bony fish as well as various extinct related groups.

The earliest organisms that can be classified as fish were soft-bodied chordates that first appeared during the Cambrian period. Although they lacked a true spine, they possessed notochords which allowed them to be more agile than their invertebrate counterparts. Fish would continue to evolve through the Paleozoic era, diversifying into a wide variety of forms. Many fish of the Paleozoic developed external armor that protected them from predators. The first fish with jaws appeared in the Silurian period, after which many (such as sharks) became formidable marine predators rather than just the prey of arthropods.

Most fish are ectothermic ("cold-blooded"), allowing their body temperatures to vary as ambient temperatures change, though some of the large active swimmers like white shark and tuna can hold a higher core temperature.^[1][2]

Fish can communicate in their underwater environments through the use of acoustic communication. Acoustic communication in fish involves the transmission of acoustic signals from one individual of a species to another. The production of sounds as a means of communication among fish is most often used in the context of feeding, aggression or courtship behaviour.^[3] The sounds emitted by fish can vary depending on the species and stimulus involved. They can produce either stridulatory sounds by moving components of the skeletal system, or can produce non-stridulatory sounds by manipulating specialized organs such as the swimbladder.^[4]

Fish are abundant in most bodies of water. They can be found in nearly all aquatic environments, from high mountain streams (e.g., char and gudgeon) to the abyssal and even hadal depths of the deepest oceans (e.g., cusk-eels and snailfish), although no species has yet been documented in the deepest 25% of the ocean.^[5] With 34,300 described species, fish exhibit greater species diversity than any other group of vertebrates.^[6]

Fish are an important resource for humans worldwide, especially as food. Commercial and subsistence fishers hunt fish in wild fisheries or farm them in ponds or in cages in the ocean (in aquaculture). They are also caught by recreational fishers, kept as pets, raised by fishkeepers, and exhibited in public aquaria. Fish have had a role in culture through the ages, serving as deities, religious symbols, and as the subjects of art, books and movies.

Tetrapods emerged within lobe-finned fishes, so cladistically they are fish as well. However, traditionally fish are rendered paraphyletic by excluding the tetrapods (i.e., the amphibians, reptiles, birds and mammals which all descended from within the same ancestry). Because in this manner the term "fish" is defined negatively as a paraphyletic group, it is not considered a formal taxonomic grouping in systematic biology, unless it is used in the cladistic sense, including tetrapods.^[7][8] The traditional term pisces (also ichthyes) is considered a typological, but not a phylogenetic classification.

Apparently I have to do this sort of thing often, now that I'm a Rambleman and such...

I need another Stormlight character to turn into an emoji!

Preferably neither Kaladin, Shallan, or Dalinar...

Like your name... 

Should Christmas fish come to fruition? 

Please, 

Write your story.

 Well dangit,

I guess I have to go for first now...

I just wanna say, I read your member title and fell over laughing.

So...

It's funny.

Happy early birthday!

Hello! 

This is another status update.

I wanted to let people know that I've begun to dip my toes into creative writing, and I'd appreciate it if you check it out.

Hello people!

I wanted to give y'all a heasdsup cause I'm probably going to be very active for the next little while...

Well, 

This is horrifying.

I am ascended!

They said it could not be done. 

They said that 250 upvotes in one week was impossible!

But they were wrong!

Like the mythical Sazed, fish also had somewhat of a faith crisis...

But he now holds power!

UNLIMITED POWER!

That is all. You guys can unfollow me for wasting your time.  

I was bored...

So I made y'all a Lopen emoji.

Enjoy!

More can be requested...

I'm sorry...